Elonsa Helmut Yano (Insert blue tick here)

@cjtudor Cant wait for this! Just out of curiosity, do you think you will return to setting your stories back in the UK at any point?

Welcome to SERENITY FALLS! My new novel is finally here and available to pre-order: shor.by/CJTudor. I would love you to come visit. But remember, once you’re here, you’re here to stay . . .

Mad how a loaf of bread and a pint of milk will soon cost £82 all because one guy was best pals with a paedophile.

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@thesnlnetwork This is gna be fuckin abysmal

SNL UK Promo with Tina Fey 🇬🇧 Live on Sky and streaming service NOW every Saturday from 21 March, or catch-up on demand!

@90sWWE New hairstyle @RobboHarry ?

Hey Yo! This is amazing. 👏🏻 IG: newstyle84

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

@PolitlcsUK The United States need to gag their gimp. The cunt talks out of his fat orange arse.

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says the UK-US relationship was "always the best" until "Keir came along" "I like him... but he doesn't produce"

@90sfootball @Footballtweet

Who is missing from this XI? 🤔 (via @Footballtweet)

Just ran James Pond through Nvidia DLSS 5. It's pretty crazy tbf.

@PolitlcsUK Blowhard orange cunt

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says it was "terrible" of Keir Starmer to not get involved in the Iran war "We requested two aircraft carriers which they had and he didn't really want to do it... I was not happy... they should be involved enthusiastically"

@AlternativeMUFC Always viewed Emery as Gary Neville's evil twin

Villa Comms (ft Fester) 6pm. Be there.

HSTikkytokky sounds like what Epstein would name his yacht

Can’t believe they went with this title when they could have called it “The Tiger Who Came To Tee”

@whitkitch @PolitlcsUK Bigoted

@TheRobShields @PolitlcsUK Rude

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation about the war in Iran "Whether to commit British troops to military action is the most serious responsibility of any Prime Minister... I have been attacked... but at every stage, I have stood by my principles"

@whitkitch @PolitlcsUK Bore off ya gimp

@PolitlcsUK One might ask where those principles were when we poured funds into proxy conflicts abroad. Now Iran looms, caution prevails - while taxpayers pick up endless bills for hotels, benefits, and the demographic imports whose norms clash.

Bruno Cross Casemiro:

What about the gays of Hormuz?

@mcOOey @DeadMenTalkPod They really were 🤣

@TheRobShields @DeadMenTalkPod They were genuinely ridiculous glasses looking back.

Ahhh the Harry Potter episode a.k.a. The one where Tom could read @DeadMenTalkPod

Chickens for KFC.