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@Lyracutevibes women are good at becoming food

Misogyny check: 👀 Let your phone autocomplete this: "Women are..." ?

@MaxVelocityWX dang it

PSA: I did NOT make a dating app profile - the one going around on social media isn't me 😭😭😭

@MaxVelocityWX you gotta fight Ryan Hall in a cage match at torcon, winner gets the digital rights to yallbot

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@SRussellWeather it busted so hard the inside burned

So, what happened with this-?

@MaxVelocityWX how the fuck do you even do that

I need a new phone I just dunked it in Raising Cane’s sauce 😭

@CheeseCurdCat cheese curd needs a monthly q/a on YouTube

i’ve been trying to reach you about your extended treat warranty.

@MoltenLarpLord @StarryMilkStar @DavidBaszucki too far man, too far.

@StarryMilkStar @DavidBaszucki напg уоuгseІf

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@cuteonlyvibes just pull the damn trigger i have none, ive failed 3 times in the past year. just shoot me.

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@Kennedy35POTUS is this real youtube.com/watch?v=lj43Lo…

killing myself!

@swrightCO not as bad as someone under max velocitys posts

what the hell is wrong with some of you

@ojessie__ jelly

🤔

@OxNeeraj yin yang

what do these "TWO" colors remind u of?

@KevinHarvick @raceidaho @PolenDesignsInc @Realtree @KHIManagement @KHI_Racing W

Excited to wear my new helmet at @raceidaho this weekend! @PolenDesignsInc did a heck of a job for @Realtree designing this 40th anniversary helmet!

@WeatherSphere22 @MaxVelocityWX @MatthewCappucci he's hot.

@The_ef5_man @MaxVelocityWX @MatthewCappucci

“Play-doh tastes good.” — @MaxVelocityWX at dinner.

@MaxVelocityWX @MatthewCappucci i bet your cock tastes better, may i test my hypothesis?

@MatthewCappucci the red color tastes the best

@MaxVelocityWX youre still hot either way

I lost a lot of hair… might be going bald soon

@MaxVelocityWX i will call you "husband"

just call them bro

@MaxVelocityWX i will show you something sporadic

There is now a level 2 risk for severe weather in western Montana tomorrow, where multicells and a few supercells will carry a primary threat of large hail, alongside sporadic damaging wind gusts.

@CheeseCurdCat cheese curd is a goober

today's mission: break into this room. tomorrow's mission: immediately ask to be let back out.

@MaxVelocityWX i will show you something more expansive

Very thick smoke affecting Wisconsin and Michigan pushing all the way through New York City, where smog is currently taking place, reducing visibilities significantly while also posing a huge concern for air quality. A lighter plume of smoke can be seen across parts of the Virginias. This will only continue to become more expansive as we head into tomorrow.