The Northern Poet

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The Northern Poet

The Northern Poet

@TheNorthernPoet

Classically educated working class hero.

England, United Kingdom Katılım Nisan 2010
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The Northern Poet
The Northern Poet@TheNorthernPoet·
@GNev2 You can literally download the Rugby Video Ref guidelines from Google... All of the money in the footballing world, and they haven't even consulted sports with experience Section 2 would have fixed this issue World Rugby guidelines google.com/url?sa=t&sourc…
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
For 10 years my husband has wanted me to poo on him in bed. I've always said no because I think it's disgusting. About two weeks ago, I gave in and did it. It was completely disgusting, he looked repulsed, barely touched it and neither of us has mentioned it since.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'm an atheist, but for a while had to attend a Christian church, where I was often complimented on how "spirit filled" I was when I "spoke in tongues". I was really reciting filthy jokes in Welsh.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Been married to my husband for 25 years. Comfortable home, three smashing kids & he great in the bedroom. But tonight he said he's been using the crumb tray from the toaster to make breadcrumbs - that he uses in our cooking - and I think this may be our last Christmas.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
If you fart and cum at the same time your vagina takes a screenshot.
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OctoPaul@octagonalpaul·
@cavhull1 @fesshole I’m just going from what the Camelot employee told me, but obviously some people will win something or no one would play. The odds are terrible though, but gambling always preys on the public
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I won about £12,000 on the lottery a few years ago, but couldn't share the news with my family, as I had amassed about £10,000 in debts from online gambling, so I used it to pay my debts off. I did take them out for a meal though, so they did get to share my winnings with me..
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The Northern Poet@TheNorthernPoet·
@BenFoster My lad wants to be a GK. 5 years old. If he even gets a sniff of the career you had I'd be very proud.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When I was a teenager my mum bought one if those spaghetti measuring tools to see how much pasta you need to feed that's family. One afternoon I put my dick in it to see how many people it would feed. It was a family of 3.
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Bowlcut Gaming
Bowlcut Gaming@BowlcutGaming_·
Fornmy Return to streaming. Im tempted to shave the shite attempt at a beard and keep the tash
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The Northern Poet
The Northern Poet@TheNorthernPoet·
@BowlcutGaming_ @NeoKuroTV Where in England bud? There's probably loads of people nearby that can always drop in on you What's 12 months? Just like going to uni for a year
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Neokuro 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈
So I just took a leap in what could potentially help realise my dream. The chances are slim to none that I will get a response or response I want. But...you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and I had nothing to lose from not shooting my shot so thought why not 🤞🤞
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A Sneaking Panda
A Sneaking Panda@TTVSneakyPanda·
Questioning if there something wrong with my brain in the sense that I'm buying a Cupra Leon 290 which is thirsty as fuck and petrol prices keep going up? 🤔
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CODAgent
CODAgent@CallofDutyAgent·
Your third @ is your #MW2 Kickoff Duo👏, are you tweeting #Champs?!!!
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The Northern Poet@TheNorthernPoet·
@iamhoctor Well... it can if you feel rage and you express it with physical violence. Sounds like a nice statement bud, but it's a bit wanky.
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Luce
Luce@luceisright·
it does not make you a bad person to express how you feel
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When I was a kid, we had Thomas the Tank Engine wallpaper in the bedroom with repeated pictures of the diferent trains. I fancied James the engine and every night before I went to sleep I kissed the picture of him which next to my bed. This went on longer than it should have.
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Mary
Mary@windyday_mary·
@Dienekes_ I find your tweet anything but heartwarming - it’s condescending. Do you really think a hug from a stranger will heal the harm that poor woman, and her family were forced to endure? And aren’t you embarrassed to have been complicit in causing that harm?
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PoTwAyJa
PoTwAyJa@Potwayja·
Big thanks to everyone who joined this mornings stream! Shout out to @magtheduck and @TheNorthernPoet for the games! @nhickson0 the channel legend throwing out the gifted sub too 💙 Hope you're all having a great Bank Holiday ☀️
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