Tide Pod Capital LLC

@nocontextmemes @AgentChud

@chiefingza at least use your own screenshot instead of stealing that from giver too :clown:

jetavana august

@ParikPatelCFA It's the same as the VIE structure used by Chinese ADRs

This is peak finance

@alphainvestorss @wasserpest Chill bro it's pasta

@wasserpest Feel for you bro Maybe you could just imagine yourself a better reality. I don’t know maybe one Where you are not a massive Cunt?

Having ~$10 million dollars liquid is truly an interesting limbo. Golden handcuffs in a way. You have almost infinite money for daily expenses like groceries, amazon binges and chill little vacations, but you can’t really splurge on anything sick. You have just enough money to think about making a real boy amount, but a razor thin margin for error if you screw it up. You’re also at the exact amount where it becomes cozy and hard to motivate yourself to go that much harder. Tough spot tbh.

@FoftyPawlow @Lalak918 Ser 10 delta? Like 4800p?

@Lalak918 July31 & yea my fav 10 delta 🤣

This job report is the perfect print to start selling May and walk away (will scale up to 5740) I think the Fed will make policy based on wrong assumptions from here on and gonna be too late as usual Invalidation if Trump goes full pivot on tariffs Enjoy your summer!

@chumbawamba22 I think it's mostly capital flight out of the US complex. Stress in the system, but nothing blows up yet

@chumbawamba22 Sorry chumba this is vix 55 sentiment

@curtinity @Liv_Boeree @hubermanlab @waitbutwhy Please DM, very interested

@Liv_Boeree @hubermanlab @waitbutwhy “only a physician is qualified to oversee your obtaining this chemical” incoming. can dm sources, dont want to ruin it for them.

If everyone always slept 6 hours a night, and a company came out with a drug that made people feel like they slept 8 hours—enhancing their energy, mood, patience, intelligence, and creativity, while also making them look great, boosting their immune system, and increasing their life expectancy—everyone would take it. So why do I stay up those last 2 hours every night?

@veH0rny Cinema

Not every climax is a letdown

@chumbawamba22 Shrub is worth his weight in platinum

@sershokunin @Larp_Capital @lazyvillager1 I do around 1b per year on es+nq and would gladly move onchain if spreads/fees are comparable to CME. I don't need crazy liquidity

@Larp_Capital @lazyvillager1 How much of those assets would you actually trade monthly / annually ? Assume spot

Next HL spot market ?

@sershokunin @lazyvillager1 I would love onchain equities though. Especially with trump tweet weekend risk

@TidePodCapital @lazyvillager1 Cool . So you’re not interested in spot

@sershokunin @lazyvillager1 Ok I must not understand how spx or ndx spot would work. What exactly is a unit of index?

@lazyvillager1 @TidePodCapital If 1x than don’t pay funding

@lazyvillager1 @sershokunin Surely we want futures not spot right? I mean gc, es, nq

@sershokunin Gold, SPX and NDX. Please

@IamNomad Robinhood bought them for like 200m right?

@FusionptCapital Just business

@FusionptCapital It means complacent shorts got fucked, and fomo top blasters are also getting fucked on friday

*Pretty* sure this doesn't mean anything

@chumbawamba22 Gamma surface shows we can go to something stupid like es 6300 next week. It's all juiced up. Kill all shorts and probably rug next Friday on opex. Bottom on NVDA earnings on 2/26 would be poetic. GLHF!

@nope_its_lily Pls don't burry

@nope_its_lily What's the trade exactly? Every bird flu vax provider is down horrendously since august