Thomas Remington

@maximilian_ Well, since this was the gateway to the NCU I doubt you will have to see a straight up Mario movie for a while.

Think I’m good on any more Mario movies bruh. Even halfway thru, my kid is like “I’m done”.

@IGN They had years to parody Biden. Wonder why they couldn't come up with fertile ground there...?

The Boys Season 5's writers have discovered it's almost impossible to effectively parody modern America. bit.ly/4v2dGNT

@disparutoo Oh, come on, Disparu...

You couldn't have waterboarded this out of me.

@nypost "Moped Riding Goons"??????? You people disgust me.

Moped-riding goons who shot, killed 7-month old in NYC horror were aiming for her dad: sources trib.al/cE9IXfq

Its about fucking time.

I want to apologize for not responding to any of the 22 thousand comments my last post inspired. I’ve been filming all week and just noticed my observations about Jimmy Kimmel and a former plumber named Markwayne Mullin have gone viral. I've also noticed that many of the comments are from people who genuinely seem to believe that Jimmy wasn’t belittling plumbers at all, but was instead, simply trying to point out that Mullin is not qualified to lead the DHS. Here's a small smattering... Roger Bicknell... Mikey stop. Kimmel wasn't making fun of plumbers he was making fun of Mullin. Rebecca Piatt Gonzalez... Dearest Mike, it's not anything to do with his being a plumber. It's him NOT being skilled in Homeland Security. Patrick Wise... Being a plumber qualifies you to be a plumber. Period. The issue Jimmy and the rest of us at the adult table recognize is that jobs require certain training and experience and being a plumber does not qualify you to be Sec of DHS. Had Roger, Rebecca, Patrick and all the others who rushed to Jimmy’s Kimmel’s defense actually read what I had written, they would see that I did not suggest - even remotely - that a plumber was inherently qualified to hold a cabinet position. What I said was that being a plumber should not disqualify a person from holding such a position. Big difference. Doctors, lawyers, veterinarians, fireman, and university professors are no more or less qualified to run the DHS than plumbers, electricians, or carpenters – but should they all be dismissed as “unqualified” simply because they made a living in some other vocation? As I wrote in my original post, credentials and diplomas are great ways to bolster a person’s credibility, especially if we’re talking about mastering a specific skill. I think we can all agree that plumbers, accountants, mechanics, and surgeons should all have to prove themselves competent before hanging out a shingle. But what do their credentials and diplomas have to do with their actual competency? Are we not already surrounded by a legion of perfectly qualified experts who don't know what the hell they're doing? Moreover, what do credentials and experience have to do with wisdom, honesty, common sense, integrity, courage, the ability to lead, or any other virtue we’d like to have in our elected officials? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to question Mullin’s suitability for this role. But there’s no legitimate reason to disqualify him simply because he used to be a plumber. Just as there was no legitimate reason to dismiss AOC because she used to tend bar. As for the joke itself, here’s an honest question. If Senator Mullin was a retired doctor instead of a retired plumber, do you believe he would have would made the same joke? Roger, Rebecca, Patrick...be honest. Do you really think Jimmy would have said to his audience, "So, now we have a DOCTOR in charge of protecting us from terrorism? Hey – it worked for Dr. Suess – maybe it’ll work for Markwayne!" Personally, I don't. Not in a million years. Why? Because no one would have found it funny, that’s why. Even though doctors are no more “qualified” to protect us from terrorists than plumbers are, Jimmy knows that doctors are widely respected in society, and that plumbers are not. He knows that medical degrees and doctorates are aspirational credentials, whereas plumbing certificates are not. The entire premise of his joke was based on a personal bias that he knew his audience shared – a bias that presupposes plumbers are uneducated, one-dimensional workers who never made it to college, and are therefore "unqualified" to do anything but plumb. Jimmy is entitled to his opinion, along with anyone else who believes that Mullin is unqualified to lead the DHS. The Constitution, however, says otherwise, and so does the Senate. Likewise, reasonable people can disagree as to what is funny and what isn’t. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. What I do care about, is the extraordinary shortage of plumbers and electricians our country is facing, and the longstanding stigmas and stereotypes that continue to discourage people from considering a lucrative career in the skilled trades. Jimmy’s joke – and his audience’s reaction to it – is proof positive that those stigmas and stereotypes are alive and well. PS. We have a lot of money set aside to help train the next generation of plumbers. Apply for a scholarship at mikeroweworks.org Who knows? Could be the first step on your road to President..

@RottenTomatoes But the reviewers all said it was absolute shit??? How can this be?

Audiences say The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is Verified Hot at 91% on the Popcornmeter! rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_ma…

@NewYorkStateAG Did you see who did the shooting? You want the violence to end, try identifying the actual cause and then do your fucking job and actually prosecute.

My heart is heavy today after a baby’s life was stolen by this senseless act of gun violence in Brooklyn. I'm praying for this child’s family and loved ones. May they rest in peace. We must keep working to end gun violence. amny.com/new-york/brook…

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women buff.ly/ChMYukr

@ginacarano The world is so outlandish right now that no one has the imagination to be more absurd than reality.

Yup.

@TheCriticalDri2 It was a game BASED on b movie zombie flicks. The template is there already.

Jesus Christ, why do we act like Resident Evil is some fiendish creative enigma that the greatest minds of our time have failed to unravel? It's literally a B-movie horror flick that pits a special forces team against zombies and monsters in a spooky house.

@Nerdrotics The system works!

Thank you YouTube for responding to my demonization appeal from 3 years ago.

@thevivafrei This guy did the work.

Why the hell were the nipples so crooked… WHY THE HELL WERE THE NIPPLES SO CROOKED!!!

@CandiceLikesYou I'll add the arcade experience. Being a fighting game player in the arcades was magical. No rage quitting, no shitty connections, no kids mouthing off because they were standing right next to you and knew there were consequences. In-person tournaments. Man, that was so fun.

We were forced to spend time with our media. With our movies, our music, our books and our games. We actually valued these things instead of now where we just consume. And ultimately end up going back to the things we coveted as kids anyway.

@NYCMayor Name another portion of society that is .04% of the population that gets this much visibility. I'll wait.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

@RottenTomatoes I bet if Yoshi was trans the critics would fucking LOVE it!

The first reviews are in for #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie - currently it’s Rotten at 50% on the Tomatometer, with 42 reviews. rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_ma…

@CAgovernor As opposed to the therapy that mutilates their junk...

Conversion therapy is discredited junk science that inflicts harm on LGBTQ youth. The Supreme Court’s decision is disappointing and puts vulnerable kids at risk.

@RottenTomatoes This trailer is the most generic thing ever produced. We have literally seen it a hundred times over the last ten years. Sheesh.

Milly Alcock and Jason Momoa star in a new trailer for #Supergirl. In theaters on June 26.

@DCUBrief So she learned to play the victim before the media is even seen? Wow, she's quick on the uptake. This has only been going on for 20 or so years.

Milly Alcock on what she learned from Game of Thrones about potential fan backlash to Supergirl: "It definitely made me aware that simply existing as a woman in that space is something that people comment on. We have become very comfortable having this weird ownership of women’ s bodies. I can’t really stop them. I can only be myself.” (Via @VanityFair)

MUST SEE THIS SHOW!!!!