illigitimi non carborundum

@MZHemingway You have to tap on the plane three times as you board. Three times. If you forget, crazy things will happen.

Guess who has two thumbs and is OFF THE PLANE?? This lady right here!! In under three hours after landing!

Close to reaching the “openly weeping” stage of being trapped on a @United plane that landed at DCA two hours ago and which they won’t let us off of. Please tell me jokes or send links to silly things.

@AwakenedOutlaw @HarmeetKDhillon Poorly worded. She didn’t plea.

Bill Essayli, Assistant United States Attorney for the Central District of California, just announced that the illegal voter registration case guilty plea (mentioned by AAG Dhillon - see below) is being leveraged to secure a full audit of California's voter rolls. This is how you get around the state's effort to shield its voter rolls from federal scrutiny. BOOM!! 💪

@RichardAngwin @EndWokeness Occam’s razor for the win.

@EndWokeness Driver's a 31yo Italian citizen w/ documented schizoid psych issues since 2022, no terror links, no criminal record. Media called it a car ramming bc that's what happened. You're just a fearmongering grifter ignoring facts for clicks. 🤡

I wonder why the "car" did this? 🤔

@ScottPresler Voted for Ken around 2 and pretty steady flow of voters.

If anyone else noticing the HUGE amount of Texans that voted today & are proudly posting their pictures/stickers for Ken Paxton?

@miles_commodore I play it in my car and my 8 year old granddaughter loves it and sings along.

American Pie was one of the biggest songs of 1972.

@C_3C_3 Mornin from Texas. Let’s go.

Good morning fellow patriots!🇺🇸 Rise and shine. Pour some coffee.☕️☕️☕️ We have a country to save!🚀🔥

@GuntherEagleman Yes it is, the Noonday onions are ready and the Jacksonville tomatoes should be ready next week. BLT time in Texas.

Another beautiful day in Texas.

@jumper42 @Sassafrass_84 Tamarindo was really nice. Sunsets on the beach are the best. Good fishing, good food and safe. We drove all over Costa Rica and always felt safe. Driving at night was scary because the locals walk on the highways and ride bicycles with no lights. Afraid I might hit someone

We stayed at one outside of Tamarindo on the pacific side of CR and it was totally worth it. The resort itself was about 15 minutes out from Tamarindo and the pool and beach there was amazing. We also went to the city and watched the sunset on the beach during dinner. If you have the opportunity to do it I would recommend it.

Question time. Help a girl out. Has anybody gone to Costa Rica and stayed at an all-inclusive resort? If so, which one? What do you recommend? What is there to do in Costa Rica? I am thinking of surprising the hubby with a getaway for a few days next month. Let me know. 👇

@Hunter_Eagleman @STLKLK24 Congrats

A great and BLESSED day to y’all! Grandbaby girl came out to meet us at 2:51 this morning! Everyone healthy, happy and tired! 🙌🏼

@Hunter_Eagleman @STLKLK24 Give her time. If having babies was easy, we men would be doing it.

Still waiting for this lil one to come!! Anytime now! 😎

@ronsterd89 Molasses

Gravy isn't available. What are you putting on your fresh, hot buttermilk biscuits? 🥐

@Dividedunited24 @GuntherEagleman @annie_j04 She looks like Michael Jackson with that haircut.

@GuntherEagleman @annie_j04 You tell me. I mean JFC! Look at that mess!

Is Kamala drunk or high? Can’t tell.

@SirBylHolte I know what you’re thinking did he fire six shots or just five?

The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?

@_Adam_Holland @elonmusk Does reading Cliffs Notes count?

@elonmusk None of you have even read the odyssey

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

@Sassafrass_84 North of I-10 I assume.

Not all Floridians are like this...I swear.

@data_republican @Milajoy That one was a no brainer.

@Milajoy Truth.

Name something a liberal just won't accept.

@catturd2 I hated it and thought it smelled and tasted like soap. A medicine (biaxin) I took changed my sense of taste and smell and now I love it.

I support this 100%

@AbbyNormaL131 @Oldtimers365 Ditto

@Oldtimers365 Has been in my family since the early 1900s

@ScottPresler Scott, you are wasting your time. Texas is so done with the corn man. We are going to vote Paxton already.

If President Trump — who is the leader of the Republican Party & an immensely powerful voice — endorsed anyone other than Ken Paxton for the Texas Senate runoff, would you still vote for Ken Paxton? (I want people to see publicly what you have to say.) 🗓️ Tuesday, May 26th

@mattvanswol @EndWokeness Does it count if I read the Cliffs Notes neither exam??

@EndWokeness You know it's crazy... Homer literally described Helen of Troy as being "White-armed" and having White skin with hair that has "gold curls" and with "gleaming Blue eyes..." We know this because the Greeks told us. Repeatedly. In writing. For 2,800 years.

Hostin: "If you think Helen of Troy cannot be black, you don't know history" She says Greek culture is from Africans