Rivka the Jade VTuber

Ya know what, I’m down. @RealDeanCain I’m gonna see if Twitter can get a Christmas Movie for you. My working title is “White Elephant in the Room”. Everyone can feel free to contribute. Movie opens with @RealJamesWoods and his character’s wife discussing Christmas plans.

@TDevonK @ChoinDung @GPAIndiana She reacted aggressively, but she was also aggressively wrong on how depositions work. Indignation is only righteous when you’re right.

@ChoinDung @GPAIndiana You’re being intentionally obtuse and we both know it. The point was that she reacted aggressively like many male tv lawyers have, and shut down an attempt by the other counsel to be condescending bc he didn’t take her seriously. You focus on the SH for a reason, but no comment.

If you’ve haven’t seen “Landman” you’ve been missing out! She’s like a Row of Continuous Thunder 😂

@hbpresents_776 @chelsea_slim @alfkkifine Technically, they aren’t wrong in many parts of the world due to how rape is defined. It’s bullshit, but…

@chelsea_slim @alfkkifine Oh shit, gotta tell that other guy apparently Im not a male rape victim. This is why I speak on threads like this, cause literally no one gives a fuck about men being raped

SHE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ...ITS RAPE SHE IS NAKED IN YOUR ROOM AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND SHE SAYS STOP AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED AND YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU ATTEMPT SEX AND SHE SAYS NO AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE. IF YOU WANT HELP KNOWING WHAT RAPE IS.... RAPE IS EVERY TIME SHE SAYS NO AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER. THIS WILL ALWAYS BE RAPE NO MATTER WHAT OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES EXIST. HOPE THIS HELPS... EVEN IF YOU ARE MARRIED YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR WIFES BODY SEXUALLY WITHOUT HER CONSENT.

@LulaVyr I really need someone to make up some drama about me.

Guys, what is happening? Why is everyone fighting in the Vtuber community?😭

@mhdksafa Don’t care

The UN for the first time in history just officially named a sitting U.S. president Donald Trump as a racist whose hate speech has caused grave human rights violations. Congratulations America.

@RickRational @Judianna I’m fairly certain that they did follow the dietary laws, but they acknowledged that the laws didn’t extend to non-Jewish Christians.

I am not sure what your confusion is. First, ham is common in the US but many other places celebrate easter with other foods like lamb for example. Furthermore the apostilles, who were Jewish, did not follow the Jewish dietary laws after Jesus fulfilled the law and was the sacrifice for all sin. For 2000 years, followers of Jesus have not followed the dietary laws of the Jews, even those of Jewish blood.

Can someone please clear this up for me? Ever since I can remember, the traditional Easter dinner menu has centered around ham. Ham. Jesus was Jewish. The math isn’t mathing here.

@oelma__ No, because that puts men in a position to believe their only moral choice is to accept abuse.

True..?

@Skyebrows Mrow! 😻

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@NYCMayor So white supremacist Jake Lang organized an attack with explosives? That’s what you wrote, by not saying that his protest was the target of the violence. Schmuck

Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are. What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are. I want to thank the brave men and women of the NYPD who acted quickly to keep New Yorkers safe. Our officers ran toward danger without hesitation, demonstrating once again the courage and dedication it takes to protect this city every single day. My administration is closely monitoring the situation and I remain in close contact with our Police Commissioner.

@BurnFrankl71101 @ShamashAran youtu.be/9ev0WqOp9No

@ShamashAran burrow owl are lazy and opportunistic. They do not build their own homes and instead move into burrows created by other animals... is that relevant? LOL

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl?

@ShamashAran *takes notes*

Dating Requirements (to avoid wasting my time): > Request a FaceTime before meeting so I can confirm you are a real human and not three raccoons operating a trench coat. > Submit a preliminary dating proposal in PDF format (APA citations preferred) outlining objectives, timeline, and expected deliverables of the evening. > Provide three personal references, two former romantic partners, and one neutral third-party observer who can attest that you are not weird in restaurants. > Pass a background check, a credit check, and a brief oral examination. ...on basic table manners. Perv. > I expect them to plan & pay if they ask me out. The plan must include contingencies for weather, traffic, asteroid strike, and sudden violent revolution. > Arrive with a fully charged phone, a working knowledge of at least one minor historical event, and a coherent theory about why airline boarding groups exist. > Prior to the date, submit a 90-day strategic relationship roadmap with quarterly milestones and a sunset clause. > A PowerPoint presentation (minimum 12 slides) explaining why you selected the restaurant. > Bring snacks. Not for me, but for the panel of advisors evaluating the date in real time. > At the conclusion of the evening there will be a brief performance review and a satisfaction survey. Results will be communicated within 3–5 business days. Because I don’t want to waste my time.

@QueenAnticommie I’m Windows 3.1 old

@mutedformen @ma1ybe When a man is raped, and a child is conceived, he is still obligated to pay child support because it is in the best interest of the child. There is no instance in which men are immune to the consequence of fathering a child.

@ma1ybe Funny how ‘consequences’ only apply to women.

If abortion is illegal because "sex has natural consequences," then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences of smoking/drinking darling are so consistent. Go argue with the wall.

@lady_valor_07 I’d have questions, but there are answers that push it in either direction.

is this relationship okay???

@Contagious_Punk Minecraft

🎮 Gamers, real question: What’s the ONE game you can always come back to no matter how many years pass? Not your favorite… I want the one that feels like home. 🏡✨

@aaliyahvtuber_ Cool, we have something in common

Be honest.........

@ChibiReviews The Big Sheep by @robkroese

Can you all recommend me something to read. Really wanting something to relax and enjoy. I'll be marking stuff down and bookmarking them in the comments

@Heal_within96 @KeruboSk Why do lesbians have higher rates of domestic violence than gay men? Cause it’s not always a man.

@KeruboSk It's not all men but it's always a man. This is something a man is aware of as well.

A conversation with a man: Me: All men Him: Not all men Me: okay. You have a daughter, right? Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of other girls, with no boys present? Him: yes (without hesitation) Me: cool. Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of boys, with no girls present. Him: no (without hesitation) Me: why? Him: Cause there will be at least 2-3 boys who are a problem. Me: cool. So if those 2-3 boys do something horrible, will the other boys step in? Say something? Tell someone? Him: (hesitates).... Me: exactly. All men.

@Garnet_2203 I don’t think much about Canada, and when I do it is thinking about the Boundary Waters where my family used to go camping and we had to be very careful not to accidentally cross the border. Don’t want y’all as part of the US, but the joke is funny because of the absurdity of it.

This is a question for Americans 🇺🇸. What do you think of Canada 🇨🇦 ?

@AgaObF @MrAndyNgo Everybody deserves a vigorous defense, so I’m not going to criticize her for the choice of client - but intentionally causing mistrials is wretched.

Clayton, the defense attorney for one defendant, deliberately caused a mistrial by introducing prohibited evidence (a prejudicial statement about the officer's "racist" history, ruled inadmissible pretrial) during closing arguments. The judge declared a mistrial citing her actions as "intentional misconduct." Prosecutors are pushing for sanctions against her, but she's walking free for now, laughing it off in the hallway video that's gone viral. This isn't isolated: Clayton has a history of defending far-left activists (e.g., BLM protesters in 2020 riots) and railing against "systemic racism" in law enforcement. Also, she's running for a judgeship for Texas' 371st District Court (covering Dallas County), where she could shield more of these terrorists from justice.

🚨Breaking Ngo Comment report: A leftist lawyer's misconduct has caused a mistrial to be declared on DAY ONE of the historic first federal Antifa terrorism trial in Texas. Nine defendants are accused of terrorism, attempted m—rder & more over an ICE shooting. ngocomment.com/p/leftist-lawy…

@Skyebrows @siniviere Oh my!

The prompt isn't super reliable but this was a fun little test. @siniviere