Tim Nutt

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Tim Nutt

Tim Nutt

@Tim_Nutt_Comic

Canadian Stand Up Comic

Kelowna BC Katılım Nisan 2009
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Tim Nutt
Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
For Spanish speaking folk. Turns out there is an I in “Team” (Tim)
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Sportsnet
Sportsnet@Sportsnet·
WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?
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Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@Irishgirl47 @RealTraderJill Classic. Maybe give the bible a good read. Especially the parts about false witness and adultery. The give the 7 deadly sins a quick peruse and see him many of them your “leader” has not broken. Have a blessed day.
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TraderJill (Leigh)
TraderJill (Leigh)@RealTraderJill·
When an American soldier passes in service to our nation, Melania Trump sits down at her desk and handwrites a personal letter to that soldier’s MOTHER. Not typed by White House staff. Not a printed template where she just adds her signature. Melania’s OWN HANDWRITING. Every. Single. Word. Personal messages about the soldier’s sacrifice, about eternal gratitude, about a mother’s unbearable loss, about America never forgetting. Each letter takes HOURS to write. Not minutes. HOURS. Because Melania writes slowly, carefully, choosing every word perfectly - because she KNOWS this grieving mother will read this letter over and over and over for the rest of her life. Since 2017, Melania has written HUNDREDS of these letters. One for EVERY fallen soldier. Hundreds of hours of her personal time. And here’s what absolutely destroys me: Gold Star mothers across America have Melania’s handwritten letters FRAMED on their living room walls. Melania could SO EASILY have staff type beautiful letters and she could just sign them. Would save HUNDREDS of hours. But she REFUSES. “These mothers lost their ENTIRE WORLD. The absolute LEAST I can do is give them HOURS of my time writing in my own hand to honor their loss personally.” While the world obsesses over Melania’s public silence, they completely MISS her loudest service: hundreds upon hundreds of hours spent alone at a desk, writing to grieving mothers in careful handwriting. Here’s the truth: Melania’s pen honors fallen soldiers one mother, one letter, one HOUR at a time. *Idk who these beautiful words came from, but I thought they should be shared so the world knows the heart of our beautiful First Lady @MELANIATRUMP.
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Tim Nutt
Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@Irishgirl47 @RealTraderJill How very Christlike. Born again cultist. Maybe go to school instead of church? And as long as your child rapist clown in chief and whore 1st lady talk about invading my home I’ll speak up. So kindly fuck off cultist.
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Natural Philosophy
Natural Philosophy@Naturalphilosy·
“The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death. Their ideal solution to all the nation's problems would be another 100 Year War.” — Hunter S. Thompson
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David J Harris Jr
David J Harris Jr@DavidJHarrisJr·
🚨WOW: West Elementary School in Alabama has become the first in the United States to install ballistic pods in classrooms. The $60,000 rapid-deployment room sits in the corner of each classroom and can expand in just 10 seconds to create a bullet-resistant shelter for students and staff. It’s designed to protect against active shooters as well as severe weather events like tornadoes. Is this needed in every school?
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Watching Democrats refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska’s parents, who were seated 15 feet away from me… May have been the single most radicalizing moment of my life. I could not believe it. I still can’t. I cannot wrap my head around it.
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Steve Byrne
Steve Byrne@stevebyrnelive·
If Canada is such an amazing hub of hockey, why don't any of the players want to play or live there? Why do so many players train here in the off season? Why do so many players retire in the U.S.?
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A most idiotick run
A most idiotick run@EthelMonticue·
@BlueATLGeorgia Canada has treated the US very unfairly by having better comedians than the US.
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Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@Cager_CA @CateSask And it’s not like anything weird or world wide happened. All the elected governments of all stripes should grab an oar and fix this. Not useless whataboutism and childish behaviour.
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SaskCate 🇨🇦
SaskCate 🇨🇦@CateSask·
I can’t imagine making greed and big oil my whole personality while claiming Canada is “broken” and trying to strip it apart, all because grievance politics bought your loyalty instead of respect for the patriots who fought for our freedoms. 🇨🇦
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Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@Cager_CA @CateSask Then we should fix it instead of breaking it more. Builders are better than breakers every time.
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Cager
Cager@Cager_CA·
@CateSask Housing is unaffordable for most millenials and GenZ, cost of living is insanely high, record usage of food banks by Canadians. How is Canada NOT broken
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
Bite-Sized Nostalgia@landofthe80s·
On this date in 1983 “The Greatest American Hero” aired its final episode. The series debuted in 1981 and aired a total of 45 episodes over three seasons. #80s #80stv
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Tim Nutt
Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@Reggie_84 @PaulyWalle @JinglaiHe Ps. There’s a difference between mentioned and implicated in crimes. China. Korea the EU. And if there is evidence of a crime charge the mothefucker and bury him under the prison.
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Jinglai He 🇨🇦
Jinglai He 🇨🇦@JinglaiHe·
Mark Carney: "I recognize that the Leader of the Opposition is just visiting his riding." Pierre Poilievre: "I recognize that the Prime Minister is just visiting Canada." Pierre is too good at this 🤣
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Tim Nutt
Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
It take 364 day to forget how awful going out to watch fireworks is.
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Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@KenSimCity It takes 364 days to forget how stupid going down to the fireworks is.
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Mayor Ken Sim
Mayor Ken Sim@KenSimCity·
Vancouverites deserve a summertime fireworks celebration. At City Hall, we were incredibly disappointed to learn of the cancellation of the 2026 Celebration of Light. The Celebration of Light is not an ordinary concert or festival, it’s the largest community event in BC. It’s free, it’s family friendly, and a significant contributor to the local economy. That's why I'm excited to be bringing forward a motion to Council that will see the City of Vancouver dedicate $2 million towards a one time, one night fireworks celebration in Summer 2026! Watch my video to learn more 👇🎇🎆
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Tim Nutt@Tim_Nutt_Comic·
@YoMelToo @landofthe80s I especially loved the 30 something high school kids. Robert Culp is still a gem.
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Yo, Mel!!! 🪻
Yo, Mel!!! 🪻@YoMelToo·
@landofthe80s Believe it or not… I totally loved the show as a kid… I was excited to find that it’s available on Amazon Prime (and a few other services too), and decided to rewatch it last year. I think I made it three or four episodes in. It is wholly unwatchable. 😕
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Danny Rockett
Danny Rockett@SonRanto·
What’s hilarious about Gen Z thinking they are so edgy calling people the “R word”, is that Gen X was called that our entire childhoods by everyone from our drunk uncle, to our gym teacher, to our best friends, and you cannot hurt us with it. I used to say it too. And then somebody who works with disabled kids told me it rubbed em the wrong way, Even though I didn’t mean it to degrade anyone. So I stopped saying it. And now it’s back again like it’s 1986. But now it’s groyper incel losers who think they’re punk. Life is wild.
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