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Me trying to convince my daughter to sit quietly at Church by promising a donut.

@ClayCourtCase Order a pitcher for the table, say "I've got the first round" and let the fun begin

Guys….

@_CWheatland Where's the line though? For example, in Theology the core texts are in Greek or Hebrew. The ancient commentaries are in Latin. And then there is modern scholarship happening in English, German, Italian, Spanish. Do you need to be a polyglot to do scholarly work?

@cecsquared With more of the population delaying having children into their 30s and 40s, the possibility of having Grandparents alive at a High School or College Graduation is diminishing.

Can someone give me a convincing reason for kindergarteners to have a graduation

@PaulinusOfTrier I have been refused Communion on the tongue while kneeling. I also attended an actual "Clown Mass," although thankfully it was in the Parish Hall not Church. It was the "entertainment" at a day long First Communion retreat. The Eucharist was symbolized by a rubber chicken. 🤢

Has anyone actually been at a Mass where there was liturgical abuse, as opposed to seeing it on internet? I have seen these examples. (1) use of crockery at a Mass instead of proper vessels. (2) untrained volunteers being given the role of extraordinary ministers of holy communion resulting in compounded abuses. (3) refusal to give communion to a person who was kneeling for it.

@TheMightyPathos @RobProvince The secretary at the bank hands Andy a check and then takes the package to add to their mail.

@RobProvince I honestly didn't remember any women at first then remembered the woman complaining her grocery bags weren't double bagged. Can't remember another woman who talked. The woman who gave Brooks the key didn't say anything.

It’s set in a men’s prison…….

@LFTGPod01 Any conference realignment that doesn't put Oklahoma in the Big12 with Nebraska is an automatic fail.

My ideal College Football Conference Realignment 👀 What’s the first move you’re changing? ⬇️ #CollegeFootball #CFB

@gonefishin1948 I have been told that Dies Irae was not an appropriate chant for the Offertory. I argued that we are dying to ourselves and so it's appropriate. But "Day of Wrath and Doom Impending" was a no go.

What music should never be played at a wedding?

@NebraskaCubbie I would rather be hopeful and delusional than satisfied with mediocrity.

Iowa fans talk about Nebraska more in the offseason than their own team 😂

@_willcompton Moving up the timetable a bit, I'm still in "8-9 seems doable." Undefeated doesn't come until July

I’m afraid Anthony Colandrea just talked me into an undefeated season

@JLGallagher3 "Honey, met this great guy on the gold course, we really hit it off. I invited him to dinner next week."

Got matched up with another single yesterday while golfing. Great. He’s talking about his ex wife. She lives in Sandy, she owns a bar, they have a 28yr old daughter 😟 I’m 98% sure I’m dating his ex wife. I ask her name. He replies “Jessie” I’m dating his ex wife.

@BenOnSports It would undo the mega conferences overnight. Guess who suddenly wants back into the Pac12 and the Big12?

10 conference champion autobids 6 at larges

@KristyT I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation! It's not a graduation, he's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade. It's a Ceremony! It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional..."

@jdpickell Take a good hard look at Nebraska - Cincinnati

Going to start rolling through some random CFB games from last year. All recs are welcome

@NebraskaCubbie How did you know?!?!

I will become a fan of whatever team drafts Emmett Johnson as long as that team is the chiefs

@TheCatholicEngr My Pastor moved a Statue of St. Anthony out of the Church to make room for St. Vianney. That same day, lost his wallet, it was gone for a week. Finally, he put St. Anthony back in the Church... and found his wallet. Guess who requested the parish build an additional ledge? 😂

I'm not saying St. Anthony physically takes your lost item and puts it in a really obvious place, but there have been many occasions where I felt like that was the only possible explanation

@catholicpat I can read Thomas Aquinas in Latin RIGHT NOW. Understand? No. Read? Yes.

I read a book that said anyone can learn to read Thomas Aquinas in Latin in two months That sounds absurd but I’m curious and might try it Has anyone done this?

@DocPriyamMD House was right. Everybody lies.

Me (to Patient): Any history of TB or long-term illness? Patient: No, Doctor. I am very healthy. Never even had a fever. Me: Are you married? Patient: No, unmarried. ​(Unit Rounds - 1 Hour Later) ​Me (to Consultant): Sir, this is a 24-year-old unmarried male, no prior co-morbids, came with a 2-day history of cough. Consultant (looking at the X-ray): This looks like a chronic fibrocavitary lesion. Priyam, you sure there’s no old history of TB? Patient (Interrupting): Actually, Sir, I took 6 months of TB meds back in 2022. My wife is waiting outside with the old CT scans and biopsy reports. Me: 👇

@JoshPateCFB If you were going to list the 100 most influential people in college football history to get us to this point, how many people in that list would be players and coaches vs administrators and judges? Do you see anything wrong with that? From Huntsville, AL GBR 🌽

Got room for several questions on tonight’s soon-to-be-jam-packed show Drop ?s here and include hometowns ⬇️

@_CWheatland Still furious about Operation Fast and Furious.

@NebraskaCubbie Better than waking up the day after leg day!

I’ll never understand how people enjoy waking up on leg day