The Crypto Donkey

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The Crypto Donkey

The Crypto Donkey

@TheCryptoDonkey

Got seed words hidden in the stable? More secure than your bank and that's no fable...

Switzerland Katılım Şubat 2022
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The Crypto Donkey
The Crypto Donkey@TheCryptoDonkey·
@BorisJohnson Er, so nothing to do with Bitcoin, it’s a classic pig butchering scam - investments, romance. A better article would have been how to avoid these scams, never pay ‘fees’ to release crypto profits you see on a fancy website etc
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Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson@BorisJohnson·
I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right. mol.im/a/15643681
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The Crypto Donkey@TheCryptoDonkey·
Just shipped geohash-kit - a modern TypeScript geohash toolkit. - Zero dependencies - Encode, decode, distance, neighbours - Smart polygon coverage (multi-precision, not brute-force) - g-tag ladders & location-based REQ filters - 736 tests, input validation on every API Drop-in replacement for ngeohash, but built for 2026! github.com/TheCryptoDonke… You can try it out here : thecryptodonkey.github.io/geohash-kit/
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The Crypto Donkey@TheCryptoDonkey·
Boom, another subscription cancelled. No need for stock analysis :-)
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The Crypto Donkey@TheCryptoDonkey·
@LawrenceLepard is a gentleman and a legend
BRITISH HODL ❤️‍🔥🐂❤️‍🔥@BritishHodl

The ONLY Bitcoin AND Gold/Silver investor I respect is @LawrenceLepard - message of holding both has stayed consistent. Everyone else is a trans-Bitcoiner who spent years telling you that Bitcoin was the best and that "they understood". Then as if by MAGIC discovered hidden long lost bags of Gold & Silver as the price started pumping after 20 years, proving themselves to be LIARS or DUMBASSES - no in-between.

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Ninja Wisdom | Self Improvement
Ninja Wisdom | Self Improvement@Ninja__Wisdom·
Don’t be the guy with an $80k Benz and $5k in the bank. Be the guy with $80k in the bank and a $5k Toyota. Here are 10 money traps you MUST avoid (if you want to be rich):
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The Crypto Donkey@TheCryptoDonkey·
I’m super excited to be going to Prague next year, June 11-13th. Check out Martins talk from @bit_fest_UK and I look forward to seeing other Britcoiners in Prague next year - should be an awesome time!
BTC Prague@BTCPrague

Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. 🇬🇧 Talking to many Englishmen nowadays one would instantly think good times have indeed created weak men across the United Kingdom... So how can the UK return to its former glory? Let's have a look 👇

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Andrew Bridgen@ABridgen·
The Government announced a new telecoms project called ‘NEAT’ today. It’s a new ISP combined project where the Government take control of the Internet service providers, so that in an ‘emergency’ (which they declare) Government will have complete control of all communications.
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🇬🇧 The Bitcoin & Crypto Accountant 🇬🇧🚀
🚨 UPDATED Budget Thread 🚨 The OBR accidentally leaked the full Budget forecast. Here are the key tax changes coming your way. TLDR: Record tax burden. Welfare rises. Debt barely moves. Income tax thresholds frozen even longer. This drags: • 780k more into basic rate • 920k more into higher rate • 4k more into additional rate Fiscal drag doing the heavy lifting. National Insurance will now apply to salary-sacrificed pension contributions. This alone raises £4.7bn a year. A major structural shift. Dividend, property and savings tax rates all going up by 2 percentage points. Another £2.1bn in tax revenue. Investors and landlords take the hit. A huge new one: Mileage-based road tax for EVs & hybrids from April 2028. Set at around half the petrol fuel duty rate. Expected to raise £1.4bn. Other tax hikes include: • Reduced writing-down allowances (CT) • Gambling tax reforms • Tightened CGT relief for EOTs • £2.3bn from HMRC compliance crackdowns On the spending side: • Two-child limit scrapped in Universal Credit • Reversal of cuts to winter fuel payments & health-based benefits Total welfare increase: £9bn a year. Borrowing falls later in the decade, but only because taxes are rising to 38% of GDP — the highest in UK history. Debt still rises to 97% of GDP before dipping slightly. The OBR calls out huge risks: • Productivity downgraded • Local authorities in deep trouble • SEND costs spiralling • Tax burden testing economic incentives • Inflation keeping pressures elevated The punchline: This Budget is a tax-heavy, welfare-expanding, low-growth plan. And the UK ends the decade with double the average advanced-economy debt. Still digesting, will keep updated.
🇬🇧 The Bitcoin & Crypto Accountant 🇬🇧🚀@Thesecretinves2

🚨 BUDGET LEAKED EARLY Here are the key changes and the so called “forecast savings”. Spoiler, they never save what they claim. Freezing income and NI thresholds until 2030 A silent tax rise for everyone through fiscal drag. Forecast saving: £8bn. Pension salary sacrifice raid Coming after one of the last effective tax planning strategies. Forecast saving: £4.7bn. Dividend, property and savings tax rise Investors, landlords and savers all hit together. Forecast saving: £2.2bn. Corporation tax changes Businesses squeezed again. Forecast saving: £1.5bn. Pay per mile scheme Drivers taxed for simply living life. Forecast saving: £1.4bn. Gambling tax increase Not about health, all about revenue. Forecast saving: £1.1bn. Capital gains on trusts Major change impacting families and long term planning. Forecast saving: £900m. Council tax rise on homes over £2m Higher value homes targeted. Forecast saving: £400m. Tackling tax avoidance The classic catch all line every budget uses. Forecast saving: £2.3bn. Other measures The vaguest category with the biggest number. Forecast saving: £4.4bn. Total forecast savings: huge. Chance they actually achieve them: close to 0. Pay attention. This is not just a budget. It is a full restructuring of the UK tax landscape. More to follow

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