Michael Perry

@joecourtemanche @Supersonic_Red Lawyer speaking to truck driver; “You need me on this case! I’ve never lost a case where a flying aircraft struck a truck moving in traffic!”

@Supersonic_Red I truly find it amazing. Guessing the airframe is grounded pending a thorough inspection

Hey, I just got my qual card signed off for bunker busters, mine warfare, hypersonic missiles, SEAD, & oil transport. I need another 12 hours to master glide slopes and bakery trucks.

@MikeyDiMercurio YES!!!

You know what grinds my gears? The possessive form of "it" is not "it's" but rather "its." Totally inconsistent with all other grammar. Also, if a speaker speaks in multiple paragraphs, there is no close-quote mark at the end of the paragraph. What's up with that? Totally stupid.

@Supersonic_Red One Friday a month at noon the local FD siren would go off and everyone in the K-6 scholll I attended would duck and cover. And, once a month the minuteman missle base at the top of the hill would perform pre launch drills. But it didn’t ‘fect me none… (Searches sky)

Been there, done that.

@CollinRugg Lawyer applying for the job: “I specialize in cases where aircraft strike vehicles in traffic.”

JUST IN: Baltimore bakery truck struck by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. According to local reports, the plane was a United Airlines Boeing 767-400. Senior vice president of Transportation & Logistics at H&S Bakery, Chuck Paterakis, says the driver was headed from Baltimore to New Jersey when he was hit. The driver suffered minor injuries, according to Fox Baltimore. "Our maintenance team is evaluating damage to the aircraft and we will investigate how this occurred," a United spokesperson said.

@Coach_Yac I can’t help but wonder what the off season training program is for the 3 players that are supposed to be prime time hitters. Why does it take 30 in season games to get going? Well hopefully only 30. If that’s the number it should start to happen by the end of the week.

Giants fans, this is a safe space. Give me your honest opinion on the job Buster Posey is doing with the team right now

@FaceTheNation @CBSNews Can we discuss how fuel costs are going to affect carrier charges by UPS FedX and other carriers, and ultimately the end price the consumer pays for all goods?

In the wake of Spirit Airlines shutting down, top White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett argues other airlines are “very, very healthy right now” amid the energy shocks from the Iran war because they “thought ahead way more than the management of Spirit.” But Hassett adds that the energy shocks will “affect profits for the airlines for a quarter or so.”

@PavlovicNBCS Afraid next weeks lineup will say “Hold my beer”.

That's the first winless two-city trip for the Giants since 2022. They got outscored 26-9 in six games and got walked off three times. Hard to have a more painful week on the road.

@Milajoy “I say that’s bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Say hello to my little friend. I'll be back. No one puts baby in a corner. What is the BEST movie quote of ALL TIME?

@GarlicFryRy @SFGiants A few more weeks and 1/4 of the season will be gone. I’m thinking June 1st call ups. They’re past the date wher a rookie would accumulate 172 days of service for the year, and I think that pushes free agency out another year.

Ryan Walker is bad but the @SFGiants “offense” is worse. 2 runs in a 3 game series from an “offense” that is supposed to be carrying this team? Two extra inning games where you can’t even get the ghost runner home?? That’s unacceptable & there needs to be drastic changes, ASAP.

@Coach_Yac And the broadcast team is having to dig so deep for something good to say, they’re down to explaining how good Dever’s outs are looking.

Ryan Walker blows another lead late in the game for the Giants He’s atrocious

@FordJohnathan5 Right? I knew a waitress that had a license plate UR86D.

BREAKINGNEWS: Republican Senator Thom Tillis says James Comey post isn't a crime. Tillis says he used to work in the restaurant industry and we all know what that reference means. 🚨

@BulwarkOnline No pre interview prep work because she and her people don’t care about accuracy.

Tapper: "Have you been able to determine yet which gun actually hit the Secret Service agent?" Jeanine Pirro: "We have…There's video of the defendant shooting at the Secret Service agent…A pellet that came from the buckshot from the defendant's…shotgun was intertwined with the vest of the Secret Service officer." Tapper: "So it's definitively his bullet?" Pirro: "It is definitively his bullet."

@MikeyDiMercurio Instead, you should just quote your dear old Grandmother.

(click) Attention all hands. The quote of the day is, "Don't call people who love you 'dumbass.'" That is all. (click)

Golden Tempo was literally dead last in the final turn and then outkicked everyone to win the Kentucky Derby. What an insane finish.

@Mark_T_Willard Like Jerry Reid said, “When you’re hot, when you’re not, you’re not”.

Even when the #sfgiants hit a homer, they don’t hit a homer.

@DonAtkinsonNFL I seem to remember Shanahan really wanted Mac Jones and there was a lot of pushback from fans and some media. “Maybe internally too?” And they ended up picking Lance. Am I misremembering?

I appreciate Witner’s status as a former player, but I disagree completely with his premise. The only person who Lynch, Shanahan, and the draft team are accountable to is Jed York. There is no fandom management. York and ownership decides whether they are happy with overall results, and they’ve made it fairly clear they are committed to their GM, HC and staff. Secondarily, “They haven’t drafted well” is an utterly stale idea. They drafted poorly between the Lance fiasco and 2023. There is zero objective evidence that the ‘24, ‘25, and ‘26 drafts have not been successful. That was three years ago, folks. The team has moved forward and upward with rejuvenating their roster, yet some continue to dwell on circumstances that no longer exist. Check the expiration date of your takes, because they have grown three layers of mold.

@adammocklerr @lwoodhouse Geraldo R. Is a joke to any real adult.

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war. I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups. Fuck that, genuinely. I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

@WhitakerTA_ @FPWellman Some of them will get gov’t bailouts.

NOBODY IS TELLING YOU HOW FUCKED THE FARMERS ARE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW. The Agriculture Secretary just confirmed it publicly. 1 in 4 American farmers has NO fertilizer secured for spring planting. No fertilizer. No crops. No food. Farm bankruptcies are up 46% in 2025. 160,000 farms closed since 2017. Less than half of all farmers will even turn a profit this year. They're not struggling. They're being wiped out. And the media is busy covering everything else. The real story behind this hasn't been told yet.. follow me because i'm about to tell it 🚨

@BontaHill Well, I don’t think there’s been a public death threat yet…

Really? No critical analysis? Okay buddy...

@GarlicFryRy @SFGiants Laskey was talking about it on his post game show. Seven splits in a row? That seems like you’re asking for trouble at the MLB level.

Can somebody tell me who’s telling @SFGiants relief pitcher to spam the same pitch over and over and over again? These are major league hitters! You throw the same pitch enough times, the hitter is going to time it up and do damage. Like Schwarber did to Winn!