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@BuzzPatterson I knew there was Sumtingwong

Another view of the United 767 hitting to light pole and the bakery truck. He’s way too low.

@LifeMathMoney If you so much as fart, let the office know your achievement and contribution. Sitting quietly working productively at your desk, thinking everyone will know how contentious you are is a road to getting sacked.

Office politics advice: 1) If someone is generally disliked, avoid associating with them even if they are "a good person" 2) Keep 1 incompetent person around you so you always look good in comparison. They also give you some breathing space if layoffs happen (they will be cut before you). 3) Underpromise and overdeliver. If something is going to take you 2 days, tell them 3 and get it done in 2.5 days.

@johnkonrad Seth Rogan, an unfunny, obnoxious wanker

why did we legalize this crap?

@a_vipp1 @Variety Are you actually ChatGPT?

@Variety Javier Bardem speaking about Penélope Cruz is really heartfelt ❤️ his admiration for her both as an artist and as a person shows a deep, long-lasting respect and love in their relationship

Javier Bardem calls his wife Penélope Cruz “amazingly f*cking beautiful”: “When I see her being photographed in magazines, I go, ‘Is that my wife? Jesus, is it? It must be!’” "She’s a woman I’m so blessed by having had the chance to be at the same time, in the same place, in life. It’s important that you respect and support your partner, but also that you admire that person for what she is, for what she does. Penélope is an amazing, beautiful, good human being — the way she relates to her family, to her friends, to our kids, to me, to herself. It’s been a lot of years, and I haven’t seen a hint of malice in her." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHdk7

@pstjoshuagideon @Variety Are you actually ChatGPT?

@Variety That kind of admiration is rare after years together. Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz seem to have built something rooted in respect, not just attraction.

@layefaUXD @Variety Are you actually ChatGPT?

@Variety The way he talks about her beauty and character together is beautiful. That is love with respect, not just romance.

@Being_DerpyAF @Variety Are you actually ChatGPT?

@Variety The way he speaks about Penélope Cruz shows genuine appreciation for both her character and her presence, not just her image.

@Variety She looks like a duck

@dougboneparth The stocks name? Pets dot com

Went to buy my dream car at the Porsche dealership today. I offered to pay 50% in cash and 50% in stock. The sales associate went to get the manager who asked me to leave.

What’s outside the simulation?

@ClarksonsFarm1 Clickius Baitius

Brilliant idea!

@BattleJeff1 @dissidentwest We need a slur for people who can't define consciousness but convinced themselves AI is conscious.

@dissidentwest We need a slur for people who can't define consciousness but convinced themselves AI is not conscious.

We need a slur for people who think AI is conscious.

@dissidentwest Aidiots

@Chrispd92 @john_mcguirk A though this individual may have in 20 years

@john_mcguirk I’d rather die at 70 with my faculties intact than the way she did. She died exactly the way she deserved to. Hadn’t a clue what was going on around her, pissing herself every day, her death was celebrated by every right minded person.

Were she alive, Lady Thatcher would be six months from her 101st birthday. She died at 87, exceeding the average expected lifespan, and outliving the provisional IRA, which died long before she did.

@for24698 @Glinner There was a huge shift in August 2013, not for the better

@Glinner Well, if you recall, we had a great 2012 Olympics. The country was probably the best place to be in the world for one summer. It’s been downhill ever since, especially given we were fool enough to BJ prime minister following

2016, when Bowie and Prince died.

@MadDogBrit @ClimateWarrior7 Sir, the eco toilet literally saved the bucket industry. IYKYK

@ClimateWarrior7 and low-flow showerheads (≤2.5 GPM) that leave you rinsing forever. and government-approved "eco-toilets" that require 5 flushes + a plunger tax.

In a democracy you can tell people what kind of straws they can use, what can of bottle caps they can have, what the maximum wattage of their vacuum cleaner can be, what kind of lightbulbs they are allowed to buy, and how many fizzy drinks they can buy at the same time. This isn't totalitarianism. In a totalitarian system, the government tries to control all aspects of people's lives.

@OwenBenjamin @LionelMedia The was a distinctive change in the air in August 2013

@LionelMedia 1871 1913 1971 2001 2012 2023

During what year did everything change?

@unsexystocks The hole in the roof was a feature, a Velocity Activated Air Conditioner

When I was working my first job at 20 for a big corporate, I used to drive a Nissan Micra which cost me £200, it had a hole in the roof so would leak (no joke) People laughed at me as they drove their cars on finance into work, whilst they were laughing I was quietly saving £600 + a month for a house with my Fiancee who I’m still with today Took us 3 years of hard graft but it’s possible, there is no excuse. You just need the right priorities

@DrClownPhD Actual footage of the bank staff dancing to the music

This can't be real!? 😭

@SykesCharlie 'rabid dive'

Elon Musk’s rabid dive into white supremacy has taken place in broad daylight and has been amply documented. It has been unsubtle and unvarnished. But in recent months Musk has flooded the zone with hundreds of direct tweets, quote‑tweets and reposts that amplified claims of “white genocide,” claims that white people would be “slaughtered,” and accusing Jews and other groups of “pushing hatred” against white people— the sort of thing that used to be confined to the far reaches of the white supremacist fever swamp. open.substack.com/pub/charliesyk…