Captain MAGA M.D.

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Captain MAGA M.D.

Captain MAGA M.D.

@TheCaptainBryce

You cannot change your gender because you can't alter your chromosomes. That is scientific law. I hate your pronouns! #AmericaFirst #MAGA

MAGA City, USA Katılım Haziran 2021
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
Just drove by @gcu on the way to a BBQ joint during my trip to Phoenix w/ my son. Immediately thought of how @ConservativeGG3 is crushing it with them.
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
Not sure what the deal is at other airports... But @TSA at ORD was 5 minutes. On Saturday @ 3 PM. News organizations are freaking everyone out for nothing. I arrived 4 hours before my flight today just in case. At least I can use my @united club membership. @FoxNews @cvpayne
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Karmen🇬🇷🇮🇪@karmen638539·
WHERE DID HE FIND THIS "WIZARD"? 🧙‍♂️ 😆 🤣 😂
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@CaledonianKitty Poltergeist 3 (the mirrors) and Disney's Something Wicked This Way Comes...but looking back on it, Jonathan Pryce was badass in that!
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@cvpayne Glad you're visiting Chi-town BEFORE the increase to 19% for the hotel tourism tax! Next time, you're going to have to sleep in the WFLD @fox32news studio!!
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@Hells75Belle Adam Sandler did great Pearl Jam renditions just for this reason...Singing a mish mosh of non-sensical sounds!
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Kelley Belle
Kelley Belle@Hells75Belle·
A great thing I enjoy is to karaoke anything by Pearl Jam because I don’t know the lyrics and neither does Eddie Vedder
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@MancowMuller Go to your local Dave's Hot Chicken...They have a sign at the register at my local store (Algonquin) that shows they serve Halal certified chicken. I'm assuming this is company wide. For that reason alone, I will never go back. Apparently Jews aren't welcome! @hotchickendaves
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Got sauces on the mind now 🤔 I'm OCD when it comes to them! I have a shelf dedicated to them in my fridge....Ketchup, BBQ Sauce, Reggae Reggae sauce, HP sauce, Salad cream, Peri sauce, Mustard & Mayo, Onion & Herb. I think it's important to have a good selection of sauces in your fridge....have you seen the prices of those Dominoes dips? Like being mugged & you always have to hope & pray they include them in your order. They still owe me £10 for missing dips 🤣🤣
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@TomiLahren We are going to OWN Venezuela tonight! Oh, wait...we already do! And Trump made that happen!
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@cvpayne I could never pull off the suits you wear. I wish I could! Not to bring race into the conversation...But white men just don't look as good as black men in certain styles/colors. For example, I'd love to dress like Cedric the Entertainer, but would look like a damn fool!
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@goodbreffis Loved them as a kid growing up in the Chicago burbs. Missed them when they closed up shop in our area back around 1990.
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Grits n Football
Grits n Football@goodbreffis·
May God save one of the last Ponderosa Steak Houses. 🙏
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Crumbl@crumbl·
tell me your lucky number and ill tell you what cookie you are off the classic menu 🎲🍀
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Captain MAGA M.D.@TheCaptainBryce·
@ClayTravis I fucking HATE Pete Crow-Armstrong... And I'm a @Cubs fan...lifelong. May be great defensively, but has zero concept of a strike zone. Plus, he's a narcissist.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
The US baseball team will wear game worn USA hockey uniforms to tonight’s WBC final. This is awesome:
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Grits n Football@goodbreffis·
If y’all start throwing salt or sugar on me I swear I’m out.
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Stefan Johnson@S_johnson_voice·
Shout Out to MBJ for becoming the 7th Black Actor to win Best Actor at the Oscars. ⭐️
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