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@ShamashAran @ingelramdecoucy I love it! I need two

@ingelramdecoucy's frog of shame has broke Containment

Striking your own work nice job Toei Animation

@ShitpostRock2 Just don't ask about the battlepass...

Genuine question: does Islam really have double XP events and a battle pass, or is it all just shitty engagement bait?

@sircalebhammer Same, especially if I watch historic videos...

I literally click around Google Maps for like 4 hours a day. I might be retarded.

Drugs perhaps?

how is he doing that

India Love had some insane RECOIL😳

@tanpukunokami When I was young, I loved Yan Yans. I have to try those now!

In Japan, there are two chocolate snacks. Same company. Same shelf. Same price. One is shaped like a mushroom. Called Kinoko no Yama. Released 1975. The other is shaped like a bamboo shoot. Called Takenoko no Sato. Released 1979. Both delicious. Both made by Meiji. And the country has been at civil war over which one is better for over 45 years. This is not a joke. The manufacturer holds NATIONAL ELECTIONS about it. 2018.2019.Official “Kinoko vs Takenoko General Elections.” Over 26 million votes combined. Campaign posters. Political-style debate ads. Celebrity party leaders. TV coverage of the results. In 2018, Takenoko won by 169,447 votes. In 2019, Kinoko got revenge and won for the first time ever. The party leader cried on live TV. Mushroom faction says: → better chocolate-to-cracker ratio → you can hold the stem, no chocolate fingers → more elegant design Bamboo Shoot faction says: → superior cookie base → higher chocolate content → more satisfying bite Entire Twitter accounts dedicated to one side. The debate has its own Wikipedia page. In Japanese. It’s called “Kinoko-Takenoko War.” And here’s the thing. Japan does this with EVERYTHING. Sugar on fried eggs? Soy sauce on rice or next to it? Left side or right side of the escalator? These aren’t small talk. These are positions. World’s 5th largest economy. Home to Toyota, Sony, Nintendo. Leader in robotics and bullet trains. Also spent 45+ years deciding whether mushroom chocolate or bamboo shoot chocolate is better. I love this country.

I disagree. A mirror reflects light, which allows us to see things one the spectrum we do. It is because light is reflected that we don’t see vampires, braise sunlight kills therm

meat eat plant meat eat meat plant not eat meat?

@ClownDetectiveX @TheRealEatemup7 "I ain't done talking, come here!"

@TheRealEatemup7 i have to remember that trick

Brother finds out the guy who posted his little sister's nudes is right behind him

@DonutOperator Congratulations!

I got married to the most wonderful woman ever

What embracing your culture actually looks like 👏😂

@lecternleader @cpages2

Life hack during high fuel prices. Italian made Maserati's can be fueled with marinara sauce and olive oil.

@the_sandalorian @dom_lucre

@dom_lucre That was the most violent community note I’ve ever seen.

It’s clickbait yes. That’s why I rarely use BREAKING. I post hundreds of times and very few are BREAKING. My posts are news posts. It’s problem because I do well on a social media platform better than people mad at me. You will never see this many people call for changes on any other platform when their creators are winning. To watch X listen to the complaints of people that have no goal in creating on this app might not be the best choice. Every other journalist can post BREAKING, NEW and JUST IN on every post but it’s a problem when I post news that get millions of views. The system allows it. Could it be I present news better than most? Word it better than most? Add a reference photo to increase the recognization? Add music and edits to increase the uniqueness? You can only present news in so many ways. If I innovated news how can people be mad at me for being an innovator for being successful. I have seen so many complaints they are all about me. Nikita you know this is envy at nature. You know creators are doing so much behind the scenes you have the numbers. The way I am crucified I have never seen happenen to another creator that successfully made it to the top of a platform the right way. You are responding. To a person that has always hated me and hating on me instead of responding to any of my supporters these people took my money and I praised them after. Ima be honest even the people that don’t like me will be worried about this. I am being targeted there is no other definition for this. To anyone that want to give your life to X this is your inevitable future if you people don’t like you. You will be punished regardless of outperforming everyone. This is the cost of being the best. I have nothing to say. Everyone will see it

Bro we going to the hospital. The fuck

Going to the DFAC you want anything?

@zacharyebell @Hostess_Snacks Don't let RFK Jr hear you

Dear @Hostess_Snacks, I have a need. Please bring these back.

@X9_redux Anyone else feel itchy in here?

Me while everyone is hating on me