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@MbarkCherguia I like to see the person I’m running over at Costco’s.

Why though? 🤨

@ThenandNowRhyme @oelma__ That’s not blood, retard.

@oelma__ Bible prohibits eating blood because it represents the life and sacredness of a creature, belonging to God. This prohibition spans from Genesis 9:4 to Leviticus 17, where consumption was banned under penalty of being cut off from the community, requiring blood to be poured out.

What comes to mind when you see this steak..

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@dream_ulator @brockpierson My dude in Christ…lazily trying to piss people off is the whole purpose of social media. When it works, it’s better than a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup from the Woolworth’s counter.

@brockpierson Lazy bait

STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️

I like to tip; I hate being told to tip. That said…If this was all wine, then $30 would be appropriate (though, if you can spend that much on a bottle or two, you can find at least $100). If it’s a whole passal of food, then tip $20 per person, or at least $100 total. Just my opinion.

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@otokyo__ Pay off all non-car, non-house bills; the rest goes to stocks.

What are you buying?

@Christi42945785 @LibertyCappy Ok, Dexter.

@LibertyCappy I watched this as a kid. Didn't affect me one bit. Zero emotional connection.

There. I fixed your trauma.

@LibertyCappy What’s done is done. These trials and tribulations are necessary. “Upon these fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that, upon other fields, on other days, will bear the fruits of victory.” A kinder childhood is what created the worthless generation of today.

@yardsaleartist This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.

This site is great because you can just post pictures of Gi Joes and then other people will show you their pictures of Gi Joes.

@OneBadDude_ Roman Meal bread, Grasshopper cookies, and PET milk.

Going out to eat was a special occasion

Conan the Barbarian Vol.7: The Conquering Crown on sale May 19th! Order yours HERE: titan-comics.com/c/2355-conan-t… #conan #conanthebarbarian @HeroicSignature

@ComicsTitan @HeroicSignature This current iteration is my favourite comic. Bravo, Titan, bravo.

@Geniustechw Shotgun is the better option for CQB in a house.

It’s 2:43 AM and someone just broke into your home. Which one will you choose?

@KeruboSk The Army trained me to set an internal alarm and wake myself (90% effective these days). I set an alarm clock as a failsafe, but absolutely hate the noise—waking up before it goes off is a blessing.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@nocontextmemes No sleep (gonna get so much done), cats (this would be so cool), attractiveness (people attracted to you naturally want to help you when you need help).

@NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport A lot of retards responding here—it’s no one’s business why delivery and install were selected; the point is the company’s inability to follow through.

I bought an 85" Sony Bravia from @BestBuy on March 1st. Delivery took 12 days. Now mounting has been delayed another week and just got cancelled again via email. I've been lied to and given the runaround by at least 5 different employees. A @BestBuySupport agent on X even told me to wait until he gets back from vacation to 'fix' it. I spoke with someone from 'corporate' this morning who told me she has to investigate and will possibly get back to me tomorrow. @BestBuy doesn't seem to care and refuses to actually mount the TV. @BestBuySupport help? This is unacceptable for a big purchase. Here's a picture of the TV in the box sitting in my living room.

@NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport I had the same experience with a refrigerator a few years ago. I’ve not been to @BestBuy since.