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@_LimeAID @limebike I threw on of your shitty scooters into the bay last week, you fucking weasels

@TheCeoX @limebike In order to best assist you, we’ll need the help of our support team. Can you please email support@li.me so we can look into this for you?

It’s officially been a whole year since we launched in Vancouver, and we’ve already helped Vancouverites take over 400,000 rides! Vancouver, it’s been an honor to help you get around this year. Next year you can expect: more community partnerships, more dedicated parking stations, and a continued commitment to safety as we continue to grow as an accessible and sustainable transportation option for the city. @CityofVancouver #Micromobility #Sustainability #Vancouver #SharedTransportation

@StateFarm @statefarm you're fucking crooks

Bundle. Save. Score!

@JohnFetterman What a mistake it was donating to your campaign @JohnFetterman. Get off your fat ass and write some policy

Our family grieves for Charlie Kirk’s family. We must collectively find a way forward during these polarized times.

@theliamnissan Crystals and chakras

Unfortunately

@MarkSmi70354099 hOt gIrLS gO tO tHeRAPy. Relax, princess - you're a 6 in NYC.

One of the odd things I notice about this woman, and gen z women in general, is that even modestly attractive women are so self-assured and confident at every step of the way. You almost don’t see confident gen z men- they’ve been browbeaten and nagged to death even in youth.

@VCBrags I know her. She's never build anything of value.

Sold off the sports car. Stunning and brave

Humblebrag of the year???

@VCBrags @patrickchung does this shit - its rude AF

What do we think on this one chat?

@SawyerMerritt bro does #elon pay you to blow him or do you do it for free?

@dhh take a shower, Soy Boy

OMAKUB turns a fresh Ubuntu installation into a fully-configured, beautiful, and modern web development system by running a single command. It's what I use for my work, and it's a great way to get started with Linux. Enjoy!

@VCBrags @Jason Macy’s will be the most successful retailer of the next five years, not Amazon. - Scott Galloway linkedin.com/pulse/future-r…

@Jason “Ah yes, Elon Musk is playing with rockets again—because what the world really needs is more space junk”

Can’t wait to hear the press headlines say “Starship fails to get to mars” (in fifth test flight) 😂😂😂

@limebike one of your riders robbed my house and you wouldn’t disclose the thief’s name to the police because of “privacy.” So I just want to say what a joy it has been to see your valuation plummet and layoffs. PS I threw one of your scooters in the Hudson 🤣 #fuckyou

@MKBHD Hate from San Diego

If you're an artist looking to join and drop wallpapers in panels, get in touch with us here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

And now - I'm so pumped to be launching this app! People have asked where I get wallpapers FOREVER, so this is the answer, now and forever: PANELS! @panels_art Available on iOS or Android panels.art

@VCBrags The most generic platitude in all of start-up land. Way to go @paulg

“Make something people want”- Y Combinator Founders:

@VCBrags Bro’s lowered car is almost taller than him 🤣

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I never realized what a profoundly empty smile Mr. Beast has. I'm not trying physiognomy post here but seriously: look at the man's face. There's something off.

@VCBrags This guy uses a dental dam.

Some TechBros even treat dating like running a startup 🤦‍♂️

@VCBrags Her Tiktok is just insufferable.

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@VCBrags Negative CAC

what is the most annoying buzzword or phrase in venture capital?

@VCBrags I know her personally. Her company last valuation was well under $100M and has been struggling for years and unable to raise more capital. No idea how she could possibly extrapolate that into $1B...

does my life sound like a fairy tale? 🧚