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@nlyonne @enews You couldn’t buckle the fuck up? Math ain’t mathing, lil homie.

Thanks for the great reporting, @enews. Indeed, I took a Lunesta once seated, to ensure some shut eye on the Delta One red eye flight to NYC. Boarded seamlessly with just a backpack and sneakers, eager for a nap. Plan was to be bushy tailed & beauty rested, as I was meant to head straight to glam for a slot with our beloved @DrewBarrymore, upon landing. Was looking forward to seeing Drew & an in depth convo, but I guess ICE had other plans & I was detained instead. Sign of the times, I guess. Thanks for all the love and support. Never had a problem with @Delta or @TSA before. Heart is with our unpaid @TSA workers. 💗💗 Apologies to any travelers who were delayed.

@lhamtil Tweet of the decade.

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

@GeraldoRivera @grok is it even possible to make this post more cringy?

Hope Melania’s extraordinary address to the nation yesterday is not a harbinger of bad news to come. The first lady is underrated and deserves better treatment from the press.

@CGTOPSHOTTA Mane is wearing new balance w socks and cargo shorts at this point.

GUCCI MANE CRASH DUMMY (FULL SONG) THIS SHIT IS ASS🔥🔥😭

@Acyn @MeidasTouch So she did it.

Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

@AriFleischer @SantiagoAuFund Apologists gonna apologize. It’s beyond the dignity of the office and we don’t “speak in a way” the opposition speaks. They can clearly understand nuance and firm respectful statements. To assume we need to speak crudely because the other side may, is telling.

After 11 years, you would think people would understand how Trump operates. Yes, it was blunt and to our American ears, over the top. It's Trump's crude way of speaking. But it was also fluent Farsi. It's the one language the Iranian leaders understand. It's the language of the Middle East. Trump wasn't speaking to us, he was speaking to Iran. Twenty-four hours before he said it, the Iranians opposed a cease fire. After he said it, they were for a ceasefire. Btw, for 47 years we heard them chant "Death to America." Where were you then?

@SenTomCotton Why?

Today, the brave men and women of Arkansas’ 142nd Field Artillery Brigade depart for the Middle East. Arkansas is thankful for their service. May God protect them.

Hi. I’m the lawyer for Big30 standing to the left in the interview after our bond hearing today. Observant. Further note there is NO allegation big30 held a gun in the complaint. But he allegedly held off two armed security guards at the door. Wonder which way that door opens.

Gucci Mane came out and said he’s not testifying? The FBI agent said they haven’t heard from him? Confirmed that there were no cameras inside the studio! We’re gonna have to start the conversation about this Pooh Shiesty case from the beginning, Internet.

@SirJoshuaBlack Tell that to a child’s cancer research doctor.

@CPM_Mutuse @grok @gemini understood the assignment:

Hi @grok, render this floor plan.

@SharonShyBrown We all know he didn’t try to flee on foot.

Idk, I need to see the body cam footage.

@JerryQuickel Awesome! Fun fact: my family (uncle) owned the Graves drugs in Emporia. Keep up the collecting!

@Thecobra Yes I do!

Man that got out of hand! This is my hobby and passion! My attempt at an April fools Joke! Thanks to all that have reached out but I’m not stopping! I hope to showcase every College Football team at some point!

@ClayTravis Do you want to adopt all of China’s laws? For instance, they can’t own guns.

An American citizen’s baby can’t become a Chinese citizen by being born on the soil of China. Can anyone explain why a Chinese citizen’s baby should be able to become an American citizen by being born on the soil here? It’s absolute insanity.

@BourbonBrother I’m guessing they put Jesse in charge of this one.

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@nypost Which bathroom does he use?

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' trib.al/iJEUqZZ

@TrustlessState @_tolks I’m trying to figure out how badly we were damaged. I see all kinds of conflicting reports. How many dead? How many bases/planes/ships/radars destroyed? I legit don’t know.

@_tolks > nothing really accomplished Idk dude I think we totally decimated a large amount of their military capabilities which was the stated goal in the first place

lolol what an absolute disaster so nothing really accomplished and the strait isn’t solved or open but at least markets are down 12% & oil is 100+ with no clear way to fix it? super cool!

@WMCActionNews5 What did he grab at the Dillard’s?

‘Unfortunate misunderstanding’: Arlington Mayor cited for shoplifting, MPD says ebx.sh/bJLHL0

@TonySeruga Qui Tam has been around forever.

🚨REPORT—Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent will roll out a new program offering tipsters up to 30% of fines recovered from Medicare and Medicaid fraudsters. Given estimates of over $70 billion in yearly fraud across the two programs, whistleblowers could earn significant rewards. nypost.com/2026/03/29/bus…

@DonaldJTrumpJr You should want the statute in your front yard. His blockage of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court paved the way for the way for his ineffective position as AG and saved your daddy.

It belongs in Kiev, not Kentucky.