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@CeiteachG @SkyHelpTeam Aye no bother cock goblin

@The_0ld_Man @SkyHelpTeam Oh you got me. Absolute retard bet you love choking on dick you absolute cuck - kindest regards Dick 👍

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@CeiteachG @SkyHelpTeam Got one thanks ya dick

@The_0ld_Man @SkyHelpTeam Get a life yourself ya dope.

@CeiteachG @SkyHelpTeam Small claims haha 😄 😆 get a grip ffs

@SkyHelpTeam Try hiring people who can speak to customers & make you money instead of ones who don't listen at all & cost you customers. Will be applying through small claims for what you cost me yesterday & you lost 2 customers today. Brutal beyond belief! How are you in business at all?!

@JeremyVineOn5 Maybe if all the council big wigs and mp's took a pay cut their would be more funds available

Should free bus travel for the elderly be scrapped? Cash-strapped councils are warning they'll have to cut free travel for the elderly during peak times because they can't balance the books. What do you think should be done?

@GlasgowCC @Doug_GCC @everyone do you know that lochend secondary school keep their toilet doors locked and when they are open they follow the pupils about with a microphone embarrassing them by shouting out their names when their going to the toilet

Did you know missing school 1 or 2 days a month has an impact on your child’s future? It might not seem much but it all adds up. Find out why every school day makes a difference to your child’s future ➡️glasgow.gov.uk/Attendance 📽️@doug_gcc explains why #AttendanceMattersEveryDay

In one year alone 140 Peers didn't take part in a single Lord's debate. It's why I've signed a petition calling on the Government to back a rule change that would see 100 shirker Lords get the sack if they don't start showing up. Will you join me? 38d.gs/bakr

The French police are not joking.

If the country's finances are so bad, then why are we still spending £50 billion a year on the military? If there's no money left, why are we spending £12,000 a minute on nuclear weapons? If we can afford to bomb people, why can't we afford to feed people?

Imagine our own woke, soft police officers being this tough with unruly immigrants. Well done to the French police!

@EuropeInvasionn CCTV shows the moments before Holly Newton was stabbed to death by a 17-year-old boy. What do you say?

Mobs of masked Muslims running through the streets of Stoke searching for people to attack. They run straight passed police with weapons in hand, police turn a blind eye. Let that f*cking sink in!

Pakistani taxi driver in Canada tells a white woman that he would ‘kidnap and rape her if they were if Pakistan’. This is what ‘multiculturalism’ means. Stop mass immigration and start mass deportations.

@Silverchestwig @fesshole I used to work in a place where this happened!

@fesshole A fess where some guy puts his walloper in the tea cup of his hated boss, I understand.

Been coding for over a decade, but I'm still mystified by version control systems. I do a `git fetch` every single time, and I've honestly got no idea if I need to.

@PicturesFoIder Who hates their kids that much to feed them this monstrosity

Tell me you’re american without telling me you’re american 😬

@JeremyVineOn5 @Marvyn_Harrison @alexisconran My mother law waited 22 hrs in a&e and a further 5 hrs sitting waiting in a chair before they could find her a hospital bed they even messed up and put a dnr on her chart

"I waited with my mum, who has cancer, for more than 7 hours in A&E." "A doctor told me that some people had waited for more than 24 hours the week before." 📞 Andrea says it was very cold in the waiting room. @Marvyn_Harrison | Kelly Riches | @alexisconran | #AlexisConran

#jeremyvine surely the profits made by the water companies and their shareholders should be used to fix the issues rather than bills increasing!

Really liked the idea of eating crab so ordered it at a fancy restaurant, it was vile. Rather than suffer the embarrassment of sending it back I hid it in the salt & pepper pots & vase of flowers, crab everywhere. Bet it stank after a few days - sorry.

Employer underpaid me by £500 and they said I'd have to wait til next months payroll. Next month came and they paid it to me, and every other month since. Basically got a 6k pay rise and I've never told them. Thank you careless accounts employee.

On November 7th, 1920, in strictest secrecy, four unidentified British bodies were exhumed from temporary battlefield cemeteries at Ypres, Arras, the Asine and the Somme. None of the soldiers who did the digging were told why. The bodies were taken by field ambulance to GHQ at St-Pol-Sur-Ter Noise. Once there, the bodies were draped with the union flag. Sentries were posted and Brigadier-General Wyatt and a Colonel Gell selected one body at random. The other three were reburied. A French Honour Guard was selected and stood by the coffin overnight of the chosen soldier overnight. On the morning of the 8th November, a specially designed coffin made of oak from the grounds of Hampton Court arrived and the Unknown Warrior was placed inside. On top was placed a crusaders sword and a shield on which was inscribed: "A British Warrior who fell in the GREAT WAR 1914-1918 for King and Country". On the 9th of November, the Unknown Warrior was taken by horse-drawn carriage through Guards of Honour and the sound of tolling bells and bugle calls to the quayside. There, he was saluted by Marechal Foche and loaded onto HMS Vernon bound for Dover. The coffin stood on the deck covered in wreaths, surrounded by the French Honour Guard. Upon arrival at Dover, the Unknown Warrior was met with a nineteen gun salute - something that was normally only reserved for Field Marshals. A special train had been arranged and he was then conveyed to Victoria Station, London. He remained there overnight, and, on the morning of the 11th of November, he was finally taken to Westminster Abbey. The idea of the unknown warrior was thought of by a Padre called David Railton who had served on the front line during the Great War the union flag he had used as an altar cloth whilst at the front, was the one that had been draped over the coffin. It was his intention that all of the relatives of the 517,773 combatants whose bodies had not been identified could believe that the Unknown Warrior could very well be their lost husband, father, brother or son... THIS is the reason we wear poppies. We do not glorify war. We remember - with humility - the great and the ultimate sacrifices that were made, not just in this war, but in every war and conflict where our service personnel have fought - to ensure the liberty and freedoms that we now take for granted. Every year, on the 11th of November, we remember the Unknown Warrior. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them.