Michael Phillips (18.2%)

Should I ask for an autograph

@GodBTCFamily 90 minute drive?! Might as well say Waco is starting its next leg up

This is actually insane. It’ll only be a 90 minute drive from downtown Austin. Austin is slowly starting its next leg up.

@ElkinsCattleCo My favorite cut is eye of round (for beef jerky)

X family: We’re GIVING AWAY a full beef box this weekend!!! USDA prime, grass-fed & finished, dry-aged beef— raised right here in Lampasas, Texas What’s included: – 2 ribeyes – 2 flat irons – 8 wagyu burger patties – 2 lb ground beef – king sized picanha – cross cut bone-in short ribs We’ll ship it straight to your door!! to enter: • follow @ElkinsCattleCo • repost this • comment your all-time favorite beef cut must be in the U.S. (AK/HI not included) Winner announced monday 04/27 at noon CT ships out Tuesday 04/28 1 winner will be announced + DM’d from this account only. Good luck! 🙏🥩🇺🇸

My friends (josh and paras) and I are going to the Texas stars hockey game Tuesday evening if anyone wants to join

Why are end customers not getting rebates? Everyone who opposed the tariffs said the corporations were passing the tariffs onto us.

@paras360 @cremieuxrecueil @TennisonEddie Ok. Give Me a baguette and let me hang out at your house. Let’s see what happens

@cremieuxrecueil @TennisonEddie Yes @TheMPhillips doesn’t have an allergy!!

In double-blind placebo-controlled trials, 'gluten-sensitive' people who *think* they're going to eat gluten have reactions. But if they don't expect gluten, there's no reaction. Expectancy has a bigger effect than actually eating gluten!

🚨#BREAKING: The Pentagon is now facing accusations of withholding potential alien-related information after failing to meet its deadline to release promised UFO videos.

@WinterVinto @MoundLore What’s frightening about this hole?

@MoundLore I’m at the Dead Man’s Hole in Marble Falls, TX. There was a time this would have scared ya.

Drop me anywhere in the U.S. I’m not scared of places. People who are usually don’t understand them.

@bcbfb2015 Brod you’re a shower not a grower

@TheMPhillips Might do a little better if you cleaned the leaves out of the soil

Pumpkins are thriving after the rains

@wanderingdave We do! But luckily I haven’t seen many in my yard/neighborhood.

@TheMPhillips They're such a fun plant to grow. Do you have squash bugs down there ? They loved living in my mulch unfortunately.

BREAKING: Smokable hemp products can be sold again in Texas for now. A Travis County judge just granted a temporary restraining order against some of the new hemp regulations that took effect March 31. The order leaves in place sharply higher annual fees for businesses.

BREAKING: The project connect team is planning a $32 million office lease in one of the most luxury waterfront towers in downtown Austin plus an extra $15 million to build out and furnish the space Totally ridiculous. They could run this out of the existing capmetro office

@deadalright @cmain7 Like I’m taking any advice from some weeb

@TheMPhillips @cmain7 Vegetables actually don't really add that many calories you know? This diet is going to give you bowel cancer

big “boy kibble” guy

Don’t threaten me with a good time 🤞🤞

@AustinJustice I have done more for the city of Austin than natasha ever has

Austin City Councilwoman Natasha Harper-Madison, who lives two miles from city hall, misses a lot of votes.

So Travis CAD increased appraised value in my Austin neighborhood 15-20% when actual market values are down 2-6%. Make this make sense other than the Austin City Council using influence to raise money for their crazy projects through the Austin homeowners.

My cat would go crazy for this diet