Anonymous Frog Man

@thegenesisbl0ck Don’t worry they’re choosing dead beats, wife beaters, and man-children but at least they’re tall and attractive.

You should absolutely never go for the ugly guy

@techhsiren I know there's a lot of stigma with post-childbirth bodies, but, if it means anything, I think you're beautiful through it all and deserve to feel comfortable in your own skin :)

oh yea for the record if you're skinny after 6mo just know some of us did pilates 4x/week for almost a year after giving birth and still looked like this

@1dropall @basedethos uhuh

@TheUnitCircle_ @basedethos I can help

Sex is nervous system co-regulation and she’ll never climax until you realize this.

@JesterJum I don’t know how to tell you this but the dating market is the worst it has ever been in human history.

67% of Gen Z would choose a good nights rest over having sex. When I was in my teens and early 20s, id walk a mile over broken glass...barefoot to get laid. What is going on with these younger generations? Somethings not right.

@99_supercat @Zdurkekker @V1_V1rtual I think the discussion about balance is pointless. That was my whole argument from the beginning: this game can’t be balanced because it’s meant to fun and casual and while yes you can play to win ultimately I think it’s boring to ONLY play meta in a party game.

@Zdurkekker @V1_V1rtual @TheUnitCircle_ thats what i said. the perks that will be nerded are probably still gonna be stronger than the builds people are gonna move on to according to you. a lot of gen regression perks were also nerfed but killers still use them to this day.

Watching the Hens "0 Restrictions" Tourney Insights: - Fast Track = comically broken - Resurgence = best anti-tunnel perk - Dead Hard = best exhaustion - Self-unhook/ luck builds = Optimal - Theres like 10 viable killers - Even those Killers are powerless to prevent genrush

@basedganyu I am white. Asian women too strong…

Would you date someone from a different race? Please tell me why or why not I need to know for science

@MomazosZenless Women see those tags and gag in disgust

#ZenlessZoneZero #zzzero    #momazoszenless

@val_does_stuff2 Live with purpose, if not for yourself, your future self that you want to be. If not either of those, live for God, He made you for a purpose.

These images make me think. What even is there beyond this? I've never felt comfortable in anything besides doing absolutely nothing.

@Jax115866 @HansMokeNiemann What percentile of chess players are 2000+

@TheUnitCircle_ @HansMokeNiemann 2000 isn’t too impressive

I am still looking for an amateur board for the World Team Championship. Must never have crossed 2000 FIDE, will take whoever has the highest online blitz ELO, please DM me.

@RiotPhroxzon But can you explain the logic behind gutting Tahm Kench top lane despite his low win rate?

Super excited for some of the features coming out in 25.9. In-Game Termination for Disruptive Behavior - Cutting games short where significantly egregious behaviors are detected that drops a team's winrate to dramatically low levels has been something that we've been wanting to add to League for a while - This has been a significant technological advancement to be able to do this, so we're really excited about further things this can unlock - To set expectations, we're not going to be catching all varieties of game ruining behavior out of the gate, but it represents a significant improvement in our ability to actually detect these and prevent further harm to players - Initially, this will function very similarly to if an AFK is detected - We plan to continue rolling this out to more and more behaviors over time Gameplay Changes - Adjusting rules for roaming/proxying for Role Quests to be more generous and forgiving - Adding 2 new starting items! We haven't added starting items for a while! - A variety of patchwork sized champion fantasy improvements - 2 beloved keystones returning to the game (Stormraider's Surge, Deathfire) - A variety of item tuning changes (look out for the Statikk Shiv changes!) WASD & Champion Specific Keybinds - Both control schemes will be receiving Champ Specific Keybinds which are super exciting and a long requested piece of functionality - Coming to SR Ranked is WASD - This has been a massive step forward from the team - We're confident that we have the balance levers in place to effectively balance the 2 control schemes, but really want to see how it plays out on Live as players get more familiar with WASD Really excited to see what y'all think about all the changes!

@WhatleyLeague @RiotPhroxzon Classic riot ragebait

How are we "Equally supporting both of his roles" when we are nerfing a champ who is negative winrate in pretty much every elo in the game @RiotPhroxzon ? I do not think Tahm Kench players feel very "Supported" by these nerfs at all.

@PatronesHumanos Splitting it in a way that’s to her benefit is for wives not girlfriends sorry honey

Mi novia se ha enfadado: Queremos ahorrar para un piso. Yo cobro 5.500€ Ella cobra 1.400€ Le propongo ir a medias: Yo → 600€ Ella → 600€ Pero dice que no. Que como gano mucho más, debería ser: Yo → 1.000€ Ella → 200€ Dice que es “lo justo”. Yo no lo veo así. ¿Quién está equivocado?

@TFT Damn if only TFT didnt suck

All hail the banana! 🍌 Catch Chibi Banana Soraka in TFT Patch 17.2 before she splits to some other celestial dimension.

@Valillya Honey straight men would goon to this I hate to tell you 😭

can you imagine how many c1ssoid men riot would piss off if the visual rework looked like this

@MAGAMAHACindy No I can, that's the whole point actually.

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@daniellismore I'd trust a Nazi with my kids over a tranny

This

@Levanta_Palas Not only is this take garbage but the comic you chose to make fun of Glitch is insane 😭

> Miles de millones de visualizaciones en Youtube > Colaboraciones con empresas tan grandes como HotTopic, GoodSmile Company y EpicGames.... > Financiaciones del GOBIERNO DE AUSTRALIA Y aún así osan llamarse Indie...

@playmaykr @V1_V1rtual Yeah this implies playing the game with sweaty intentions requires your brain and you and I both know it doesn’t.

@TheUnitCircle_ @V1_V1rtual "YOU WILL BRAINLESSLY PLAY PUBS WITH NO GOAL ALL DAY AND LIKE IT"