Based Metrovick
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Based Metrovick
@TheBoCoStan
Thomas & Friends, Animation, and Nintendo enjoyer. NIMBYs are the cancer that's destroying America.



At what point did Disney think it was a good idea to stop making animation this incredible?

To quote Dunkey:

El hate a SUPER MARIO GALAXY es mero click bait, la película es genial.🤩 Si vas con ojos de crítica, ni la veas, pero si estás abierto a disfrutar una película basada en uno de los videojuegos más exitosos en la historia, estás por ver una aventura repleta de momentos inolvidables. Neta que disfrutamos cada escena, cada brinco y cada estrella conseguida.🥹 Es una misión de rescate que te dejará pidiendo por más. NINTENDO sabe lo que hace. Su tirada no es la prensa, somos nosotros. ⭐ ...y ojo ¡HAY DOS ESCENAS POST CREDITOS!👀🌌 Esta semana, solo en cines 💫 @UniversalMX

I promise you, not one living soul on God's green Earth wanted or needed the Super Mario Galaxy movie to be anything like The Godfather or a Christopher Nolan film. Please be honest with yourselves.

I think it’s really baffling that a Wii game from 2007 did a seemingly much better job at making a cinematic and interesting story than the movie adaptation from 2026. How do you manage to make a Mario movie have LESS story than the Mario game you’re adapting lmao.

Think I’m good on any more Mario movies bruh. Even halfway thru, my kid is like “I’m done”.




@0E1ps3XIII Si le preguntas a los de paramount o Sega si quieren cambiar sus notas compradas a cambio de ganar 1 billon de dolares en una sola pelicula, te dirian todos "Si claro que si".

Sonic is what the Mario movies think they are. They deliver on the hype and fan service without compromising narrative or our emotional connection to the characters. Oh, and doesn't condescend its target audience?




In gonna be honest, this is an exaggeration. Most of Galaxy's story is the storybook, which is a fun, simple story that adds to the game's atmosphere & makes Rosalina more than another dead-behind-the-eyes princess. It does not have more story than any movie, including this one

People really love talking about how much they don't care what movie critics think.

@InkPrinceK @maximilian_ They made it for fans, just like Minecraft. That's how you get to $1B regardless of the mindless plot. Unlike Star Wars, Star Trek, and Harry Potter, they know their audience.











