TomPrescott

@NUCLRGOLF I’ll have another beer

@pistol147 89

Running a competition for 2 tickets for my match Saturday morning and Sunday morning plus hotel stay in Sheffield Saturday night Question….. what is my lowest score round an 18 hole golf course???? Winner picked tonight at 10pm Good luck everyone In the event of more than one correct answer winner will be drawn at random One guess per person please

@flushingitgolf @jasonkennedy07

Bob MacIntyre just hit an 81 meter wedge shot way short of the hole and reacted accordingly: “That is fucking shite”. That’s Scottish for not very good 😂 x.com/choppingitgolf…

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @jasonkennedy07

🚨🐅📄 JUST IN — Augusta National Golf Club & The Masters have officially announced Tiger Woods’ withdrawal from the tournament and offers its support. @TWlegion

Fixed it.

@fesshole Why didn’t I get a Sainsbury’s end of year review 😩

My Sainsbury's year end review said my most frequent purchase was not my favourite beer, not crisps, not fruit or veg but pre packed boiled eggs. Jesus wept.

@StephenNolan 👏👏👏👏

In September , at 19stone, I wondered if I could be in 14s by time I got to my favourite Santa Monica beach on 17 Jan There are 3 days to go & I've 3 lbs to lose to that next target . So trying at the gym , but it's going to be touch and go ! It won't shift !

@paulmont86 How are you still thinking about England? You don’t have to support every team we play for once, let it go pal

Now the dust has settled we can all look forward to getting Argentina, Germany and Senegal in our group whilst England get Uzbekistan, Cape Verde and Kilbirnie Ladeside

The whole of the UK when Nick fucked up at the end and voted Joe out #Traitors #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsFinal

@christopherhope @GBNEWS They only take questions from journalists

What a shame that Chancellor Rachel Reeves refused to take a question from me for @GBNEWS at her breakfast press conference today.

@criminographer That shirt ❤️

Receiving these first nursery photos, I couldn't be prouder. Couldn't wait to see how you grew over the years. I only ever got two precious sets. I still panic at the thought of never seeing you again. My curly haired ice cream loving boy. I miss you. X #grief #childloss

@Domestique___ He made life hell for the majority of the peleton, much better rider than a domestique

🇬🇧 Luke Rowe claims he 'made life hell' for dopers in peloton "That’s probably the only category of rider where I was like: 'I don’t give a f*ck about them. You’ve cheated me. You’ve cheated the sport. F*ck you'" 📰  domestiquecycling.com/en/news/luke-r… 📸 Cor Vos

@sparky8693 @RupertLowe10 Oh well that’s different Dads could always stay at our hospital (apart from the one that was born in lockdown) but I agree there should always be a provision for Dads to stay

@TomPrescott85 @RupertLowe10 Couldnnt stay overnight,only until 10pm.If they had the provision of camp beds/a room where dads could stay, itwould have been great. I agree they can fend for themselves when it comes to food and drinks etc. But its a small change that could make a big difference to some.

Giving birth is obviously an incredibly challenging experience for the mother - trust me, nobody is denying that. I do think though, that fathers should be shown more respect by the NHS during the whole process. No food provided, no basic bedding, nothing. The father is having a child too - potentially staying multiple nights, sleeping on the floor or a chair? If the NHS can find hundreds of millions for translation/interpretation and the rest of the diversity bullshit, then surely a few campbeds in each ward isn't such an impossible investment? A bowl of pasta for the dad, who does actually pay for that meal through his own taxes? I've asked the Department of Health to reconsider their approach. It would be nice if fathers weren't treated as some awkward afterthought, during the process and so often across wider society. Let's give dads the respect they deserve.

@sparky8693 @RupertLowe10 I always stayed, as much as possible when we had multiple. We aren’t ill, the ‘chair’ isn’t great granted, but I don’t feel like we need looking after. Of course it could be better, feel it’s unfair to put the blame with the NHS

@TomPrescott85 @RupertLowe10 On the flip side, if a father can stay then the midwives may have to help less to support mum as dad will be there to share night feeds and changes, sterilise bottles, look after baby while mum sleeps etc. Pros and cons both ways

@Wyefarm My house this morning, can assure you the hat isn’t staged!

@Wyefarm Love this! The random witch hat is just like our house.

Turns out 89 & 6 is about the age you can start buying your Dad & kids the same birthday presents! Hopefully this will keep him out of my hair for a couple of weeks!

After their @BBCRadio2 slot this morning, @MarkCavendish and @SirWiggo need to do a theatre tour, they’re superb both together and as individuals #wigginscavontour

@luke_bwfc I couldn’t believe after being told I had to order through the app, when I got to the end of my order it asked if I wanted to add a tip - who the fuck am I tipping??

We went to Pizza Hut last week, sat down, looked at the menu, saw it was £26 for a cheese and tomato pizza, stood up and left.

18.5 minutes in to the audiobook How to Survive a School Year, seems they’re not a fan of my eldest name 😬😬 @ICT_MrP