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𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗧𝗼 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 🙋 What a strike from Katie Lawlee 🚀 #WeAreTreaty

@96Callumboy96 @AlfieHouseEcho Can't see him playing. Manning either. Vale will get Azaz place anyway

@AlfieHouseEcho Slightly annoying, a risk of injury for the players for a pointless game.

Ah man, that is rough for Finn Azaz. #SaintsFC

@marionmckeone J 😁

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@AlfieHouseEcho Maybe a sign that it's Leo that will make the bench tomorrow, not Ross

No Sillah Dibaga, Williams or Oyekunle involved with the youth team tonight. #SaintsFC

If everyone in the world could make it their mission to be a tiny bit more like @dannykellywords, we'd all be better off. Between yourself and the doctors, this illness has no chance.

Absolutely sick to death of hearing about how the new @louistheroux documentary has made people think about attitudes to women. Lots of MPs jumping on the bandwagon. I mean, no disrespect to Louis - I’m grateful for the highlight - but for God’s sake… Women get killed by their partner every week. Tiny Man Tate has been a thing for years. Domestic violence shelters are overwhelmed. Women have been waving the red flags about incels and attitudes for years. We’ve been begging for change. We’ve been highlighting the serious threat of anti-women social media. Then a MAN makes a documentary and suddenly everyone’s interested? Do you not all think that this might be part of the problem?

Igor Tudor thought this random bald man was Slot 😭😭😭 x.com/HugoEkitikeFlo…

A horny assist from Troy 🦜

hi @AdamBlackmore @TotalSaintsPod @talkSAINTS painting ive finished today of #southamptonfc #SaintsFC ,prints and the original are available @ jkmartwork.com RT's appreciated

@AlfieHouseEcho I think it's ideal

Is this the worst mascot in the EFL?

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Limbs 😅

Tweet of the year?

We’re gonna need a bigger Hague

Can you imagine if people said we need to blow up a country because we’re living in the final chapter of the Harry Potter books and it’s time to defeat Lord Voldemort? Because that’s basically what I hear every time these religious psychopaths start talking about Iran and Israel

An excellent two-footed, studs up, lunge on the shins of football's biggest fraud Fabrizio Romano, from @sportingintel. Enjoyed every single second of reading this. Well worth reading if you follow him. sportingintelligence832.substack.com/p/here-we-go-t…

That is exactly the opposite of what “imminent” means.

Ah, look who’s waded into a discussion about prime ministerial calibre.

@TheSaintCentre How are promotion hopes fading exactly? We have more of a chance of making the playoffs than we did all season. If anything, they're growing.

🚨Reports also suggest Jander has found life in England difficult, struggling with being away from his girlfriend, while Southampton’s fading promotion hopes this season could further fuel speculation over a summer move #saintsfc [BILD]