Milly🇨🇦

New Year, new socials! If anybody’s migrating you can find me at the following, I’m just not saying much anywhere else yet: BLUESKY: @-> themillereffect.bsky.social THREADS: @-> @themillereffect

I miss that ticker like you wouldn’t believe.

Six and a half hour drive to Calgary, Alberta, Canada for a house show.

*sigh* So were definitely getting a Brady appearance st Mania huh

New Jack

@sheslaydaily @lilsnapnare No wrestling reporter/journalist is a real reporter/journalist. They’re fans who think they need to be involved in the industry to satisfy some dream they once had to be a wrestler but never were good enough to be.

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

Im sorry, does that say funnel cake fried Uncrustable???

Still in awe of Kazuma Okamoto's defence 😱 和真の守備の凄さはいまだに信じられない！

As Heated Rivalry fans reckon with toxic masculinity within men’s hockey, many have already turned to the obvious solution: women. glamour.com/story/womens-h…

I think about this guy’s shirt a lot.

Are we workin’ or are we shootin’, Brady?

@_xaibii who tf is Bethel Benjamin lmao

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I forgot about this stupid shit but imagine if they poured $80 billion into feeding the hungry instead of this failed cartoon universe that nobody wanted

"your body is mcdonaldland" by john mayer mccheese

Wishing a joyous Eid Al-Fitr to everyone celebrating 💙 #EidMubarak

The demise of the mass market paperback—as an affordable object aimed at improving access to written materials AND as an aesthetic object with its own forms and beauties—is deeply depressing.