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It’s really hot. Make the temps plunge later this week so the tire pressure light comes on, but only in his wife’s car. Have her call him at work about it.

4 years ago today Johnny Gaudreau scored the OT winner in Game 7 to eliminate the Dallas Stars 🥹 RIP Johnny Hockey ❤️

@F1RETHECANNON Damn what a goon. Probably will drop out of the top 13 picks for something like that 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Stenberg has a goal called back, then gets sent to the box a few minutes later for cross checking

Have his entire household ignore him until he goes to take a dump. Then have them all shout “Dad” repeatedly while he’s halfway through

@bisson_mark @F1RETHECANNON Frank. He's Frank Jr if I remember correctly, so his nickname is Sonny

@F1RETHECANNON What is “Sonny” short for? Surely no one who isn’t a pirate would name their kid Sonny

It's a popular day for former #cbj Sonny Milano is 30 today. Gavin Bayreuther is 32. Nick Blankenburg is 28. #allcaps #goavsgo

@Trav614 @clasbywalsh @TheUBSoldiers I look at that and don't see anyone else that we could have picked that I would take over him. Smith is great, and just had a great season. I'm taking nothing away from him, but I would still take Fantilli at 3

@clasbywalsh @TheOfficialAss @TheUBSoldiers Ok. Here’s a peer group from his own draft

Adam Fantilli awesome season. 24 goals, 35 Assists, 59 points. Became a better 200 foot player. Offense, Defense, Powerplay, Faceoffs, etc….. Needs to improve on Shootouts. 9 out of 10 season. Excited to see what he does next season for the Blue Jackets.

@clasbywalsh @TheUBSoldiers The point is not to diminish those players, it's just to say that a 59 point season is very solid, and he's still 21.

@clasbywalsh @TheUBSoldiers 59 points is more than the following players have ever scored in a single season: Alexis Lafreniere (1OA), Matty Beniers (2OA), Quinton Byfield (2OA), Mason McTavish (3OA). Slafkovsky didn't put up more than that until his DY+4 season. MacKinnon didn't break out until his DY+5.

@andersleehere Just find the old man in your town that owns/operates his own little barber shop. It will cost way less than going to some barber chain, you'll wind up with a good haircut, and it'll be good conversation, too

PSA: we need to educate men about haircuts

@ChivalryGuild He responded, "well, you could get $50 dollars in bonus bets from such-and-such". Kids are like sponges, but it's still ridiculous that he was picking all of that up. I agree with you 100%

@ChivalryGuild My son and I have watched almost every hockey game together since he was about 6. Every break has a fanduel or bet365 ad. During that season he randomly asked me one day, "Dad, what sports book do we use?" I told him none, I don't bet on sports.

In a civilized country, anyone who wanted to wager would have to "know a guy." Get connected with a bookie, call him before the game, place the bet, exchange envelopes afterward. Technically illegal, but really just pushed underground and made a little more personal and difficult. (If you fail to pay, he sends his muscle after you.) Much preferable to nonstop adds and promos for betting apps. (Bet $5, get $150 in bonus bets!) Wager on everything under the sun—all with your credit card, from the comfort of your own living room. What could go wrong? Impersonal degenerate casino extraction society.

@CliftonHouser @Rothmus I think you got that one backwards

@Rothmus It’s an illiterate post, given CS Lewis helped Tolkien know Christ and he became a bonafide Christian

@CBJStatsGuy @CBJProspects Out of curiosity, what's your issue with Dagenais?

@CBJProspects It was a while ago for Hurlbert (2024). But this article has CBJ drafting 17 while they will draft 14 (98.5% chance). As long as they don’t pick Maddox Dagenais, it should be fine. Although he is Waddell’s type, it would be a disaster of a pick. dsehc.com/news_article/s…

Uhoh another Michigan guy to CBJ(even tho I’ve never sent that being announced) but then again we’re somehow 2 picks lower than we actually the lowest we can be so shrug

@Ludwig198 @JFreshHockey

@JFreshHockey They could rebrand by relocating

Jackets gotta totally rebrand. Start over. Cannon's not good enough. It's a neat illustration but not a strong logo. Team's been basically irrelevant for 25 years and the boring uniforms don't help.

@KK22530 @FinnMcCoolOH Montreal is battling for 2A home ice, Carolina is most likely going to try to hang on to the conference (home ice all the way to scf). Both have something to play for, so these aren't necessarily "throwaway" games for them

@FinnMcCoolOH Maybe not Montreal because #1 seed in the East isn't locked up yet. Carolina will be a B roster though. Can't get #1 seed and already wrapped up #2. Another reason why when the Jackets gave up all those points earlier in the season it would cost them in the end.

You just know the Flyers will get the Hurricanes and Canadiens B teams on Monday and Tuesday. You just know it… #CBJ

@F1RETHECANNON False

The GOAT of all NHL logos. Argue with ya mama. #coyotes #cbj

@RonoAnalyst Not bad... I also have a goal per game in Olympic play

8 goals in 8 OG games for Juraj Slafkovský. Not bad I guess.

@E_Thormentor @LanaYCandado Blessed Gandolph the Gray? - Catholicism.org share.google/Gaf7GytSkyy2mK…

@LanaYCandado Permíteme que me ría jajajaja. Las historias de Tolkien están basadas en seres de culturas paganas, hasta el mismo nombre de Gandalf es el nombre de un personaje de cultura escandinava, los elfos igual. Hay que tener los ojos en las nalgas para decir que esa obra es cristiana.

@BlueJacketsNHL I dig the shirt

this is the way 😤

BREAKING NEWS: The Oklahoma State Cowboys have potential plans to move to NCAA D1 Hockey and build a new arena @okstatehockey