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Alex Freeman

@The_AlexFreeman

Verified human being. I'm much better looking in real life.

St. Louis, MO Katılım Kasım 2023
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Mark Taylor@Mark___Taylor·
In 2001 Hardee’s introduced “the six dollar burger” which cost 2 or 3 dollars. The name came from the fact that if you went to a decent restaurant and ordered a premium burger you would expect to pay 6 dollars, an exorbitant price at the time for a burger.
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𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc)
It’s unbelievable to me that in March 2026 you still can’t pick up your iPhone and say “Hey Siri note down this shopping list” and then have Siri just take your dictation and save it to a note. Like what are we even doing here?
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orph
orph@orphcorp·
you are sheltering a deeply seated, possibly at the cellular level, distrust towards the world, underneath your compulsive attempts to know everything, are you not
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Zero HP Lovecraft
Zero HP Lovecraft@0x49fa98·
Longform text itself begins to smell like AI. Only short utterances feel authentic.
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eigenrobot
eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
in spite of it all, god bless america only country where this is still possible and indeed the only place where it could ever have happened
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Defender
Defender@DefenderOfBasic·
What makes a "thing" a thing is its relative frequency. Fast activity can perceive slow activities. Slow activities cannot (easily) perceive faster activities (or perceive them as "multiple distinct things")
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Alex Freeman@The_AlexFreeman·
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Zero HP Lovecraft
Zero HP Lovecraft@0x49fa98·
Art can only grow when there is fertile ground for it in the form of an audience with a shared understanding Great art does not exist in a vacuum; it is formed from the lexicon of symbols that the artist shares with his audience
Frasier Payne@MeinGottNiles

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critter@BecomingCritter·
@nickcammarata it’s very simple. there is one ultra smart ant that uses telepathy on the other ants
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Nate@ThePiperPie·
Today seems a good day to remind you that "Commies aren't human" was an observational warning from people who dealt with them personally more than it was an insult.
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Steve Sailer@Steve_Sailer·
@bogeyfromhell Shohei Ohtani probably finds that being a pitcher helps him be a better hitter because he can better anticipate what the pitcher will do and being a hitter helps him be a better pitcher by helping him know how great hitters think.
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tantum@QuasLacrimas·
younger people probably don’t remember the game called “googlewhacking” where you tried to find 3 words that would find you one and only one search result on Google. That this doesn’t work anymore by design is the idiotification of the internet
St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻@St_Rev

Enraged for the millionth time that 2010-era search is dead because the engines have been painstakingly focused on serving retarded people so when you use a specific and rare search term they assume you're misspelling something common.

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Cyber_Racheal
Cyber_Racheal@CyberRacheal·
Password rotation or Forced changes lead to "password hedging," where users just add a number or change one letter (e.g., Summer1! becomes Summer2!). It is biologically impossible for most people to memorize a high volume of complex, random strings every few months, leading to "sticky note" security risks. When security is a hassle, users find dangerous shortcuts, like reusing the same "strong" password across every site they own. The most important fact is that NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology), the global authority on cybersecurity standards, officially retired this method In its Digital Identity Guidelines (SP 800-63B), NIST now explicitly states that organizations "SHALL NOT require" periodic password changes. They’ve shifted the focus to Length over Complexity. They recommend allowing passphrases of up to 64 characters and only requiring a change if there is actual evidence of a compromise.
Cyber_Racheal@CyberRacheal

Password rotation every 90 days actually makes your company LESS secure. Change my mind.

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PoIiMath@politicalmath·
The KPop lady said "I'm sorry it took so long to see us in a movie" so I decided to chart who was the protagonist in every Best Animated film since the award was created
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