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Drink Sprite from the bottle cap of the Sprite bottle

@spectatorindex The US is releasing frozen Iranian assets to reopen a strait that was open six weeks ago for free.

@RubenNorseman Its the one silver lining. There isnt anything a democrat can do ever again that they'll be able to bitch about without being massive hypocrites

Dear MAGA, Just out of curiosity: If president Biden had banged porn stars, cheated on multiple wives, lied 30,000 times, singlehandedly and unilaterally started a war, released 5,000 Talibanis, bombed a school, bungled the Covid response, added trillions to the deficit, claimed windmills cause cancer, abandoned veterans, bombed 8 countries in one year, altered a weather map with a Sharpie, praised Allah in an Easter message, slept through numerous meetings, threatened to bomb another nation back to the Stone Ages because 'they're animals', violated the Constitution’s emoluments clause, sided with Vladimir Putin over U.S. intelligence agencies, revealed highly classified information to Russian officials in the Oval Office, and golfed when dead service members returned home, would you think it was okay and support his right to do so? If not, then why let Trump get away with it?

Blues Brother in Christ

MLB owners: we need to appeal to young people Rob Manfred:

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

This shit looks like a flea market off exit 23 with confederate belt buckles and fake ray-bans 😭

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

If you ever see posts by like Ron Paul talking about how we’re “wasting” government money on random studies, just remember that Ozempic comes from a paper on eating habits of an endangered lizard in the Sahara

The scariest finding in this paper: the subjects couldn't tell it was happening. UPenn ran this study on 48 healthy adults. One group slept 8 hours. Another slept 6. Another slept 4. For 14 straight days. They tested cognitive performance every 2 hours from 7:30am to 11:30pm. The 6-hour group's reaction times, working memory, and sustained attention deteriorated on a near-linear curve. By day 14 they were performing at the same level as someone who hadn't slept at all in 48 hours. The 4-hour group hit that threshold by day 6. Here's the part that should unsettle everyone who thinks they "do fine" on 6 hours: the subjects' self-reported sleepiness flatlined after the first few days. Their brains kept getting worse. Their perception of how impaired they were stopped updating. The cognitive decline was invisible to the person experiencing it. The researchers found a hard threshold. Any wakefulness beyond 15.84 hours in a day produces cumulative neurobiological cost. That cost compounds every single day you exceed it and does not reset with a weekend of sleeping in. About 35% of American adults sleep less than 7 hours a night. 40% of those get 6 hours or less. In 1942 that number was 11%. We built an entire professional culture around a sleep schedule that this paper says is functionally equivalent to pulling consecutive all-nighters. "I'm fine on 6 hours" is the most common response to sleep research. The first thing chronic sleep debt destroys is your ability to notice chronic sleep debt.

@WhiteHouse Youre honestly the fuckin worst, dude

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

So they are aware they’re wrong

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

This is like if your girlfriend comes home one day and tells you she isn't sleeping with her Jiu Jitsu instructor when you didn't even ask

I think the technical term is bribe

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

this is my version of an egot