Hugh Gentry

FREDDIE FREEMAN CALLS GAME WALK-OFF HOMER IN THE 9TH 🚀

This has become the talking point to end all talking points for the idiot striver class, and no amount of data, no argument, will dislodge them from the idiocy until their betters, those who know more, those with more power, declare the clown show over.

The federal prosecutor who launched the DOJ’s investigation into Aspiration renders his verdict on the Kawhi Leonard scandal: “It’s very hard to imagine a scenario where rational actors would take these routes, but for the sake of this outcome. And that would be salary-cap circumvention.”

🚨 Mayor Mamdani’s efficiency improvements are now projected to save NYC over $4.5 billion.

The President of the United States is asleep at his desk. Again. Behind him stand seven grown adults in expensive suits, and not one of them is doing anything about it. One is mid-sentence. Another is gazing sideways with the haunted look of a man whose pension depends on never acknowledging what he can see in his peripheral vision. The rest of the world is watching, and the rest of the world has noticed something. Americans are terrified of authority. That fear has settled over this administration like a fog, and it turns otherwise functional adults into warm furniture. Nobody moves. Nobody speaks. The paralysis is total. In any European parliament, in any boardroom from Oslo to Ljubljana, someone would have leaned over by now. Tapped a shoulder. Said, quietly but clearly, that perhaps this isn’t the moment. Somebody would have done something, because the alternative, pretending a sleeping man is running a meeting, would have been too absurd to sustain. Not here. Here, seven men have collectively decided that the correct professional response to the President losing consciousness in the Oval Office is to carry on as though he were a particularly demanding houseplant.

Michael Wilbon on Jalen Brunson: “Jalen Brunson is AT LEAST as valuable as Luka Doncic. At least. Brunson isn’t a great defender, but he doesn’t take a ‘I don’t give a damn approach.’ Luka doesn’t care about that side”