Nick

@phildstewart (While you're here: donate to your local food bank, call your folks, check in with that friend you put off again, be better than this to people! 🙏)

There are no limits. There is no floor. The trivial coin symbolizes the pure self-aggrandizement Trump applies to every aspect of his life and, now the US government.

BREAKING NBC: Pete Hegseth says 'family after family' of service members killed urged the admin to "not stop until the job is done." But the father of one of those service members says he never said that. "I can't speak for the other families. When he spoke to me, that was not something we talked about." nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

Gaming review score discourse in a nutshell...... 🤦‍♂️ 10 - Fucking masterpiece!!! 9 - Amazing!!! 8 - Meh, its OK 7 - D 6 - O 5- G 4 - S 3 - H 2 - I 1 - T

Trump has granted clemency to more than 70 people convicted in fraud cases. At the same time, he says he is waging a "war on fraud." Those granted clemency included allies & donors. Those targeted in the "war on fraud" include Somali & other immigrants. nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Tom Cruise interrupted filming of 'Star Wars: Starfighter' by landing a helicopter on set 🚁 “Tom Cruise flew his helicopter onto set. And they were just shooting and they heard a helicopter, they had to cut... and it was Tom Cruise" "He lands in the middle of set, he takes a camera and just starts shooting an action scene" (via Happy Sad Confused)

BREAKING: The number of journalists writing about polyamory has now surpassed the number of people engaging in it. Congratulations to all.

@NCAAWrestling please honor this wrestler with a moment of silence before finals Saturday night. This is a tragedy

Ukraine's interest *is^ our interest. They've been fighting the West's "Main Adversary" for 12 brutal years. How did the Senate ever confirm these hollow men: bully boy traitors.

@RapidResponse47 @SecScottBessent You start a war against Iran, and now you want to take away sanctions while still declaring war on them. It really shows these people have no idea what they are doing.

Trying to remember the last time a Penguins defenseman has played at the level we've seen from Karlsson during the last few weeks. Letang was great in 2016. Gonchar was terrific. But I think we have to go back to Paul Coffey. That's what we're seeing right now, an artist at work.

This is fucking outrageous, and it's the kind of story that should cause Senators to hold up Mullin's confirmation to DHS. Looking at you, @SenFettermanPA

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: JD VANCE BLAMES HIGH OIL PRICES ON JOE BIDEN. This is ridiculous.

SCOOP: The Pentagon asked the White House today for more than *$200 billion* for the Iran war supplemental, sources say Some White House aides think Congress won't support b/c it's so big Will tee up giant battle in Congress

These are the exact kinds of Christians that have driven millions out of the church.

@NBCNews Perhaps he'll write a strongly worded letter to the President next! I'm sure the genie will pop right back in the bottle 🙄

Chief Justice John Roberts says that personal criticism of judges is dangerous and urged prominent figures to dial down the rhetoric, days after President Trump launched his most recent broadside against the Supreme Court. nbcnews.com/politics/supre…

Israeli MK Meirav Cohen delivered a powerful speech in the Knesset on settler terrorism in the West Bank: “This is terror, and it is Jewish terror..... It’s not ‘just a few bad apples.’... The politicians excusing this violence are complicit.”

Putin being helpful and constructive according to Trump. Helpful to Iran killing Americans. Wait for his "we all do it" moral equivalence instead of blasting Russia.

The WSJ editorial board makes the case against the SAVE Act, both on the substance of what's in it and what it would take to pass it. wsj.com/opinion/save-a…

@PressSec This you?