Randy Ravis

I’m Fun,Dumb, and full of Grand Slam Grape Big League Chew Bubble Gum

@YErdformi @MattisRedacted David.... kind of a dick...also thought too much with his dick

@MattisRedacted Not to mention that Christianity does not hold its prophets/heroes to be without sin by any means.

I’ve proven to Junior multiple times that he is wrong about Rebekah’s age, using the same source he cites, and yet he continues to say she was three. The only conclusion is that he’s lying in order to promote Islam. Also, Isaac wasn’t a prophet.

Internets out again,

@MRX_ceox Gottdammit @elonmusk kill the bots on here

@elonmusk This Mars colony brought to you by The H’ytes that live in Bum Fuck Egypt, thanks @Paul_B485

Yup

Lit a cigarette backwards FML

told ya

10PM ET TONIGHT! We go deeper down the MJ Murphy rabbit hole. YT: youtube.com/live/mnpebLNjK… Rumble: rumble.com/v736x48-12-18-… Live TTS: supertip.gg/mersh (art by @MrNailsin)

@GooningOnRumble @MrNailsin better be up to date on your shots Mersh

@jvnior @Tact1leDied Correct Christ died which means the Quran is false and that makes Muhammad a false prophet, finally we're getting to the truth.

@Tact1leDied You worship a god that died and pooped lil bro

If you hate Halal, then stick to Haram. Don’t drink water. Don’t consume salt. Don’t consume sugar. Don’t consume fruit. Don’t consume vegetables. Don’t consume grains. Don’t consume clean meat. Don’t consume milk. Don’t consume honey. Don’t consume herbs. Even oxygen itself is halal. Because halal literally means permissible, clean, fit for consumption. Don’t tell me you care about health. Don’t tell me you care about what goes into your body. Don’t tell me you care about animals. And don’t tell me you care about cleanliness. You mock halal, then turn around and read ingredient labels. You mock halal, then cry about chemicals. You mock halal, then complain about cruelty and disease. Pick one. Either you hate halal, OR you hate the fact that someone put rules on consumption. Because if you truly hate halal, NOBODY will believe you care about what you consume at all. Exactly as if you are a pig.

@HalalNation_ nope

Islam Is The Future Of The World 🌍

@sircalebhammer Orange Chicken is a need

Me when passing Panda Express on the way home every day 👀

Left arm called in sick this morning so guess I’m just gonna watch people and their tiny homes on YouTube today sure as hell not playing any games

@nibraz88cricket cool, string them up then toss their bodies to the pigs

According to Quran, No Muslims will involve in Terrorism. If they involved, They are no longer Muslims. That’s it. No Arguments.

@_Ochiedike That's why it's a miracle Patrick

Christians still cannot prove how Mary could have given birth as a virgin.

Best version no contest youtu.be/KP2WFqt1ivY?si…

Oh I can think of one person

@srsattern @thecavedaddy Damn you want someone fucked up on the inside?

I am single-handedly keeping USPS alive.

Lot of muzzies on here talking bout how Sharia is gonna come to America. America loves Jesus, Jack Daniel’s, and Jambalaya in that order and will turn your ass into a screen door for trying to fuck with any of them.

@sircalebhammer I thought being shitty with money was bipartisan?

Yeah I literally don’t know what’s happening right now. I’m getting attacked more than I ever have in my life right now, and it’s only from the far left. Guys, just watch my show. Not just clips. If you’re on the normal left or normal right, I AM ON YOUR SIDE. No beef here.

Speaking of delicious holiday treats does anyone else hate it when you’re pooping and it feels like you’re pushing out chocolate pecan clusters?