Tom Lamming

@napster Sad to see that so many artists have become unavailable. The situation seems untenable. I’ll miss you.

@minumonline Hello. Think I’ve got some mail for you that might be important.

@classicalsmoke @glosswitch Second hand at a charity shop.

@Tom_Lamming @glosswitch Almost bought her book just to have the New Nonsense conveniently in writing. Was worried I'd just end up smashing my face with it.

One of the things that's so upsetting about the Ash Sarkar thing (will shut up about it soon) is that it really does feel like it was fashion. It was real lives that were wrecked for made-up crimes, but look, that was the thing we were into back then.

@classicalsmoke @glosswitch “Personification of how the wind blows” - perfect

@glosswitch But it does help to have this personification of how the wind blows. Piers Morgan is not much better, to be fair.

@TheAA_UK I also have your renewal offer in writing. I am simultaneously insurable and uninsurable according to your system.

@Tom_Lamming Hi Tom, this looks like our Underwriters weren't able to renew your policy this year. We're sorry about this and hope you get your cover sorted.

@TheAA_UK I’ve gone to @TheRAC_UK because you couldn’t renew my breakdown cover. Looks like the same thing is happening with my utterly mundane car insurance. Why is your IT so hopeless?

@zexpe @_james_gee_ @petchelli @newt7215 @TheEvEngineer @evpoint_uk I was routed to a random one of these last week and it was much more expensive than normal Tesla prices.

@_james_gee_ @petchelli @newt7215 @TheEvEngineer @evpoint_uk The in-car Tesla sat nav considers them the same as Tesla sites, so it will auto route Tesla owners to it. They are shown as red Tesla sites rather than grey other sites. They are quite good sites being brand new mini-service stations. Free supercharging also is valid there.

@amsterdammed I don’t know about the neuroscience part, but the guy has remarkable faith in the delivery of a large government IT project.

The guy outside work who thinks we’ve all been microchipped in the brain by security services has a wildly optimistic view of how advanced neuroscience is

@SueLaniMadsen @April_1970s @JohnSte40163279 This is my favourite! Sing along, get all the words and the tune wrong.

@April_1970s @JohnSte40163279 Start singing along or dancing to it and see how long she keeps it up.

I’ve just asked a woman on a train carriage full of people to either lower the volume on her phone or wear headphones. Lady: I can have it as loud as I like. Me : Well, no one wants to hear it. Lady: I’m going to give you a slap. I’m now waiting for my slap. 😂 And this is why people don’t confront other people. Because there’s a threat of violence.

@TheAA_UK and today you mail to offer me the original price.

@TheAA_UK What a terrible process your breakdown renewal has been. I tried to renew two weeks ago but you didn’t recognise me and put the price up. Now you remember me again and are offering a discount by mail. I don’t trust a company that does that. Gone to RAC.

@KiwiEV Love the carpet!

@saj_anderson @cliffc100 Stick your free footlong up your arse Subway…

@Greg_Lester Soon. My anti-5G phone case has made reception patchy.

@Greg_Lester Gullibility stocks you say? Where can I get me some of those?

In true style, @AvantiWestCoast have commemorated the very last Voyager service out of Euston with no shop, no catering or drinks and no First Class service.

@CAChalmers_ Sit down America, if you’ve named a town in Ohio “Spunky Puddle” it’s time to let the adults do the talking.

Why do some Americans on here lose it at pretty normal place names?

@notracingpoint Meh, Mansell was 5 before Vettel had it.

Gabriel Bortoleto using Vettel’s number 5 means that one day, we’ll have to watch a rookie using Lewis Hamilton’s legendary number 44. I speak for all F1 fans when I say that the number 44 should be retired for use when Hamilton retires.

@KiwiEV It feels like Microsoft bought it and then strangled it. Brilliant to talk with my overseas family and then suddenly it can’t function without a Microsoft ID, is constantly confused by a company laptop and just sucked the utility out.

@glynhudson Ha! Thought the next picture would be cutting the A pillar on a car not crimping a pipe.

New (to me) toy arrived today! The Bluetooth connectivity seems very unnecessary, but the info is quite interesting 😁