TheFunnyJuan

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TheFunnyJuan

TheFunnyJuan

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TheFunnyJuan
TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
Just fyi
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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@HunterBiden We the people voted for Donald Trump. Ergo his choices to make the white house better, the people voted for that.
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.
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I laughed@found_it_funny·
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shoe@shoe0nhead·
@ShadowofEzra i have a chair older than the state of israel
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Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra·
Mike Huckabee says the United States of America would not exist without Israel and the Jewish foundation. Huckabee claims America only exists because of the Jewish foundation and says its heritage is inseparable from that of the United States. "It is your heritage, without a doubt." "It is also the heritage of the United States."
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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@CarnCrusader @TobyTurner Taken right out the liberal victim hood strategy book. Welp when you resort to gay responses, you know you got nothing good to say. Goodbye retard
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Toby Turner
Toby Turner@TobyTurner·
I'm not a psychopath, I feel positive emotion when I protect my people. Complete opposite.
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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@PedroDisk578 That shit is shady man buying drugs online feels like a way to get on a list or get really weak overpriced shit (happened to me before) or get some laced shit
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Pedro@PedroDisk578·
@TheAssEater0 You can easily order from the link in my bio. He has been my supplier for a long time.
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TheFunnyJuan
TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@CarnCrusader @TobyTurner You'd provide more to America by calling it quits on life and not having to charge more to social security dumbass
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TheFunnyJuan
TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@TobyTurner Well Toby I would argue some of your exagerated rhetoric can come off that way. Thats what makes people think blatant racism is ignorance. I just want you to show nuance before you spiral like Kanye.
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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@ShaeZChannel @Awk20000 Because it was never about insults towards Ethan or the stain on his reputation. Ethan knows and talks about the type of person he is. Its about his kids. Very simple
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Shae Z 👀
Shae Z 👀@ShaeZChannel·
@Awk20000 Why? That was the worst backhanded apology I've ever seen: "Although Ethan is a bully, a villain, the worst guy in existence... I guess the comment I posted was a tad over the line." iDubbz continues to suck as a human.
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yeet@Awk20000·
Ethan Klein agrees to drop his lawsuit after iDubbbz’s apology video
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Nerdrotic
Nerdrotic@Nerdrotics·
How to fix Doctor Who. Wipe out everything post Peter Capaldi. Most importantly the horrific Timeless Children. The Dream Lord and The Valeyard are behind the non-events of the 13th, 14th, 15th, and stupid Fugitive Doctor. Better yet, just never mention them. Cast Hugh Laurie as the Doctor with a smoking hot actual female companion. You're welcome.
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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@Clint_Davey1 They literally explained it in the next movie you engagement baiting troglodyte
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Clint Warren-Davey
Clint Warren-Davey@Clint_Davey1·
By far the dumbest decision in the sequels was to introduce this new big bad guy - Snoke - and then kill him off with absolutely zero explanation of who he is or why he's important. And then re-introduce the same big bad guy from the original trilogy because they ran out of ideas.
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A Beacon Of Wisdom In These Ignorant Times@KyleTDavis1

The Last Jedi should have revealed that Snoke was a super powerful dark side entity called from beyond the galaxy by the death of Palapatine and Vader. Luke fought him and lost. Snoke turns Ben. He went back to the original Jedi temple to figure out how to win.

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TheFunnyJuan@TheAssEater0·
@imperialvox40k @DDofWarhammer Not really. It has been stated many times he is in a state of death and renewal. Also besides retarded engagement bait your stupid op is, clearly it can indicate whatever fans want but also the emperor is always watching is a great strong symbol.
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ImperialVox40k@imperialvox40k·
@DDofWarhammer With regard to lore development from here. You’re a warhammer page as am I…I assume you read all the books just like I do. Your comment is so dumb you should be made into a servitor. Bow down and kiss the ring little boy.
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Ma𝕏 Vidya 🎮
Ma𝕏 Vidya 🎮@MatMvB·
Asmongold used to be more reasonable but he’s grown incredibly more irate this past year. Don’t know if it’s his dad dying, the bad advice he gave him to be “meaner” or just because his rhetoric brings in more short term views.
AutisticClips@AutisticClip

Asmongold started stressing after realizing he’s 36 and doesn’t have a girlfriend “I’m going to bed at 2 am. On my day off I washed my car and did lawn work.. I fed the birds… This is getting bad guys.”

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