Todd Grauman

@regoledelcapo @RyanceyReturns It’s a red drum that identifies as a striper. Plot twist.

@RyanceyReturns Striper?

This blonde fisherwoman is out on her kayak in the middle of a sunny marsh, rocking a white bikini and black cap while she fights a fish on the line like it owes her money. She lands a solid striper, grins ear to ear, switches to a colorful visor and bikini later on, and keeps pulling in more like the whole lake is her personal buffet, while talking smack to the camera the whole time because this is clearly her happy place. Would you ever spend an entire day out on the water fighting fish in a bikini and still look that happy about it?

@frozenaesthetic I’m older than an Atari 2600.

If you're older than a Gameboy remember to take your ibuprofen today

@AlexPorter8199 @MatthewBreault7 @A_S12 @NASCAROReillyAP @SBJ The main interest in Motorsport is ingrained in the visceral feel, sound, and smell of the internal combustion engine. Remove all of that, and you have really fast golf carts, that don’t have long battery life.

@MatthewBreault7 @A_S12 @NASCAROReillyAP @SBJ Formula E isnt getting more popular, its dying. Any EV series NASCAR puts on will not take off.

John Probst says CUV could give @NASCAROReillyAP clearer identity: "If you look at the brand identity of those three, the O'Reilly Series struggles a little bit just from the car perspective and you see it a lot because we refer to it often as whoever the entitlement sponsor is."

@HazelAppleyard Why do these potatoes think they grow new body parts because of their untreated psychosis?

THIS DUDE THINKS THAT OUR OVARIES TINGLE WHEN WE GET TURNED ON LMAOOOOOOO

@nwsayer How does he figure? My Japanese friends are the ones that taught me to do that. Of course, they had enough wasabi in theirs that it was actually green. lol!

I dunno, man, I usually tear open the soy sauce packet and pour it on top. 🤷‍♂️

@propilot10 @LibertyCappy Unfathomable goodness and unfathomable evil are both singularly unforgettable.

@ToddGrauman @LibertyCappy Yes. He is very rare. Only 3 people on this whole planet will never be forgotten. Jesus, Hitler & Ceasar. The rest of us will be forgotten no matter what we do. So why are those 3 immortal in human memory more than others?

Why is everyone celebrating Hitler's birthday today? I'm so confused...

@dirrtysouth1 @libsoftiktok Oh go fuck yourself. You’re completely full of shit. The ex president you just adore fondles little girls’ breasts on camera, and then you idiots just fawn over him. So…shut your stupid fucking cock holster.

@libsoftiktok How are we supposed to share a country with a president who's a known pedophile?

Septum-pierced leftist says that "peaceful protest won't fix this" and "violence is the answer." How are we supposed to share a country with these violence-loving lunatics?

@libsoftiktok We don’t. We end them.

@lovesmellyfeet2 @courtneyknill @oliveegger I know, right? The shorts are kinda burying the lead here!

@courtneyknill @oliveegger Such a hottie!!

I can’t find a pair of non athletic shorts that look good on me

@LibertyCappy We’re celebrating 4/20. We are all baking today. Hitler wouldn’t have. Hitler had zero chill. He would have eaten his weight in Pervitin, though.

@propilot10 @LibertyCappy History buffs. As evil as he was, you cannot deny he is a significant historical figure. Knowing it and “celebrating” it are entirely different things

@LibertyCappy What kind of people even know when that demon was born lol????

@LibertyCappy Ah, so many new citizens of Blockistan!

@Ur13thReasonLOL @LibertyCappy

Because he loved his country and his people, proved it by preventing the jewish controlled collapse of Germany and improved the lives of his people by getting rid of corruption, gay shit, trans shit, pedophiles, predatory banks, etc. Then he was viciously lied about for decades by the jews using the holohoax fairytales about “death camps”. Happy Birthday mein Führer. We know the truth now

@TaraBull Not with my jacked up shoulders.

Guys, do you think you could take her?

@JefferyBaughma5 @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia The answer to this question is yes.

@thebiggcrimson @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia @FinalCutTile You're an absolute moron she shot at the f****** officer and he shot back are you just that stupid for that racist

The Metro-Detroit area of Michigan. @AnthonyCumia h/t @FinalCutTile

@thebiggcrimson @RageWildcats @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia You’re a fucking moron.

@RageWildcats @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia @FinalCutTile There’s a possibility that it could be a misfire, bro. After all, how can someone not point a gun at you, and we don’t see any weapon shot you in the torso?

@thebiggcrimson @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia Then what the fuck did she put holes in him with? What a dumbass comment.

@TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia @FinalCutTile These people are demonic bro she literally has no gun OMFG 😭

@KJFROMCALI @TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia Din do nuffin, huh?

@TonySeruga @AnthonyCumia @FinalCutTile He deserved everything he got… they gonna learn. Leave black people alone!

@attackdogX That’s why God put handles on the bags.

No matter how many bags of groceries we come home with, men are gonna take it all in one trip & that’s just one of the many little things that I find endearing about yall ☺️

@TaraBull I can fix her…

What is a Woo girl?