Dr. Hawzzy PhD.

@Mappy6984 You would get the $60 tip removed and receive absolutely nothing if you did such a thing to me.

Thoughts

@BullSheetAlumni @AdamBaird13 Courtney seems to often put this amount of effort into her stories, little. I stopped reading anything I saw written by @CourtneyLTanner

Yet another “hit piece” by the Trib with little to no research of facts.

@marycatedelvey Idk. I thought they wanted to be seen!

Why are they all deleting their posts?! Don’t they want to be visible on Trans Day of Visibility??? 🤣

@USUFootball @CSOonX @pac12 Endzones only though… 👀

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐞𝐫𝐚, 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝! 🐮🏟️ Introducing our new turf as we enter the @pac12! 🤘 📝➡️ usuaggies.info/cowprintfield

@RonnieLuceroNM @goldenbearwire lol

@goldenbearwire Utah State fans are the most delusional fan base in the country

For context, Cal pays Mark Madsen approximately $2.5 million/year. USU never had a shot.

@TheAggship @GeorgeWTrumpWon Hope he can keep Elamin here then!

Alright, I had to finish my homework before turning it in, but the story is done and now I have thoughts on the hire. - Utah State really does not make these things easy to prep for. Or maybe we're all just really terrible at identifying potential candidates. Hard to say for sure. - The resume is very impressive. Almost 400 wins, four NCAA tournament victories, multiple massive upset victories, nine regular season or tournament titles, five coach of the year awards. He's the eighth Utah State head coach with previous experience in the role elsewhere since 1950. Jerrod Calhoun was 242-144 (118-106 at DI) when hired, Danny Sprinkle was 81-43, Ryan Odom was 126-81 (105-71 at DI) and Craig Smith was 151-84 (79-55 at DI). Before them, it's Stew Morrill (218-138), Larry Eustachy (61-33) and T.L. Plain (63-34, none at DI equivalent). Just counting DI wins, you'd have to combine the pre-Utah State records of Stew, Calhoun and Eustachy to match what Jacobson did at Northern Iowa. If he ends this era of short-term rentals, it will go down as a massive success for fundraising, program prestige among coaches, and of course, on-court success. - As for how he gets those wins, there's a lot to like. Averaging 20 wins a year over 20 years with consistently sub-300 adjusted tempo tells me that you're very good in close games and your teams value possessions highly, on both ends. The other numbers bear this out. Tons of top-100 turnover offenses and plenty of great shooting units, with enough flexibility to adjust to personnel on assist/three-point rate fronts. The offense has been a lot faster since 2020, too, save for this year. Defense is where he does his best work, and it's more of the same here. Effort stats, disciplined play, the good stuff. Very few coaches are better about the defensive glass. He's had 18 top-30 defensive rebounding units in 20 years. That's ridiculous. Almost every free throw rate defense has been top 100 at a minimum, too, and the majority are top 75 or top 50. His teams mostly ignore the offensive glass to focus on transition defense, they don't usually hunt for fouls, and they're not traditionally huge on forcing turnovers, though that has been changing in recent years. There's definitely a willingness to adapt to what the players can do, at least beyond the non-negotiables. - I would expect that you'll hear him talk about positional size, or something very similar to it (many coaches have their own way to say basically the same thing) at the press conference. A lot of his best teams have been on the taller, longer end, and the portal has enabled more of it. I don't know if they'll have a seven-footer, but I'd bet that they'll try to get bigger on the wings. It's a very attractive system for skilled bigs.

@DschlopesIsBack She should be charged for ‘misinformation’ by the speech police she wanted to enforce just to show how stupid policing speech is.

No Tweet has aged worse than this 😂

@TheShowSDSU Getting better at* losing to USU.

@TheShowSDSU You’re getting better and losing to USU. Or rather, better at recovering from the losses. Welcome back to our mentions

The Utah State cult thought they were all tough and mighty convinced they were getting Mark Madsen. Now they get a mid MVC coach. Get off the Koolaid, you freaks

@Hunter_Eagleman You’ve given them too much credit. The protests have solved/accomplished less than this.

A FULL list of what was accomplished by the “No Kings” protesters… 🚨

@delmar_tenorio @quirky801 It’s this but for basketball season.

@quirky801 'Why are you talking smack now?" 😆 🤣

grand slam hire (IF it's real)

@ScottyGZone Classy. The opposite of how every coach has left here recently. I like the guy already.

Not sure I've ever seen this before. A departing coach giving a press conference at the school he's leaving the morning of the announcement. Usually these guys sneak out in the dead of night (no hate - I would probably do the same). Really impressive

@UtahDemocrats @SenMikeLee I agree with the comments that say this merely means convicting one of voter fraud is tremendously difficult, not that it doesn’t happen.

Less than 70 illegal voters have participated in federal elections in the last 40 years, yet Utah Senator @SenMikeLee continues to waste taxpayer money on a problem that effects less than .0001% of the vote. The SAVE Act isn't about voter ID - it's about kicking millions of American citizens off of voter rolls and making re-registering a bureaucratic nightmare.

I’m organizing a “No Dragons” protest next week. Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a dragon.

@cristian_sida @KUTV2News Crime in Utah sure seems to be increasing these past years.

NB I-15 at 4500 S in Murray is closed due to an officer-involved shooting. Updates to follow.

@greenmachine456 @ManitobaSAO @reallytanman Horses probably

@ManitobaSAO @reallytanman Biodegradable? What's the glue made from?

Prison for whoever invented this

@drsarah @AdamBaird13 It’s actually a brand that makes solvents and lubricants now. Just gotta read the can to know which one you have, and know where to use it.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but WD-40 is a solvent not a lubricant.

@ProudElephant Seems like a chemical imbalance..

🚨 JUST IN: The transgender attorney who was tackled to the ground after getting into a heated argument with an Oklahoma judge has permanently closed down their failing LGBTQ law firm. Another HUGE win for sanity.

@WhiteHouse It is so embarrassing that I live in a world, and country, even state and city, that something like this needed to happen to stop MEN from competing in women’s sports. Glad it did, since it was necessary but damn!

HUGE WIN! Only biological females should compete in women’s sports. President Donald J. Trump’s Executive Order protecting women’s sports helped make this possible. 🇺🇸

@espn Really @espn 🤦🏼‍♂️ nobody is being excluded you nonce. It might align with an executive order, but it aligns with REALITY! Men are welcome to compete in the Olympics, just like always, but they must compete against other men.

Transgender women athletes are now excluded from women's events at the Olympics after the IOC agreed to a new eligibility policy on Thursday which aligns with U.S. President Donald Trump's executive order on sports ahead of the 2028 Los Angeles Games. spr.ly/6011B6e2aR