Ben Aztek™

@RozenburgTheo @ManVsMiniatures I know right. I'm sailing around and there's a spinal figurehead. Disney stuff (and we all know they are Nazis that place porn in our cartoons). I can't even play a game about a specific thing without seeing external shit in it. I'm worried if I see those things I might like PPs.

@ManVsMiniatures i agree it’s a pirate game a fantasy pirate game ever most people play games to escape the modern world now you can’t even do that anymore

Pride Flags gotta go

@AlmtyChcknPoo @RozenburgTheo @ManVsMiniatures I love it when people use a terrible situation to promote hate.

@RozenburgTheo @ManVsMiniatures I cant seem to find a single pirate story that involved a rainbow flag 🥀

@theliamnissan #thegameisrigged #smokefléét #smokefleet

What the actual fuck? It was trending in politics just ten minutes ago. #thegameisrigged #smokefléét #smokefleet

@krassenstein @PostBudClarity @darkseith Was this one of the criteria? digitaltrends.com/cars/teslas-la…

@PostBudClarity @darkseith It's abotu a variety of things like all purchases should be. And None of those companies make an EV pickup with a 5 star safety rating that would fit in my garage.

I’ve listened. I’ve reflected. I’ve grown. After losing 6,000 followers for buying a Cybertruck, I realized I needed a vehicle that better aligns with my followers’ environmental expectations and moral values. So I traded it in for a beauty that gets 7 MPG and personally accelerates glacier melt every time I tap the gas pedal. The good news is it has absolutely no connection to Elon Musk. Looking forward to earning back your trust, and hopefully those 6,000 refollows.

@krassenstein @AmysGotBirds Brian loves Loose Nuts so this isn't a problem for him. #SMOKEFLEET

@AmysGotBirds Congrats

I might get hate for this too but I just bought a horse.

@theliamnissan #SMOKEFLEET The thing about Smoke Fleet is that for Elon the fleet is my Deeyick.

Elon is now locking accounts who tag #smokefleet for "platform manipulation". What a bunch of horseshit, isn't getting something to trend THE WHOLE POINT OF THE WEBSITE???

@TheAudiHepburn #Smokefleet

Pure bollocks!🤨

@YeagerBrent Do your job and let their name be read. I'm starting to think there won't be any pearly gates for people like you.

@krassenstein @Omardrox @darkseith Enjoy your Cyber pedo van.

@krassenstein @Omardrox @darkseith So you can jerk it to Elon's secret porn stash.

@theliamnissan If @theliamnissan gets more followers than @krassenstein by this Sunday, I will jump my Aztek over Niagara Falls while eating the largest Glizzy you've ever seen in your life.

Look who dropped under 1m followers today

Hey @krassenstein, I'd follow you back if you: A) Sold your Cybertruck and bought a Rivian instead. B) Publicly told Elon to lick your unwashed taint. C) Said Marco Rubio is a ridiculous automoton who recites bullshit to elect Epstein's best friend. That's the deal. Thank you.

@taradublinrocks The @krassenstein bros are the @AldiUSA version Winklevoss twins. CC: @EdKrassen

The Krassensteins were among the first to figure out how to grift people on Twitter They presented as Democratic strategists, but they’ve only ever been out here for their own bank accounts & they always will be Meanwhile, I’m broke, but at least I’m always honest 🤨

@theliamnissan It's an Aztek with PS1 graphics.

A Cybertruck is like a Kenmore deep freezer on wheels except it has a huge battery that tends to burst into flames if you get into a minor fender bender.

@krassenstein @TrekSeason You calling your followers dumb is par for the course. We know that some of these things are unavoidable. You know what is avoidable? Buying a Pontiac Aztek with PS1 graphics. Be a man and get the OG, Fuckwad.

@TrekSeason The problem is that Amazon's AWS, Microsoft's Azure and Google's infrastructure are almost certainly being used by 99.9% of Americans every day. They just don't realize it.

IMPORTANT! I'm calling for the following boycott of all products and services related to these companies: Delta Air Lines — Donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. X - Elon Musk owns it. Microsoft - Founder Bill Gates was friends with Epstein. Amazon — Listed among companies rolling back DEI efforts and also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Walmart — Pulled back on DEI programs and was listed among major companies retreating from diversity initiatives. Boeing — STOP FLYING! Donated to Trump’s inaugural fund, despite Trump’s agenda being deeply opposed by many liberals. Ford — Scaled back DEI policies and stopped participating in the Human Rights Campaign’s Corporate Equality Index, a major LGBTQ+ workplace-equality benchmark. General Motors — Donated to Trump’s 2025 inaugural fund, alongside Ford, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, Boeing, Hyundai, Stellantis, Delta, and others. Target — Ended or scaled back several DEI initiatives, including changes around supplier diversity, after conservative pressure and Trump’s anti-DEI push. McDonald’s — Scaled back DEI initiatives and was named among major U.S. companies retreating from diversity programs. Meta — Confirmed it was scaling back DEI programs; also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Google / Alphabet — Listed by Reuters among major companies that dropped or considered altering DEI policies after Trump’s executive order; Alphabet also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Lowe’s — Named by AP among prominent companies pulling back on DEI initiatives. Hyundai — Its U.S. unit donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. Stellantis — Donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. AT&T — Said it would end DEI programs in connection with seeking FCC approval for a spectrum-license acquisition. T-Mobile — Also moved to terminate DEI efforts while seeking federal approval for telecom deals. Verizon — Secured approval for its Frontier acquisition after agreeing to dismantle its DEI program. Also please smash all your smartphones as they are made using child labor, burn most of your clothes and destroy your sneakers as they are mostly made in sweat shops. Whie you are at it please also stop breathing oxygen as it's shared with many of the CEOs of the companies liosted above. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

@theliamnissan #SmokeFleet

Brian Krassenstein: A) bought a Cybertruck B) said he'd feel better if Marco Rubio was in charge. Unfollow that chucklewagon.

@krassenstein @Di2765 That truck is the same as flying a MAGA flag on the back of your pinto. It's not that you own one as much as driving it says you are owned by/ or support someone. It's a status/political symbol. #smokefleet

@Di2765 If I cared about how many followers I had do you think I'd post anything besides Elon hate?

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@theliamnissan Kyle Shittenhouse™