Bread Pitt

@kenwheeler So much colour in this dish especially near the centre

mind if a white boy speak a lil british?

@lecternleader He might need to take an extra test for engineering aptitude but he likely qualifies to be a nuke, get to spend his days cleaning a steam plant

He wants to get into mechanical engineering. The kid has been rebuilding transmissions and computers since he was 12

My oldest is on his way to MEPS tomorrow. He scored an 82 on his ASVAB. I'm incredibly proud of the man he has become and what he has chosen for his life.

@WarrenInTheBuff @slimjimmy But it was still sticking to the iron

@slimjimmy the more you flip the better the crust

guys, this is bad this was flipped way too early there are much better steaks out here

@kenwheeler I ain't one of those people who loves the sandlot but the older I get, the better it gets

just told a 3yo that benny the jet rodriguez is a born athlete

@kenwheeler @justalexoki Touching all the sides of a tuna can except the bottom

@justalexoki girth is king

wife said the best cucumbers are slim and long... what if mine is neither 💔

@kenwheeler @MatthewRideout If you think that's cool about Japan wait until you learn about habusake. Sasebo is a common port for sailors to hit on westpac. I never got to hit a foreign port but I heard the stories about Sasebo

@MatthewRideout i’m seeing a lot of japanese chaddery lately and i’m loving it

Americans and Japanese are brothers

@MikeyDiMercurio As a fmr nuke mechanic, running RO plants the water was delicious (and nutricious) and fresh air doesn't smell bad methyl-ethyl amine smells like rotting garbage. But I agree he nailed it

The Royal Navy does some things differently than the U.S. submarine force. For one, there is absolutely no alcohol on an American submarine (disregard that hooch distilled by the nuke mechanics - that's just for degreasing the bilges, hand-to-God). Also, we ARE informed if a family member dies. And 7 months - our boomer patrols are 60-90 days, then a quick refit and turnover to the other duplicate crew. Attack boats have one crew. Otherwise, the speaker nails it.

@basicBrogrammer @WarrenInTheBuff Still has its benefits is sussing out residual voltage

@WarrenInTheBuff Analog

treat yo self

@WarrenInTheBuff Okay baller, we get it.

@kenwheeler Quite the trailblazer

wrapped a hotdog and cheese in a tortilla, i’m calling it the englishman

@WarrenInTheBuff Whack? What year is this? I thought it was phat btw.

Had my hopes set high for Marshals, turns out Taylor Sheridan is yet another let down. Love Luke Grimes but this show is whack, a fake country NCIS. Bummer

@piq9117 There's a great black mirror episode about this.

The Schrödinger's gay thought experiment.

@thestanduppod Bro, I now use you're highlighting method to help me stay on track when reading docs. I used to think you were diabolically missing the first and last char. But no, that's just the way it be.

LinkedIn Translator

@ThePrimeagen Genuine question, should package repositories have ID verification/attestation that they're not gonna malware? I mean I know screwups will still happen. Idk if it actually mitigates the watering hole problem. But friction in a process does have its ups.

he is right again

@QTRBlackGarrett Kurt cobains answer: because I got high (I mean we know, but this is what we're going with)

Gun to your head, why is there a gun to your head?

@trashh_dev Should've been called the 'Get Every Transaction Fully Under Kontrol Tool'. I'd abbreviate for the sake of the command line

what’s up with internal tools having the worst names. app is called “optimus prime” but it just does financial management. STOP

@kenwheeler @DatPiff @theo Lawl I was like oh shit I gotta tag Ken on this one, only to realize you're the reason this banger is on my feed

@DatPiff @theo

GoldenEye 007 Pause Music But It’s Actually Three 6 Maria

@MilitaryCooI VA Loan

Name at least one thing

@ishbills @infantrydort Fuck yea! Tang and Wahoo in the chat. Mush and then XO Dick bucked the wisdom of their leaders and completely rewrite the book on diesel submarine warfare.

This will be the last thing I post today because I have better things to do. What confuses me about these generals is their visceral reaction to what most of human history would consider classic strength of purpose. Brute force if you will. Should every leader be like that? Of course not. But what's telling about these generals is their complete and utter revulsion at any other leadership style than their own. They are intolerant. And most know they're intolerant. The ones that look past it are those who've conformed to their way of thinking. What befuddles me is their absolute denial of the fact that millions of people respond well to the type of leadership they revile in Hegseth. They can't explain it because it doesn't fit nicely in their "MOPS/MOES" worldview. It is intangible. I'm just tired of these weak takes. I'm tired of these generals who go out of their way to appear "measured". They are the living embodiment of the 'proportional response'. They are self styled masters of limited war. That's why they scoff at terms like "unconditional surrender". Because they have never and will never be equipped to prosecute the type of war necessary to achieve it. No. They just refer to those of us furious after GWOT, growing up in the shadow of their inadequacy, as "potential war criminals" because we finally get to shoot back. Look, I'm not trying to be as mean as these bitter generals. I'm not. But I'm just so sick and tired of being lectured at about what war means from people who couldn't be bothered to win one. They couldn't win then. They can't win now. And they will try to take down anyone they can at some final shot at relevance. Because maybe if they can get that one last verbal jab in, they'll finally get that little victory that eluded them on the field of battle. This cohort of officer must be removed from the service almost entirely. Notice I said "almost". Because even I see the value in the occasional corporate GOFO. But if this department is to change for the long term, it must shed most of this archetype going forward. They should be the exception, not the rule. I will not be convinced otherwise.

@WarrenInTheBuff You could enlist as a navy nuke and when you get out be a senior reactor operator for an AI company. Opportunity abound

Turning 35 in just a few months lfg