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@CrazyVibes_1 lol people are actually going the way of wall-e

For thousands of years, humans have had exactly one option when nature called: get up and go find the toilet. A Chinese company just flipped that around. Yueban has built the Xiaoban — an AI-powered robot toilet that drives itself to you. Press a button or speak a command, and it navigates out of its dock, reads the room using LiDAR sensors, steers around your furniture, and arrives at your bedside. No help needed. No caregiver required. When you are done, it washes and dries you automatically. Then it leaves. It rolls back to its docking station, connects to your home's plumbing, grinds the waste through an internal system, scrubs itself clean with pressurized water jets and UV light, neutralizes odors with activated charcoal filters, refills its water tank, and recharges its battery — all without anyone touching it. It was not unveiled at a Silicon Valley tech event. It debuted at China's biggest eldercare and rehabilitation expo, in front of the nurses, caregivers, and families who spend every single day helping someone they love do the one thing no one wants help with. For millions of elderly and mobility-impaired people around the world, losing the ability to use the bathroom independently is one of the first and hardest losses. The Xiaoban was built for exactly that moment. The price in China is around $4,000. For context, full-time in-home care can cost that much every single month. The toilet has not changed in over a century. This one drives itself to you.

@alex_avoigt Thank you 🙏🇩🇪

Finally and overdue. I fully support legal action against 🇩🇪 German media outlets over their consistently misleading and factually incorrect reporting on Elon and Tesla. It is a disgrace that media organizations like ZDF which once stood for neutrality, objectivity, and factual accuracy have sunk to such an incomprehensible level. Those who have followed me for a while know how I have spoken out, in articles, interviews, and here on X, against the utterly unacceptable reporting in Germany against Tesla and partly Elon; it is time for legal consequences to follow. It is particularly troubling that ZDF is part of the public broadcasting system (ÖRR), an institution long regarded as a model of factual accuracy, yet, regarding Tesla and Elon, it has sunk to a level that makes it difficult to comprehend why we, as German citizens, are forced to pay any fees for it.

@tanpukunokami Love that ❤️

“Living with ALS, you are supposed to have diminished dreams. I do not.” Casey Harrell just shattered that expectation. He is paralyzed. He is living with ALS. For nearly three years, electrodes have been implanted in his brain. In 2023, he first used a brain-computer interface to “speak.” Since then, he has spent thousands of hours using it. Thousands. And now? He uses the device largely on his own. He surfs the web. He communicates. He does his job. His team calls him “the first power user of a speech BCI.” Think about that. This is not just technology helping someone speak. This is a life being rebuilt. From paralysis to power user. His spirit. The science. The human will behind it. Absolutely breathtaking. Maybe the real question is not what limits technology can break. Maybe it is what limits we have accepted too easily.

@Shatter801 Tesla saves more lives than seatbelts at this point, every person in every state/country should be livid if their regulators refuse to allow this technology.

Herbert, My wife and I were able to avoid a near death accident with a Black Bear thanks to Tesla FSD three lives saved.

@SoveyX I wish I was even 1% as smart or as driven as Elon

SpaceX shareholders, this is the first chess move. And it’s a big one. Buckle up. The whole internet is fixated on the $75B IPO. Almost nobody noticed what we actually did with $60B of it. We bought a code editor. Wall Street called it impulsive. It was always the blueprint. AI isn’t a chatbot race. It’s an industrial one. And to win an industrial race, you don’t just build the cars. You own the steel mills, the assembly lines, and the dealerships. Musk just locked up all three pillars of the AI era: 1.Compute (the factory): xAI’s Colossus supercomputers. The raw muscle that processes the data. 2.The model (the engine): Grok. The intelligence. 3.The interface (the steering wheel): Cursor. Where millions of real developers actually sit down and write code every single day. And here’s the kicker. Cursor is model-agnostic. Engineers use it to run OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic. Musk didn’t build a better product. He bought the infrastructure his competitors depend on. The full stack is almost complete.

@WolfofX Even the monkeys in Japan are cultured.🤩🙏🇯🇵

On Koshima Island in Japan, scientists documented one of the most famous examples of animal culture ever observed. In the 1950s, researchers studying Japanese macaques noticed a young female named Imo washing sandy sweet potatoes in fresh water before eating them. Later, some monkeys began carrying the potatoes to the seashore and dipping them in seawater, which researchers have suggested may have been preferred because it added a slightly salty taste while also rinsing away sand. What made the discovery remarkable was not just the washing itself, but how the behavior spread. Younger monkeys copied it first, then mothers and other troop members adopted the practice as well. Over time, sweet potato washing became a learned tradition within the troop, passed from one generation to the next through social learning rather than instinct alone. Today, the Koshima macaques remain one of the best-known examples showing that culture is not uniquely human. Animals, too, can innovate, learn from one another, and preserve traditions across generations.

@shaunmmaguire That’s true, traditional data centers will become very quickly obsolete and unnecessary money pits for any company running them on the ground

I think most investors are misunderstanding how soon orbital compute will ramp 99% of the difficulty was Starship The satellites themselves are a similar level of complexity as Starlink The bottleneck is Starship, which I believe is almost here

@TheCaptainEli Saving humans and animals daily

This video is heartbreaking… a dog left in a regular car on a warm day. 😢 This is exactly why Tesla created Pet Mode. When you activate Pet Mode in your Tesla: • The cabin stays at the exact comfortable temperature you set for your pet • The big screen shows a clear, reassuring message: “My owner will be back soon” with cute animations and the current temperature • You get instant notifications on your Tesla app if anything changes No more guessing. No more danger. Just real peace of mind for every pet parent. Tesla doesn’t only build incredible cars — it builds thoughtful solutions for real life, including our furry family members. 🐶❤️

@BrianRoemmele Holy 🤯

A few years ago, archaeologists excavating the megalithic tomb of Montelirio holos in Spain discovered an extraordinary dagger made from rock crystal. Experts deem it the most technically sophisticated tool ever found in Prehistoric Iberia, requiring immense skill for its creation. This over 5,000-year-old artifact measures almost 8.5 inches in length and was unearthed alongside 10 arrowheads, four blades, and a weapon-making core, all crafted from rock crystal.

@niccruzpatane It’s coming 🤩🙏

Meanwhile, Tesla’s 10M/yr Optimus humanoid robot factory is well on its way. There’s a lot of talk about SpaceX these days, but don’t forget the revenue potential from Optimus. Elon has stated in the past that he sees Optimus becoming ~80% of Tesla’s value.

@XFreeze This is mind blowing 🤯

Gwynne Shotwell reveals the true reason behind SpaceX's focus on the Moon “We haven't taken our eyes off Mars. The very first time I met Elon 24 years ago, it was all about Mars... and he has never lost that passion” But right now, there is a massive renewed focus on the Moon The reason: The convergence of AI and SpaceX We are looking at an entirely new frontier: building AI data centers in space, lunar mass drivers, and producing AI satellites directly on the Moon SpaceX has always been known for setting extraordinarily ambitious goals and then actually achieving them"

@mikepat711 Sunken cost fallacy will pay off big this time. It’s gonna hit this time for sure!!!

My mindset while making these DCA purchases is that I am a moron and will lose everything because TSLA is the worst investment I’ve ever made in my entire life. That’s why I know I gotta keep going.

@WhamBaamX Tesla is literally saving lives every day

FSD hesitated "for no reason" 🤠🫡

@XFreeze Now they can act like Elon is trying to quell free speech. People really don’t distrust them enough.🙏🇩🇪

They literally fabricated lies about Elon. Now German broadcaster ZDF removed their intro scrubbed the entire thing because Elon said he will take legal action They wouldn’t need to remove it if they didn’t fabricate lies…..the legal action was announced but there was no court order yet. They just folded instantly You can see their panic mode for false reporting and fabricating lies…got caught red handed Do not trust legacy media…they’re false and corrupt

@Rustavi Let’s see if it helps.🙏🇪🇺

🚨 Big win for Tesla FSD Supervised in Europe. 🇪🇺 The Dutch vehicle authority (RDW) has strongly defended and explained its approval of Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (Supervised) after facing criticism. In a detailed statement, the RDW confirms they conducted extensive independent testing: ✅ Over 3,000 hours of testing on test tracks and public roads ✅ More than 1,000 test runs ✅ Data from 1.8 million km driven in Europe with FSD Supervised ✅ Tested in complex urban traffic, various road types, and extreme weather conditions They did NOT rely solely on Tesla’s data, they performed their own rigorous validation over more than 18 months. Key conclusion: “This driver assistance system is at least as safe as other driver assistance systems” and fully meets all European requirements. The RDW continues active monitoring, with nearly 40,000 Teslas already driving ~24 million km in the Netherlands without relevant incidents. Full official statement: rdw.nl/en/news/2026/e… This is a major step for autonomous driving in Europe. 🇳🇱 🇪🇺⚡ #Tesla #FSD #TeslaFSD #AutonomousDriving #RDW #EV #Netherlands #TeslaEurope

@MarioNawfal What a beast

🇨🇦 This woman in Canada risked her life to save her goat from a cougar “I knew there was a chance that the cougar would turn on me, so I’d better make whatever I did count” She's so bad ass Writer: Ian x.com/NEWSMAX/status…

@MAGA__MANDY @Tesla Thank you for your work 🙏

Still love my job @tesla 🦾

@AmazingNature00 Aww so cute

He didn’t want to share mom… until one tiny moment changed everything ❤️

@nicksortor @DAGToddBlanche More of this 🙏🇺🇸

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has just secured CRIMINAL CHARGES against 15 anti-ICE Antifa militants in Minnesota for “surveilling, harassing, and confronting” federal agents HELL yes! Keep arresting, @DAGToddBlanche! 🔥 The U.S. Attorney for Minnesota says they were conspiring to IMPEDE OR INJURE agents “To those who choose to threaten or harm federal officers, we will hold you accountable. We will defend federal officers. We will protect the public. We will enforce the law.”

@WolfofX Oh I love that ❤️

In Switzerland, some people don't just drive or cycle home after work. They jump into a river. During summer in cities like Bern and Basel, locals pack their clothes and belongings into waterproof dry bags, slip into the crystal-clear water, and let the current carry them downstream to spots near home, public baths, or changing areas. What sounds like a vacation activity is simply part of everyday life for many Swiss residents, made possible by some of the cleanest urban rivers in the world.