The Cheap Fakes

@BadWritingTakes I cannot bare taking grammar advice from you any longer

Every furious TERF in the replies keeps trying to pivot to a completely different argument about trans people because they cannot bare to admit that JK Rowling said something really stupid.

@jeremygiffon Wrong. Orny Adams is a hilarious and successful comedian who consistently works to full rooms. I am not him, but he would tell you the same thing except he would probably add the word “genius” in there somewhere

@RWMaloneMD I believe you meant to write “Eating salad is no longer risk-free.”

The real burden is much larger than the official outbreak count. A 2024 analysis estimated that leafy greens cause as many as: • 2.3 million illnesses per year • $5.3 billion in annual economic costs Eating salad is no longer not risk-free.

Cyclospora is just the tip of the iceberg. A parasite spread through human fecal contamination has sickened thousands of Americans. One major cluster was traced to shredded iceberg lettuce grown in central Mexico and served at Taco Bell, and distributed by Sysco to hundreds or thousands of food-service locations. But this is about much more than Taco Bell. 🧵

@WallStreetApes So you’re saying a woman made a video. Then a guy made a video about the video to which some women then reacted to in their own videos so he replied to their reactions in a follow-up video. Then a new guy made a video about that video. Now you posted that video on X. Great work

This man was attacked by an entire army of angry liberal woman for the crime of making a video saying that an extremely overweight mother shouldn’t be feeding her children pizza rolls and french fries for dinner The white liberal women launched an all out assault making videos demonizing him for wanting to prioritize better eating habits for kids, instead of junk food At some point something needs to be done about the insane out of control liberal women in America, they are so far gone you can’t even say kids should eat healthy without being attacked by them

@Will__Emerson @RepNancyMace Jags suck

Name one way America has benefited from Muslim immigration...

@CollinRugg The players should put on these uniforms, cut out the backsides like ass-less chaps, then play the game with their bats hanging out. That’s what I call inclusive.

NEW: Professional baseball team 'York Revolution' turns on their players after they were forced to forfeit after the players refused to wear LGBT jerseys for 'Pride Night.' The Pennsylvania team threw their players under the bus for refusing to put on the gay uniforms. "To be clear, this action by the players is completely inconsistent with our vision as the Most Welcoming Place in York," the team said in a statement. The team's forfeit comes after the MLB issued a warning after San Francisco Giants players wrote Bible verses on their gay hats. Glad to see players are finally standing up to this radical cult.

Pre-save San Diego: ffm.to/san-diego

@QuetzalPhoenix I worked as an extra for years. Look at the way actors handle paper coffee cups with lids - they’re all empty

The Bechamel Test: does a film actually show people cooking and eating or is the food just set design

@longdepzai_n The divorce rate is currently 43%

My husband saw me before vs after

@TMZ Great work snagging the George Floyd’s brother exclusive

George Floyd's brother says Kevin Hart should've stopped the roast like Will Smith! 👋 Video: bit.ly/4wx1gyg

@robbystarbuck Congratulations to the Proud Allies - your 2028 WNFL champions

In case you’re curious what kind of people are behind the American Indian Affairs group that’s whining about a spear on a football helmet… It’s exactly who you’d suspect. 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@RepHaleyStevens IDGAF about either of these two people but how did it come to pass that a cabinet secretary has to sit there and take a scolding from a hysterical woman? Just file the impeachment papers don’t wave them around pretending you’re some bad bitch

RFK Jr. must resign. If he refuses, I have his impeachment articles right here.

@chi_omalicha15 43% of these couples are now divorced

Marry your best friend so y'all can play like this ❤️😊

@dbongino @RepThomasMassie I trust Massie over the corrupt, fake tough guy. I assume he left the administration because he was about to be blackmailed for being a closeted gay or something. It’s always something weird with these guys

Also, it’s pretty telling that you never mentioned the Epstein case to me prior to your re-election issues. I saw you at DOJ with other members as we were working on the case, early in my tenure, and you said nothing. Not a word about it. Weird. You had a lot to say, but not a word about the case.

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.

@Mass7811 @nickshirleyy @samtripoli @bourne_beth2345 @ucdavis ***2026 Nicks on X Rankings*** @nickshirleyy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Y

@nickshirleyy @samtripoli @bourne_beth2345 @ucdavis No because you didn’t PROOVE anything. You went up to random people shaming them to the world with zero proof they were doing fraud. Shame on you. God will deal with you.

Is @nickshirleyy really in Davis tonight??

@bennyjohnson OMG! So funny! Trump is funnier than Garry Signfeld!

Y’all have to see what Trump has done with the Obama portrait at the White House … 👀

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@DoctorLemma Terrible defense by the other team

@DatabaseHit Disagree. No Willie and no Señor Smoke

The 2013 Tigers might be the best team I’ve seen Detroit have C: Avila (92 wRC+) 1B: Fielder (126) 2B: Infante (118) SS: Peralta (124) 3B: Cabrera (193) MVP LF: Dirks (90) CF: Jackson (108) RF: Hunter (118) DH: Martinez (113) Verlander (4.8 fWAR) Scherzer (5.9) Cy Young Sánchez (5.9) Porcello (2.9) Fister (4.1) Still can’t believe they didn’t win the World Series that season.