The Northern Poet

@GNev2 You can literally download the Rugby Video Ref guidelines from Google... All of the money in the footballing world, and they haven't even consulted sports with experience Section 2 would have fixed this issue World Rugby guidelines google.com/url?sa=t&sourc…

@philluckee @PeteJohn18 @fesshole It's the yeast you could do

@PeteJohn18 @fesshole Wheat's the matter?

For 10 years my husband has wanted me to poo on him in bed. I've always said no because I think it's disgusting. About two weeks ago, I gave in and did it. It was completely disgusting, he looked repulsed, barely touched it and neither of us has mentioned it since.

@fesshole .

I'm an atheist, but for a while had to attend a Christian church, where I was often complimented on how "spirit filled" I was when I "spoke in tongues". I was really reciting filthy jokes in Welsh.

@fesshole If he'd have just buttered her up first...

Been married to my husband for 25 years. Comfortable home, three smashing kids & he great in the bedroom. But tonight he said he's been using the crumb tray from the toaster to make breadcrumbs - that he uses in our cooking - and I think this may be our last Christmas.

@SamWhyte Bob Mortimer basically said this recently on RHLSTP ALSO... 2.5 years too late twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/s…

If you fart and cum at the same time your vagina takes a screenshot.

@octagonalpaul @cavhull1 @fesshole Camelot make 1% profit and 4% operating cost. 95% of the money goes to the winner or to charitable organisations...

@cavhull1 @fesshole I’m just going from what the Camelot employee told me, but obviously some people will win something or no one would play. The odds are terrible though, but gambling always preys on the public

I won about £12,000 on the lottery a few years ago, but couldn't share the news with my family, as I had amassed about £10,000 in debts from online gambling, so I used it to pay my debts off. I did take them out for a meal though, so they did get to share my winnings with me..

@BenFoster My lad wants to be a GK. 5 years old. If he even gets a sniff of the career you had I'd be very proud.

It's time to say goodbye 👍😘 youtu.be/Rmix1rCGtyY

@InsiemeControTu @Shed7Andy @JoltVisceral @fesshole Not as low as putting your Pennes in a Spaghetti measurer

@Shed7Andy @JoltVisceral @fesshole I've done a fusilli things in my time...

When I was a teenager my mum bought one if those spaghetti measuring tools to see how much pasta you need to feed that's family. One afternoon I put my dick in it to see how many people it would feed. It was a family of 3.

@fesshole No one else in the house, were you feeling cannelloni ?!

@TheNorthernPoet Have i done this right?

Fornmy Return to streaming. Im tempted to shave the shite attempt at a beard and keep the tash

@TheNorthernPoet Might give myself the poet

@BowlcutGaming_ @NeoKuroTV @magtheduck lives nearby. Right near the south coast. Give your head a wobble and get on it. You can get flights from Southampton back home

@BowlcutGaming_ @NeoKuroTV Where in England bud? There's probably loads of people nearby that can always drop in on you What's 12 months? Just like going to uni for a year

So I just took a leap in what could potentially help realise my dream. The chances are slim to none that I will get a response or response I want. But...you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and I had nothing to lose from not shooting my shot so thought why not 🤞🤞

@TTVSneakyPanda Yeah but not as thirsty as your missus will be when she sees you driving it lol

Questioning if there something wrong with my brain in the sense that I'm buying a Cupra Leon 290 which is thirsty as fuck and petrol prices keep going up? 🤔

@BowlcutGaming_ @TTVSneakyPanda @CallofDutyAgent

@TTVSneakyPanda @CallofDutyAgent Mate thats fucking awesome!! Let fuck shit up 😎

Your third @ is your #MW2 Kickoff Duo👏, are you tweeting #Champs?!!!

@iamhoctor Well... it can if you feel rage and you express it with physical violence. Sounds like a nice statement bud, but it's a bit wanky.

it does not make you a bad person to express how you feel

@Deotron @nav07 @fesshole The infatuation probably ran out of steam after a while

@nav07 @fesshole Thankfully didn't go off the rails at that point

When I was a kid, we had Thomas the Tank Engine wallpaper in the bedroom with repeated pictures of the diferent trains. I fancied James the engine and every night before I went to sleep I kissed the picture of him which next to my bed. This went on longer than it should have.

@windyday_mary @Dienekes_ Mary "Hates being told what to think or do" Comes online to tell people what to think or do. Proper Karen

@Dienekes_ I find your tweet anything but heartwarming - it’s condescending. Do you really think a hug from a stranger will heal the harm that poor woman, and her family were forced to endure? And aren’t you embarrassed to have been complicit in causing that harm?

@Potwayja @magtheduck @nhickson0 That was a hard 15th buddy!

Big thanks to everyone who joined this mornings stream! Shout out to @magtheduck and @TheNorthernPoet for the games! @nhickson0 the channel legend throwing out the gifted sub too 💙 Hope you're all having a great Bank Holiday ☀️