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@DefiantLs @PabloReports Ah yes, a man who has actual accomplishments in his life — and hardware to show for it — is an embarrassment. But you ma’am, are an upstanding citizen with no issues whatsoever. Fuck right off.

Ilhan Omar on Pete Hegseth: "He's always been pretty pathetic. It pains me as a Minnesotan, he's an embarrassment!" .@PabloReports

@yonann “Thank God it’s Monday” is the philosophy of the man who signs my paychecks. He runs a multimillion-dollar, decades-old company that continues to grow nationally. He’s the happiest person in the world to get back to work on Monday and keep improving his business.

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

@DefiantLs The world will absolutely be here if people like him choose not to have kids. Let the liberals birth control themselves out of existence.

Seth Rogan says he doesn't want children, because it seems like a "dark stressful life with small moments of joy" “You don’t need kids... The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

@ewarren Gooooooo awwwwaaaaaayyyy! Sincerely, America.

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market. Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

To be fair and to their credit, Bud Light since pivoted to this American hero.

@captain_shart We are healing. The matriarchy and gaytriarchy are shriveling. We will become great again.

I’m not a marketing guy, but I think this might help sales.

@Franklin_PHX Glad to see that dude landed on his feet after all the gay, meth-fueled sex.

Denver Nuggets head coach David Adelman looks like Tiger King’s boyfriend.

@bryan_johnson With those numbers, how could you not?

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

This is what the Supreme Court conservative supermajority just enabled.

@RepRashida You people really don’t know how to lose, do you? If something happens you don’t like, you immediately call for burning down a 250-year-old system. Trump is right. Losers. You’re all losers.

Term limits for the Supreme Court. Enforce a binding Code of Ethics. Impeach these corrupt justices. Expand the Court.

@BarackObama @JoJoFromJerz Obama had one job with race relations. He did the opposite.

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

@Oilfield_Rando That’s right Arab finance guy. Tear down the oppressive matriarchy.

I AM HOOOOOOOOWWLING

@NycVipers Isiah is the most well-noted Jordan hater of all time. He believe MJ ensured he was left off the Dream Team. So he will do anything to bastardize his legacy.

When they talk about the Jordan rules, the media merchants like to romanticize it to help build the myth. Here is the reality from someone who spanked Jordan three straight seasons.

@Rebelletrist_ @CollinRugg Because that’s how they get away with everything that, for centuries, has been considered wrong. They always disguise it in much nicer, often only vaguely accurate terms. And when you call them on it, they have similar verbal ammo ready to deploy as a defense mechanism.

@CollinRugg It was a little disconcerting hearing the descriptions of different abortion procedures and the witness repeatedly calling it “reproductive healthcare”

NEW: Abortion advocate squirms and tries to deflect as Rep. Brandon Gill reads to her the gruesome techniques on how babies are aborted. "The first type is called a suction abortion..." "This is when the cervix is dilated and a strong suction, 29 times the power of a household vacuum cleaner, tears the baby's body apart and sucks it through the hose into a container." Horrific and evil.

@GovTimWalz You didn’t do shit until your entire administration got caught asleep at the wheel. And that’s giving you the extreme benefit of the doubt that you didn’t know exactly what was going on.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@joelpollak @epaleezeldin Watching Lee Zeldin talk to Congress is like watching a genius speak with sixth-graders being taught in a left-wing school district. They don’t know anything. They just parrot words they’ve been told.

California Democrats always lose debates because they’re not used to opposition. Epic performance by @epaleezeldin and it didn’t even look like it was that much effort.

@GOP_is_Gutless @NRCC We once would typically call that fascism.

Moments Ago: A visibly agitated Hakeem Jeffries says “I stand by” calling for “maximum warfare” against Republicans. “You can continue to criticize me for it, I don’t give a damn about your criticism!” Unhinged.

@Rightwingnutts @TheBabylonBee

@TheBabylonBee He can stage all the assassinations in the world....he is leaving office and going to prison

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats buff.ly/zOXHcML

@DefiantLs Chris Kluwe was a punter. And weird fucker when he played. To the point where his teammates avoided him. He can have this opinion. And I say that as a First Amendment Absolutist. But it doesn’t mean it’s an intelligent opinion.

"I believe we’re on the path that n*zi Germany went under Hitler and I say that as a political science and history major"

@BigWhiteNatural @DavidCovucci

@DavidCovucci This is a better scoop than Diana ever put out. And Diana famously put out A LOT in her career.

Dianna Russini made a Spotify playlist called "TURNIN THE PAGE" that she shared with a user named "Mike" on December 19, 2022. Which just so happens to coincide with a four-game Titans losing streak