Tim Nutt
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Tim Nutt
@Tim_Nutt_Comic
Canadian Stand Up Comic
Kelowna BC Katılım Nisan 2009
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@Irishgirl47 @RealTraderJill Classic. Maybe give the bible a good read. Especially the parts about false witness and adultery. The give the 7 deadly sins a quick peruse and see him many of them your “leader” has not broken. Have a blessed day.
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@Tim_Nutt_Comic @RealTraderJill The blood of Jesus at you Satan...
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When an American soldier passes in service to our nation, Melania Trump sits down at her desk and handwrites a personal letter to that soldier’s MOTHER.
Not typed by White House staff. Not a printed template where she just adds her signature. Melania’s OWN HANDWRITING. Every. Single. Word. Personal messages about the soldier’s sacrifice, about eternal gratitude, about a mother’s unbearable loss, about America never forgetting. Each letter takes HOURS to write. Not minutes. HOURS. Because Melania writes slowly, carefully, choosing every word perfectly - because she KNOWS this grieving mother will read this letter over and over and over for the rest of her life.
Since 2017, Melania has written HUNDREDS of these letters. One for EVERY fallen soldier. Hundreds of hours of her personal time. And here’s what absolutely destroys me: Gold Star mothers across America have Melania’s handwritten letters FRAMED on their living room walls. Melania could SO EASILY have staff type beautiful letters and she could just sign them.
Would save HUNDREDS of hours. But she REFUSES. “These mothers lost their ENTIRE WORLD. The absolute LEAST I can do is give them HOURS of my time writing in my own hand to honor their loss personally.” While the world obsesses over Melania’s public silence, they completely MISS her loudest service: hundreds upon hundreds of hours spent alone at a desk, writing to grieving mothers in careful handwriting.
Here’s the truth: Melania’s pen honors fallen soldiers one mother, one letter, one HOUR at a time.
*Idk who these beautiful words came from, but I thought they should be shared so the world knows the heart of our beautiful First Lady @MELANIATRUMP.

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@Irishgirl47 @RealTraderJill How very Christlike. Born again cultist. Maybe go to school instead of church? And as long as your child rapist clown in chief and whore 1st lady talk about invading my home I’ll speak up. So kindly fuck off cultist.
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@Tim_Nutt_Comic @RealTraderJill Well you're Canadian so your opinion means 💩💩💩
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“The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death. Their ideal solution to all the nation's problems would be another 100 Year War.”
— Hunter S. Thompson

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🚨WOW: West Elementary School in Alabama has become the first in the United States to install ballistic pods in classrooms.
The $60,000 rapid-deployment room sits in the corner of each classroom and can expand in just 10 seconds to create a bullet-resistant shelter for students and staff. It’s designed to protect against active shooters as well as severe weather events like tornadoes.
Is this needed in every school?
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@mattvanswol @DianaSteele Really? What performative bullshit. Fake outrage strikes again.
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@BlueATLGeorgia Canada has treated the US very unfairly by having better comedians than the US.
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@YoMelToo @landofthe80s I remembered it so much better than it was.
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@Tim_Nutt_Comic @landofthe80s I just couldn’t get past the ridiculousness/bad acting to get to the funny flying/ learning to use the suit scenes.
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@Reggie_84 @PaulyWalle @JinglaiHe Ps. There’s a difference between mentioned and implicated in crimes. China. Korea the EU. And if there is evidence of a crime charge the mothefucker and bury him under the prison.
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@Tim_Nutt_Comic @PaulyWalle @JinglaiHe Defending Pedos now?? Are we?? Deals with who??? The main thing he was elected to get done was the USA DEAL! How's that going????
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@Reggie_84 @PaulyWalle @JinglaiHe What are you talking about about. He was elected to govern. Period. Maybe fact check your bullshit fella.
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@KenSimCity It takes 364 days to forget how stupid going down to the fireworks is.
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Vancouverites deserve a summertime fireworks celebration.
At City Hall, we were incredibly disappointed to learn of the cancellation of the 2026 Celebration of Light.
The Celebration of Light is not an ordinary concert or festival, it’s the largest community event in BC. It’s free, it’s family friendly, and a significant contributor to the local economy.
That's why I'm excited to be bringing forward a motion to Council that will see the City of Vancouver dedicate $2 million towards a one time, one night fireworks celebration in Summer 2026!
Watch my video to learn more 👇🎇🎆
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@YoMelToo @landofthe80s I especially loved the 30 something high school kids. Robert Culp is still a gem.
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@landofthe80s Believe it or not… I totally loved the show as a kid… I was excited to find that it’s available on Amazon Prime (and a few other services too), and decided to rewatch it last year.
I think I made it three or four episodes in. It is wholly unwatchable. 😕
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What’s hilarious about Gen Z thinking they are so edgy calling people the “R word”, is that Gen X was called that our entire childhoods by everyone from our drunk uncle, to our gym teacher, to our best friends, and you cannot hurt us with it. I used to say it too. And then somebody who works with disabled kids told me it rubbed em the wrong way, Even though I didn’t mean it to degrade anyone. So I stopped saying it. And now it’s back again like it’s 1986. But now it’s groyper incel losers who think they’re punk. Life is wild.
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