Habitual Ball Knower

@BuzzPatterson I hope somebody shuts you up permanently

I hope Trump sues this little shit into oblivion.

@HMBohemond Yeah man Christianity sucks ass so he’s probably right on this one

"But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."

@SkrrrrrrrCancun @HalToHell Was this recorded on a microwave

@HalToHell show me the vladdy grand slam from last year! nvm here it is

Here’s what a 440 foot bomb at Yankees stadium looks like against your team in the playoffs

@RussellMania19 @carlymersky Was it really this serious man

@carlymersky Yeah, that’s really rich considering you and your fucking shitty team started it bitch. We never thought of you until you all started tweeting nonstop about us. This off-season you fucking retard. Nice attempt at projection though you daft stupid fucking Cunt.

What’s with these Titans fans sudden obsession with the Giants… we don’t even think of you LOL

@PrayForOomfie Glad to see they’re giving any moron an engineering degree these days

Engineer here: So the reason for this is actually that walking is slower compared to driving a car and trains are also slower. Hope this helps. 👍🏻

@IsleyResistance The system accounts for morons like you man this does not fucking work 😭

If you're an anarchist and you get called for jury duty, you are honor bound to show up and nullify. Jury duty is not a burden, it's an opportunity.

@EndWokeness There’s no way this is a real tweet holy shit 😭😭 you’re so fucking stupid

lSlS suspect: Mamdani City Hall:

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

This mf does not miss man he may be ass at football but he’s insanely quotable 😭

@filipinogold @oliviakrolczyk_ You right it’s YOUR fault

@TheMagnumP @oliviakrolczyk_ my 5 year old is a bitch? ok i bet

Why does your child have a phone to text you but can’t wipe her own butt?

@filipinogold @oliviakrolczyk_ Your kids a bitch who should learn how to use the toilet that’s the problem 😭

@oliviakrolczyk_ lol my daughter is 5 she still asks me to wipe her butt…. whats the problem?

@mattvanswol Omg man just shut the fuck up

I got my first ever bonus from work today. I worked super hard, was so stoked. I opened my check… …and 30% of it went straight to taxes Probably to some 3rd world fraud program All this time I’ve been saving, going to school, working hard… For what? Somali fraudsters. Luxury hotels in NYC by FEMA for illegal aliens. Free healthcare for illegals. Free housing for illegals. Free cell phones and FULLY FUNDED DEBIT CARDS for illegals. I work my ass off and have worked my ass off for years and years… So much of my tax dollars, maybe all of it, went to fraud. Was stolen. Didn’t help a single American. It’s incredibly demoralizing. We shouldn’t be paying taxes until this is fixed.

@BskiMike22802 I feel sorry for the kids at the school you teach at, their teacher is a dumbass 😭

Let me tell you about the greatest unintentional science experiment in the history of progressive governance. Zohran Mamdani — the brand-new mayor of New York City, population TEN MILLION — decided the city needed emergency snow shovelers. Simple enough. He went on TV, promoted it city-wide, and set up signup sheets at sanitation garages across all five boroughs. You know how many people showed up at the Manhattan location? ZERO. Brooklyn? ZERO. One Queens garage? Not a soul — and I quote a city worker there: "I haven't seen anybody sign up yet today. No one." One Brooklyn location managed to scrape together 35 volunteers before the snow even started falling. 35 people. One city. Ten million residents. Now, I teach biology, so I recognize a failed experiment when I see one. This is what happens when reality collides with ideology at highway speed. Here is the part that would be funny if 19 people had not died freezing on his streets during the PREVIOUS cold snap. Mamdani was asked about those 19 deaths — "unhoused" people, pardon me for the crime of using plain English — and his response was essentially: well, some of them died from drug overdoses, so... not all my fault? Remarkable crisis management. Truly. But back to the shoveling. This is the same man whose political identity is built on screaming "LIVING WAGES" until his voice gives out. The same movement that tells us $15 an hour is poverty and $20 is barely survivable in a major American city. So when an actual emergency hit his actual city, the very best he could offer was $19 an hour — in a place where a bagel costs $7. Naturally, nobody showed up. So in a full-on panic, he rushed out a new video bumping the pay to $30 an hour. Oh, and he required TWO forms of identification to participate. Let that sit for a second. The political party that has spent YEARS insisting that asking for ONE form of ID to vote is Jim Crow 2.0, segregation reborn, a fundamental assault on democracy — that party's mayor is now requiring TWO forms of ID to pick up a snow shovel for thirty bucks. I teach science. We call this a logical inconsistency. Other people call it something less polite. Quinn's Law #1 applies here like a surgical instrument: "Liberalism always generates the EXACT OPPOSITE of its stated intent." Champion of the working class cannot get working-class people to work. Advocate for living wages offers wages nobody will accept. Opponent of voter ID demands more ID than a polling place. And Quinn's Law #25 deserves a bow too: "Liberals are great at giving away other people's money." Notice it was $19 of TAXPAYER money, not Mamdani's own. The moment it was HIS administration's crisis to manage, suddenly the generosity of spirit evaporated faster than the budget surplus. Bernie Sanders ran a presidential campaign on $15 minimum wage while paying his own field organizers an average of $13 an hour for 60-hour weeks. Now Mamdani runs a city on "living wage" rhetoric while offering emergency pay that would not cover the subway fare to get there and back. Same energy. Different decade. Same results. What is next — Mamdani holds a press conference on income inequality... wait, I just heard he already scheduled one for Thursday. The man has been mayor for roughly two months. In that time: 19 unhoused people died on his watch, the city is heading into a historic blizzard with a QUARTER of the snow removal staff used in prior storms, and his great mobilization strategy produced 35 shovelers total. This is what you get when you elect someone whose entire qualification is performance. Everything is theater. Everything is a press release. Everything is racial grievance politics dressed up as governance. The moment the snow actually falls and the city needs someone who knows how to RUN something — you get an emergency video and a $30 plea. New York City has one of the largest municipal budgets on the planet. They could have rented equipment. They could have contracted crews. They could have activated protocols that actually existed BEFORE the blizzard radar showed up. Instead, the mayor's plan was to crowdsource manual labor from random citizens and pay them in wages that the mayor's own party calls "poverty level." Quinn's Law #5: "When liberalism conflicts with reality, reality must give way." Reality did not cooperate this time. But what do I know — I am only a science teacher who understands that experiments with a 35-out-of-10,000,000 participation rate are called FAILURES, not pilot programs.

@BlakeSNeff “Murdered my boss” thank you for revealing to everybody you did not have a real job and are a loser

Five months ago, a deranged leftist shot and murdered my boss while he was trying to debate college students on a campus. A few weeks later, a lunatic who wrote "anti-ICE" on his bullets shot up a facility in Dallas and murdered two people, hoping to gun down immigration agents. A year ago, a left-wing radical murdered a health insurance CEO in cold blood, and the murder was roundly celebrated by much of the left. Three men have died attempting to assassinate the current president. One came within an inches of killing him. And now @RadioFreeTom comes along with a completely insane article labeling all of his political foes "Nazis." This will obviously egg on more mentally unwell, unstable, violent people to laungh more attacks on ICE agents, politicians, and on activists like Charlie. It is repulsive that Nichols wrote this and that The Atlantic published it.

@PPetesStache China has bullet trains and pretty pristine infrastructure but sure let’s use our taxes to pay for a fat guy to drink beer at the Olympics

“Your taxes paid for this” Well it’s probably the coolest thing my taxes have ever paid for so that’s dope.

@ThomBrady5 It would benefit society greatly if you were no longer around

we should just endlessly repeat this message. We are going to write the history books and progressives will be remembered as insane crybully losers who terrorized ordinary society for a ten year period of child castration, mass migration, and MeToo criminalization of flirting.

@WillieTheTiger There’s actually negative correlation between these two things I mean what the fuck are you even talking about

Liberals mad over $75,000 to watch one of the greatest US sports moments ever, but not upset over millions of Somalian fraud in Minnesota tells you all you need to know

@mattvanswol You don’t know anything do you? You’ve used this same fucking phrase like 1000 times what do you know where to go from? Are you ever going to shut up?

I am slowly coming to terms with the horrifying fact that an absolutely MASSIVE group of people in this country believe that the appropriate response to people they disagree with, is murder. I do not know where we go from here.

@BandwithNinja @clearing_fog @Steve_Dangle You’re on Twitter bootlicking the guy you should probably follow your own fucking advice

@clearing_fog @Steve_Dangle Why can’t he go see the Olympics? What’s the problem? Really? Yall so mad that a guy went and celebrated a win get a life find something productive to do with your time omg.

Kash Patel today: “I absolutely did not go to Milan to attend the Olympics. How dare you even suggest such a thing.” Kash Patel 7 months ago:

@romanhelmetguy With ideas like this I wouldn’t give you money to buy a fucking candy bar from the gas station

Ok here’s my proposal: If someone gave me the money to start a university there, every undergrad would learn the exact same thing: History & Math. One track for everyone. No electives. Why? Because if you know enough history and you know enough math, understanding anything else becomes trivial. And by teaching just a single track, this could be done for dirt cheap. For history, the first year should just be reading 50k pages written during the Ancient period, second year 50k pages from the Medieval period, third year 50k pages from the Early Modern period, and fourth year 50k pages from the Modern period. Professors would give daily lectures to structure and synthesize the day’s readings. In the course of this history instruction, students would ofc read the theological, philosophical, and ideological works that drove much of history. And they would debate these ideas to learn rhetoric and become skillful writers and speakers. For math, the standard math major is already somewhat decent, but there would be just one rigorous track for everyone: an intense course load that covers both theoretical and applied, and with enough probability and information theory etc to understand AI. In the course of instruction, practical applications to engineering, physics, coding etc would be taught alongside. Anybody who went through that curriculum would be perfectly positioned to understand anything. All hard sciences are downstream of math, and all social sciences are downstream of history. With all the advances in the past 500 years, consider this my proposal for a modern trivium: a base layer of knowledge that any truly learned person must be expected to master, before going on to specialize in a specific field. And the benefit of running a university this way is that it’s very cheap. Theoretically you could do it with just 2 professors: one for history, one for math. They could each teach 4 courses: each year’s course in a 2 hour block every day. History Year 1-4, and Math Year 1-4. Also, every upper year student is qualified to TA every lower year class. And of course, if we had the money, we could hire more professors to teach these 8 courses to reduce the workload. 4 professors teaching 2 courses each would be a nice balance. A typical student’s day could be for example: a 2 hour block for History instruction, a 2 hour block for Math instruction, and the rest of the day for studying. If you enrolled just 100 students a year and they each paid just $25k for tuition and board, that’s $2.5M a year to pay just 2-4 professors and maintain the handful of buildings needed. And if we taught 100 smart students a year this way, I’m convinced they’d conquer the world. There are approximately zero people alive today who have the comprehensive knowledge of history needed to master the humanities AND the comprehensive knowledge of math needed to master STEM. They would be in a league of their own.