Broken Map

@nypost If I were a politician, and musicians complained about me using their songs while there being nothing they could do about it, I would be very careful moving forward to only select songs that would for sure enrage those musicians.

Noah Kahan rips White House, Trump for using hit song in video of prez touring GM plant trib.al/b6XIqUB

@nypost I read this article in a panic, worried there was now a tick bite that makes you allergic to bourbon. False alarm, it just nearly kills you is all.

First case of untreatable, potentially fatal Bourbon virus confirmed in New York trib.al/DaCGDbV

@nypost She looks good for her age, but she doesn’t look any younger than her age.

‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ alum Charisma Carpenter, 56, looks half her age in red-hot bikini trib.al/SumaKFd

@elonmusk I’ve watched this about 900 times and my brain is having a hard time accepting that it is viewing something in reality.

Stayin’ Alive

@prochorei @mrwtffacts You didn’t hold up your end of the deal.

@TheBrokenMap @mrwtffacts Seriously! You don't know this is either a doctored image or optical illusion. The rim is 10' high, that kid is 7'7, there's no way his head is just under the rim.

🇦🇺 At just 18-years-old, Jongkuch Mach, is already 7’6 — taller than any active NBA player. He can touch the rim without jumping, moves fluidly, and led Adidas Eurocamp in blocks. US colleges are currently chasing him as he weighs up Australia vs USA.

@prochorei @mrwtffacts

@TheBrokenMap @mrwtffacts Show me one person like that and I'll keep quiet. People drift off reality when they don't have any justifiable argument.

@prochorei @mrwtffacts Nope. It’s pointless. Absurd. As retarded and brain-dead as watching guys with 27ft long arms play cornhole.

@TheBrokenMap @mrwtffacts WTF you mean "height exploitation"?! Basketball is a game for tall people. Capping players at 6' is like putting a speed limit on football. That's why there are lots of different sports. If you're not genetically disposed to play one, you play another.

Wrong. It’s exactly the other way around, and anybody who says otherwise is ignorant about the complexities of baseball. Take anybody from literally any other sport and put them up to bat, have them pitch, play outfield - or even throw a ball from 3rd to 1st - and we’ll see about athleticism.

@TheBrokenMap @Chris_Deutsch @mrwtffacts If you think baseball is a mark of athleticism- I question your definition of athlete. Take every professional sport- have those athletes play other sports- the baseball players finish last every time

@Chris_Deutsch @mrwtffacts I was thinking baseball, but I agree with the sentiment in general. I haven’t watched basketball in years.

@TheBrokenMap @mrwtffacts Better idea…watch sports that make height irrelevant and double down on athleticism like lacrosse 🙏❤️👊

@klkdave @AverageSizeAndy Don’t bet the farm

This dude is definitely shorter than @AverageSizeAndy

@Polymarket I don’t think that’s gonna go over very well for Philly natives. I could be wrong, but seems like a pretty big insult to me.

JUST IN: LeBron James will reportedly live in New York City while playing for the Philadelphia 76ers, potentially commuting by helicopter.

@Polymarket Real-life Guy Smiley muppet.

BREAKING: Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana expands his lawsuit, alleging racism, sexual coercion, & retaliation left his career “reduced to rubble.”

@Variety Savannah Guthrie has an insufferable inability to not talk down to the kidnappers. She’s not even talking to me and I find it infuriating. I have no doubt that every time she does this, it only ensures that the kidnappers harden their hearts even more.

Savannah Guthrie has posted a new video asking her mother’s kidnappers to “do the right thing” and “tell us where to look for her”: “Make the right choice. Help us find her. Tell us where to look for her. I truly believe it is never too late to do the right thing. Help us bring this situation to an end. For all of us, no matter where we’ve been and what we’ve done, I believe there is always a way home. Please make the right choice.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lGWIo

@miles_commodore They think (and they’re right) that people in general have zero moral principle resolve. Learned this with Netflix and “Cuties”. The world flopped around in pretend anger and - never cancelled. People ain’t giving up their $8 lattes for a principle. The lattes matter more.

I don't understand companies like Starbucks and Nike. If I sold a product in America I would want everyone to buy it. Why would you intentionally piss off 80 million people?

@nypost So they want gayer, then.

'Sober-curious' Gen Zers are choosing quality over quantity when drinking: expert trib.al/g1noeo8

@nypost As if trekking poles weren’t retarded enough already. Hey everybody, you’re hiking, not skiing.

ER Nurse impales himself on trekking pole in freak hiking accident and miraculously climbs 10 miles for help trib.al/IlwX2Fc

@DrunkRepub A couple of the biggest skanks in the world. Right up there with Jennifer Lopez and Katy Perry. Achy Breaky Skank King.

Elizabeth Hurley looks like she left her politician husband for a wellness guru after he tricked her into taking ayahuasca

@mypalal More of the same ol’ horse crap comin’ down the woke pipeline.

Apparently in 2099, men have bred themselves out of existence.

@nypost I reckon losing 30lbs wasn’t an option.

Biologist turns body into work of art with record-breaking number of shark tattoos trib.al/pdQk5NG