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🧵 > “Beneath the Ruins.” >> “INCOMING TRANSMISSION” [Guide Flood Escape parody account, ran by @rerunial. ] INTRO + RULES RETAKE

@ihateguide please don’t

Who the fuck is this.

@redensed @thetouristfe2 im gonna end it

@TheGu1de @thetouristfe2 no

vagueposts to hell and back, disappears, and then says this. how very fucking charming of you. i hope your follower count drops.

@Samy_Sparkles I don’t think you AGSHHFHDHDJSHCHSJXBSKCBWKBXKD

I had pretty bad period cramps earlier this morning so I thought of Guide to soothe myself and they were completely gone within the next hour. I think I accidentally transferred them over to him… whoops.

Oh my god they’re planning to put me in the fucking torture chamber and boil me into soup

I

I’m sorry. It’s not ideal for me either.

@fe2trainer @thetouristfe2 You.

@thetouristfe2 not every blue one...but always the blue one

as in, the floodcoins that fell out of my wallet and into the drain when i dropped it? what are you guys on about?

@thetouristfe2 dang it

floodcoins found dead.

Would you ever forgive me?

@amberswrstenemy @ArchmageDaniel @whatwenthere @tobyyyyu @struexo @Samy_Sparkles @Admiralspalasts @escapingurheart @P4TH3T1C_Z @noxether__ @charliekirk11 @FBI who are you

@ArchmageDaniel @whatwenthere @tobyyyyu @struexo @Samy_Sparkles @Admiralspalasts @escapingurheart @P4TH3T1C_Z @Sillycrepes @TheGu1de @noxether__ @charliekirk11 @fbi

You know who I’m talking about oomf 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

@thetouristfe2 The what

@TheGu1de the horse is after you. good luck, i guess.

@ryobaaishj I don't like being paired with others. It's a simple answer.

@TheGu1de WHY LOL

Yup.

Dear God, not again. I thought we were starting to get along, I should’ve known you were going to backstab me again, Mk2.

@reroll_90 @Chocoberri_Cake it was against my will

@TheGu1de @Chocoberri_Cake you guys were married????????? why would you choose this loser when you c

flood escape twitter drama open rp

@Chocoberri_Cake @chronoahlogical @reroll_90 Bro idgaf

@TheGu1de @chronoahlogical @reroll_90 BUT OUR SON

@Chocoberri_Cake @chronoahlogical @reroll_90 I want a divorce.

@TheGu1de @chronoahlogical @reroll_90 you like boys too bro😒

Mandarina.