The Seedbagger

Why was it in a bag to begin with?

@abc7newsbayarea Now he'll have time for a shave

Breaking News: Bay Area Rep. Eric Swalwell announced he is suspending his campaign for governor on Sunday amid allegations of sexual misconduct by four women. "I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made -- but that's my fight, not a campaign's," he wrote in a post on social media. Latest here: abc7news.com/18876982/

@BBCWorld Now he'll have time for a shave

Congressman Eric Swalwell drops out of California governor's race amid abuse claims bbc.in/4mspTHx

@nbcbayarea Now he can get a shave

#BREAKING Rep. Eric Swalwell announced he suspended his campaign for California Governor on Sunday, after sexual assault allegations against him. nbcbay.com/VgeqoGd

Bay Area Congressional representative and candidate for governor, Eric Swalwell, canceled a planned town hall in Palm Desert. kron4.com/news/californi…

@TheCinesthetic Is it dancing or jumping?😁

Steve Martin’s dancing skills are seriously underrated.

@RonFilipkowski @CCinephilia

So there’s no regime change, we lift all sanctions against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for “unconditional surrender.”

@mazemoore @BillKristol Excellent point...

@BillKristol What a joke you people are. Your entire existence, everything you stand for, changes by the hour based on what Trump does. What a terrible way to live.

The Mother of all TACOs.

Democrats: requiring voter ID is racist and hurts women. Also, Democrats: Let’s require ID to get into our events, shovel snow in our cities, and now to enter the Obama Presidential Center. It makes NO SENSE! Enough of the double standard — pass the SAVE America Act TODAY. foxnews.com/politics/obama…

Oil prices plunge following U.S.-Iran ceasefire trib.al/NwKpzQY

@LeadingReport Speak for yourself, tubby...

Chris Christie says that baby boomers are the “most selfish generation in American history.”

Gavin Newsom's wife: we have to use the powers of government to stop boys from becoming right wing

@Forbes That bunny ain't going to try to "manage" Trump 😁

Trump Appears At White House Egg Roll—Combatting Health Rumors go.forbes.com/2uzQVm

@nflrums That's a pretty wide range. Can we do a little more research and dial that in?...