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Blexis Blexriguez

@TheBlexican

Author of the critially acclaimed book 'Riding The Bus To Get That Dick' and other self help books. Adult magazine 'Dime Chicks At The Dollar Store'Coming soon!

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Blexis Blexriguez
Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
I'm over here cockadoodle doin it.
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Pop Base@PopBase·
“If you not my fan, I don’t want you to listen to my sh*t. Go listen to motherf*cking Zara Larsson or somebody.” — Chris Brown in new Instagram story.
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@favoritel8dy They not even factoring gas and time spent. The numbers are insane when I think about it.
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Rae baby
Rae baby@favoritel8dy·
People buy weed everyday instead of just buying it for the month? This how ik I’m just a girl because I look at it like a bill lmao
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@blackishpress Government officials raped and killed children and no one has been arrested for any of it. Nobody gives a fuck about neyo.
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Blackish Press@blackishpress·
Ne-Yo claims the world is mad because he's in a polyamorous relationship “There are people upset. It’s almost like you can be a great person, you can show respect and appreciation, but the second you do something they don’t agree with, they cancel you. You know what I mean? And that just doesn’t make any sense to me. You have to know what it is. You have to witness it to understand. Because people say the dumbest stuff. Like, it’s degrading, degrading to who? I’m not lying to anybody. Everybody is here by choice. Like, who’s being degraded? Who’s being disrespected? What are you talking about?” 🔗 instagram.com/reel/DYDMhM_Ry…
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jacob
jacob@thesoggyblanket·
have u noticed only white people like suicideboys
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@BoneJail They use it bc dust and hair isnt as apparent. Dark wood shows every spec of dust, light wood shows every spec of dirt.
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Rory Blank@BoneJail·
Does anyone actually like the grey fake wood flooring that is ubiquitous in airbnbs and recently flipped houses? Do the house flippers even think it looks good or are they doing it because everyone else is doing it so they assume someone must like it?
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Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx·
Drunk Israeli harasses resort guests, then pulls a gun on two Mexicans. They beat his ass like a little bitch. FAFO.
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alex harper ♃@balefulrays·
In ten years, millennial content went from the “ok boomer” girl who wore a Bernie sanders shirt and had a necro fetish to this What happened to us We have lost our way so severely
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alex harper ♃@balefulrays·
The Boomification of Millenials is reaching advanced stages. We are now at “I’m Gen X and I drank from the garden hose” levels of cringe. Soon the Boomification will metastasize, the cascading effects will be irreversible and Millenials will transform into Boomers
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@MrGee54 If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you. - Lyndon B. Johnson
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Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum@MrGee54·
MAGA dont even be benefiting from all this chaos. Just a temporary dopamine rush from a little bit of racism
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL·
Amazon has officially launched 1-hour shipping in US. Over 100 cities!
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Lena Dunham attends the 2026 Met Gala.
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Unknown@_is_kunta·
Ladies & Gentlemen Your Met Gala 2026 Co-Chair
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@JPHilllllll I wonder if this shift is to deflect from the fact that the founder of tmz was mentioned in the epstein files?
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Blexis Blexriguez@TheBlexican·
@maira4yo Ima give em a year to all jump on board before I start making "first date is gonna be at the pool" jokes.
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Alex DiVincenzo@alexislegend·
Walking in slow motion all day in honor of The Craft's 30th anniversary.
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Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Sam Smith teases Met Gala outfit.
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Block Topickz@BlockTopickz·
Finesse2Tymes was shocked and appalled when he put his contract into Chat GPT and it told him that he’s in a 360 deal and the label owns everything
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antifa🔻girlfriend@lllliatttt·
the vaguely described “mediterranean” restaurant i was worried would be israeli turned out to be turkish
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