Swaziman From Swaziland

This is one of the best self alley oops and it deserves more

Going to #bluesky. This place sucks. Amazing how one man buying a website single handedly killed memes.

@GovRonDeSantis Maybe stop mooching off of the money of other people and pick yourselves up by your bootstraps? Idk what else to tell you.

It’s unacceptable for the federal government to discriminate against Floridians who voted for Trump, and especially egregious in the aftermath of a hurricane. I’m supportive of this legal action by the Attorney General’s Office, and I have instructed state agencies to likewise take any action necessary to investigate and ensure those who engaged in this behavior are held accountable.

@GovRonDeSantis Meatball Ron! Shows a picture of you eating at some place. Do the thing meatball! Do it! Do it!

It was great to discuss relations between Florida and Italy with the Prime Minister today in Rome. We hope that Florida and Italy’s relationship continues to grow, and we welcome greater investment from Italian companies in our state. Thank you for hosting us, Prime Minister @GiorgiaMeloni!

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"how could this have happened," we cried from our vacation home while our kids were barely affording groceries

@alexpolaniashow @EddieTheCommish @MLS @InterMiamiCF I mean in the ads of Messi. There’s no point in HIS ads. Like you said, people are already drawn in because of him. The ads need to be of literally everything else to capture those new eyes into the rest of the league.

@TheSwaziman @EddieTheCommish @MLS @InterMiamiCF There is a point for ads though. Thousands of people who are not football fans go to Miami games just for Messi. That influence helps. So will the club world cup and the 2026 world cup. There’s so many kids that have started liking and playing soccer bc of Messi in the USA.

I speak on behalf of all ⚽️ fans who aren’t employees of @MLS or supporters of @InterMiamiCF Or people who’s entirely personality is being a Messi fan We are happy and tired of the sycophantic coverage & just want our sport back

@AP Word on the street he gives great (fore)head

BREAKING: President-elect Donald Trump names immigration hard-liner Stephen Miller as deputy chief of staff for policy. apnews.com/article/trump-…

@alexpolaniashow @EddieTheCommish @MLS @InterMiamiCF There’s no point in the ads. People are going to watch Messi because of Messi. They should be advertising literally everything else since eyes are tuning in for him. It reeks of quick money grab, not growth.

@EddieTheCommish @MLS @InterMiamiCF I understand why you would be bothered by getting Messi shoved down your throat by ads, but if he is tripling views and exposure to the MLS why do you guys have such a problem with it? We all want soccer to grow in America and ultimately for American soccer to get better.

@ChadNotChud Do I have a book for you

I do think at some point, as a journalist, it’s your responsibility to read between the lines a little bit

When they put the flag at half staff do they raise it all the way and then lower it or just raise it half way. Doing the second seems a bit ehh… lazy. Like you didn’t really have time for remembrance today.

@toddstarnes @NFLonFOX You better have been standing with your hand over your heart when you were watching this. Have any photo proof? Unbelievable you are in a country surrounded by veterans and you would sit on your couch and not stand. It’s downright cowardly is what it is.

Michael Strahan disrespected the military during a Veterans Day pre-game show on @NFLonFOX. The great irony is Strahan on a ship surrounded by men and women who would willingly sacrifice their lives to protect his freedom. So, his behavior is not just repugnant, it's downright cowardly.

@Globalstats11 @DailyLoud What are you quoting? Yourself?

@DailyLoud “God created only two genders, male and female.” Any doctor that performed them should permanently lose their license

Donald Trump promises to ban transgender surgeries for minors in all 50 states.

@sticky_steve_ Reported

@PicturesFoIder Good thing is on his back so he can’t see how scratchy that color is

Why don’t tattoo artists ever say “no”

@ImNotOwned If all democrats are communists, then the messaging needs to be just as radical about republicans. They want 100% deregulation, dumping sewage in your neighborhood, putting plastic in your food, stripping workers of all bargaining power.

@BBCWorld Mfer that’s Paula dean. Wtf she gonna do? Write a racist cookbook?

Trump hires campaign aide as White House chief of staff bbc.in/4fgUZh3

@atrupar Man blow it up. Make him prove that he can fix things. Stop giving him nice things and letting him take credit.

Biden: "We're leaving behind the strongest economy in the world ... setbacks are unavoidable, but giving up is unforgivable."

@catholicpat Ohhhhh youre just a grifter.

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lmao time for my monthly community note

@catholicpat You know… you know she’s the bad one, right?

“If we can’t abort our babies we refuse to have sex!” So you agree? Abstinence prevents abortion?

@6Aries7 @JonnyRoot_ You are the blowback. You’re doing it right now.

@JonnyRoot_ So Steve Kerr can say all this and have no blow back, but Bosa wears and MAGA hat and is facing fine and possible suspension? Help me understand this…

Steve Kerr on the election Kerr: “I believe in democracy. I think the American people have spoken and voted for Trump. I want him to do well the next four years. I want our country to do well.” Kerr (sarcastically): “I'm just thankful there wasn't any voting fraud this time. Last time, all those illegal immigrants who crashed the border, raped and murdered people and then voted six times, that was unfortunate. But thankfully this time everything was clean. It's great that every election has been really valid except for that last one four years ago. Twinkle in my eye as I say that, in case you didn't see it.” Listen to his full answer below 👇🏼 🎥: @NoaDalzell

I hate to be controversial but fuck peanut the squirrel. He is not the most popular squirrel on the internet. Real ones know Twiggy. #TheStreetsRememberTwiggy