Tom | FastLane

ShMon yield right now

@charcoded I can do some big eating

Rented out a castle for a 20 person private dinner on April 2nd We're bringing the best traders, sharpest thinkers, and biggest eaters together for one night Few slots left, who should be there?

@DavideFi @muli2048 @blairlmarshall wrap it up boys time to go home

monad foundry day 4 update monad is over, massive restructuring, AI took everyone’s job, the janitor is the only one left

@DougieDeLuca Congrats dougie!

It's bittersweet to share that this is my last day at Figment Capital. It’s hard to put into words what this experience has meant to me. FigCap gave me my shot. Over the last four years, I’ve been lucky to learn from my incredible partners and to get to work with founders I respect deeply. The experience has shaped me in ways I’ll carry with me for a long time. More than anything, I’m leaving feeling grateful. My time here expanded my sense of what’s possible, and I’m proud to have spent these years representing the fund. I’m very excited for what’s ahead for Figment Capital and for the founders we’ve backed. Just a real thank you to everyone who made my tenure here so meaningful

@Tokenoya Used ether.fi?

Need this private beta asap, I’m ready to ditch my UAE bank and go fully onchain. (Btw Revolut is coming in the UAE 👀)

@beechinour Swipe

you can 10x the quality of the videos you create by being ruthless about where you take inspo from… there’s a huge difference between creators that have an amazing reference bank vs just trying to rip “what’s currently working” on the X timeline i built a huge a swipe file which includes: - the best commercials from the last 10 years - critically acclaimed movie trailers - random clips I couldn't look away from rt + comment "swipe" and I'll send over the file (must be following)

@charcoded @Shoomp banger

2 BD guys exchanging telegrams at a conference:

Liquidity is simple when the infrastructure is right. Here's what's live on @monad. Built on Balancer 🥷

@0xShual @spacepixel this is a good meme

@spacepixel you're annualizing 3 days of revenue, are you not?

None of the subnets have an exchange listing. And multiple of them are pushing 20m+ ARR's. Your laziness to bridge is costing you money.

you know what they say about big blocks?

@Balancer @CipherCroc @0xFastLane ysssir yessir

@CipherCroc @TomFastlane @0xFastLane yessir! 🥷

Monad rebuilt the EVM from scratch. Big blocks. Sub-second finality. Lot of block space. This is the infrastructure Balancer needed to deploy there. @TomFastlane from @0xFastLane breaks down exactly why 👇

@charcoded creatine psychosis

what is going on over at Monad....?

@alice_nvr absolutely balling

Neverland: - Relatively unknown at launch - Rejected early funding offer - Only 5K followers on X - Did not initially receive any external incentivizes But also: - #1 in fees generated on Monad - #1 in revenue generated on Monad - First Monad-native protocol to surpass $100M TVL - Highest trading volume of any NFT collection on Monad - First protocol on Monad to surpass $1M in revenue - #6 this week in revenue out of lending apps across ALL chains While others chase vanity metrics, we built through authenticity. We are not the same.

Albanians could do the funniest thing right now 🇦🇱

Nice

@degennQuant @HyperliquidX @Revolut So big

Introducing the first $GBP offramp on @HyperliquidX Receive it in your @Revolut bank account or any other GBP account within 5 minutes. Liquid banking.

@jarrodwatts Railway and vercel cli changed my life

I’m fully CLI pilled now. They’re now the most important surface of a developer tool. Agents are VERY good at understanding CLIs, much better than humans are. For example, I’m now an avid user of Railway, solely because my agents are so good at using their CLI to manage infra.

@chainyoda Funny isn’t it

Which dubai KOL agency is running London’s KOL campaign?

@keoneHD 2 red bulls and 400mg theanine Goated

I think creatine will become super popular this year - Safe - Cheap - Naturally found in food - Enhances strength - Also improves cognitive function - Incorrectly stigmatized as an extreme workout drug - Consumed orally (compare to peptides)

Big boost on the shmon/ mon pool thanks to @Neverland_Money Welcome to monad @Balancer