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@PierreJouet By the time it's delivered it'll be cold again

Americans: “Hey Britain, why won’t you invest £200 in an AC unit?” Britain: “Because, unlike American houses, our houses aren’t made of tissue paper and spit, and fitting AC requires expensive renovations.”

@graceyldn Just say you're allergic and keep walking

What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?

@SergioG47890462 @VeryBrexitProbs Favour *

@VeryBrexitProbs Well, kick the United States OUT of NATO, ALREADY. You would be doing us a FAVOR.

If I had a pound for every time a MAGA account bellowed these mad MAGA myths me, I could fund European defence myself. 1. "Europe would be conquered in a week without America" Europe has 1.7 million troops, 515 nuclear warheads, five aircraft carriers and 1,400 combat jets. Russia couldn't take 20% of Ukraine in four years with a million soldiers. But sure, a week. 2. "Europeans live in no-go zones run by Sharia law" The "no-go zones" are normal neighbourhoods with kebab shops. The most dangerous thing about them is the parking. 3. "Europeans have no freedom of speech" Europeans can criticise their governments, protest in the streets and mock their leaders on live TV without getting tear-gassed or shot. In America, immigration agents check your social media, ICE arrests people for their opinions and deports them without trial. "Free speech", American style. 4. "Europeans pay 60% tax and get nothing for it" Europeans pay tax and get free healthcare, subsidised university, a year of paid parental leave, 5 weeks holiday and a pension they can actually live on. Americans pay tax and get aircraft carriers. 5. "Europe has open borders and anyone can walk in" The EU's border agency Frontex has 10,000 guards and some of the strictest visa requirements on earth. The difference is Europe doesn't cage children on camera to win votes 6. "Europe would be speaking German without America" The British Empire fought Germany for over two years before America joined. The Soviet Union lost 8.7 million soldiers fighting Hitler. The French Resistance ran the intelligence network that made D-Day possible. America showed up in Dec 1941. The war started in 1939. Every single one of these is repeated daily by people who've never owned a passport and likely never will.

@Davfqvm @AIairBender @R_J_Shaw 🤝

Argentina can gas off about The Falklands all they want, they are NEVER going to take them. Even in our depleted condition, the UK would ANNIHILATE the Argentine navy. We could do it with just a single submarine, it wouldn’t even be close!

@Davfqvm @AIairBender @R_J_Shaw American, buddy. Don't waste your energy on him

@AIairBender @R_J_Shaw I don’t think he personally will be attacking Argentina.

@wolffengnr @EddieMush__ @TheMoronHunter1 @JoeySalads Can you keep us posted on your trip over to see him?

The GDP of the USA is significantly higher than all of NATO combined. $32 Trillion vs $24 Trillion. NATO needs us, we don’t need NATO

@ElmarByl @johnkonrad @hazegray34 @RobManess American, buddy

@johnkonrad @hazegray34 @RobManess Did you confuse the coastguard with the RNLI? It is okay to just shut the fuck up. If you are dummy who doesn't know fuck about shit, it is in fact the recommended strategy. You should definitely try it out.

Fascinating how many people from the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand still think the King has a Navy. If you can’t deploy one carrier or destroyer during a war and your submarine missiles go plop… you have a coast guard, NOT a Navy.

@JonnuSmithqqas @smiffy_73 @WarMonitor3 Yall

@smiffy_73 @WarMonitor3 Wtf do yall even have a military for

BREAKING: British military has evacuated from Iraq over concerns of being targeted by Iranian missiles-IPaper

@Grey_Man_X @itswpceo Is your avatar Chris Pratt dressed as a soldier?

@itswpceo Good, shut them down. Let the European cowards “defend” themselves. Free rides are over.

Breaking: 🇺🇸 The US has threatened to close its bases in Europe, shut them down, and remove US troops if European countries do not allow the US to use those bases. European countries Rejected US use of their military bases. 🇪🇸 Spain — Closed its airspace to US military aircraft 🇮🇹 Italy— Denied US military aircraft 🇫🇷 France—blocked overflights by US 🇦🇹 Austria— Denied US requests to use its airspace 🇨🇭 Switzerland— Rejected most US requests for airspace 🇬🇧United Kingdom — limited use of its bases

@jekekesr @NickRicci5 @sentdefender They're too stupid to understand boss

@NickRicci5 @sentdefender Leeches? The only nation that requested help from nato is the US

The United Kingdom will refuse to allow the United States to use its airbases, particularly RAF Fairford and Diego Garcia which long-range strategic bombers with the U.S. Air Force have previously utilized on a case-by-case basis to carry out strikes on Iran, for missions that target Iranian bridges, power plants, or other civilian infrastructure, citing concerns that such strikes could harm civilians and constitute war crimes, senior officials tell The i Paper.

@GarryNotGary @BenSimm02 @User1187695 @masonwba_ Frank Skinner 💀😂

@BenSimm02 @User1187695 @masonwba_ So desperate to be involved in the Peaky Blinders hype 🤣. What would your Tifo be? Frank Skinner Shit club with no identity.

The ‘peaky blinders’ were albion fans. #bcfc #wba

@RichieBrave @Elainebks @LondonFire Not on Elaine's watch, buddy.

@Elainebks @LondonFire Because it’s my life and if I want to have a laugh about a monetary inconvenience I can?

My car being hit by a fire engine whilst I was not in it has spiked my insurance by £300. Thank you @LondonFire 🥰❤️ (You guys do great work saving people though, I can’t even be mad at that 😩)

@Channel4News Rematch at St. Andrews?

Japanese football fans have been praised online after staying behind to clean up Wembley Stadium following their team’s 1–0 victory over England. After the historic win, Japanese supporters remained in the stands to tidy the stadium before leaving.

@DaltonMatteo You so would though

shut up lad🤣 like me walking into department stores with Ted Baker concessions and offering to help with exit plan 🤣🤣🤣

@bhx_official Have you got a ceiling yet?

Birmingham Airport (BHX) has today unveiled its Icons Wall. This new art installation, located after security, showcases talent from across the West Midlands 💫 Departing passengers will get the chance to see the wall that features Ozzy Osbourne, UB40, Benjamin Zephaniah, Jasper Carrott, Steven Knight, Glynn Purnell, Hannah Hampton, Ellie Symonds and the Peaky Blinders Read more here: orlo.uk/smAaS

@PolitlcsGlobal @lemondefr Start and finish was censored though right??

🚨🇫🇷 NEW: The location of the French aircraft carrier, FS Charles de Gaulle, has been given away by a sailor using Strava whilst jogging on the ship deck [@lemondefr]

@LukeDaleLive @TimDownie1 @penguinrandom @EburyPublishing Still operating out of a storage unit?

@TimDownie1 @penguinrandom @EburyPublishing You’ve come a long way since British London, bud

Brilliant time at @penguinrandom 2026 debut authors event, amazing company to be in. Totally colourblind & hilariously came in Penguin orange! My book Rituals: A Folk Journey Through The British Isles can now be preordered in hardcover & audio, out 22nd October! Link in my bio!

@Stephen93966155 @BCFC Handball

@BCFC Why was the pen given?

JAMES BEADLE WITH A FANTASTIC SAVE TO DENY SYDIE PECK FROM THE SPOT!!!!!! 🔵 1-0 ⚪️ | 30' | #BCFC

@frankietrixie_ @yvsmin_

good moon day

@LukeDaleLive Is Hans going to be jacked in the movie then?

Progress 💪🫡