Fake Robot Overlord

@iamyesyouareno Everything is spelled correctly (almost), he definitely didn't write this sign himself.

"Stop being afraid of me or I'll beat your ass" There’s no fixing this mentality.

@GuntherEagleman Now get someone even more ruthless in there

Thank you for your service, Greg!

@TheLucasToday @mattvanswol The 20 year olds are coming....

@mattvanswol the system imprisoned him for supporting ISIS, released him, and then a classroom full of college kids had to finish the job with their bare hands. every institution failed and a bunch of 20 year olds said "fine, we'll do it ourselves." give them the medal of freedom

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! It has been revealed that it was the STUDENTS at Old Dominion University who BEAT THE TERR*RIST TO DEATH... WITHOUT GUNS!!! "There were students that were in that room that subdued him and rendered him... no longer alive. I don't know how else to say it, but they basically were able to terminate the threat." ABSOLUTE HEROES!!!!!!

@ProFootballTalk You realize More Diversity in the NFL means less black people.

The NFL has expanded the Accelerator program to included non-minority candidates while denying any connection to political attacks against DEI efforts. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@shakoistsLog Because if she does that, she would have to increase police presence, and judges have to be able to hand out actual punishments. And if that happens, a bunch of blacks and browns will be arrested, and jailed. And she'll be called racist.

apart from the obvious, what's frustrating about this is it's not even effective. as a mayor all you have to do is go meet with some business leaders and ask what they need. people *want* to sell their goods. the system is built that this works really well with the tiniest bit of support.

@Nancy52422632 @dianaleonie1 @karol "Sculptor" in this case, likely refers to a woman who once made a dolphin out of play dough

@dianaleonie1 @karol Curious to know what Gina would say if someone swiped one of her sculptures. Just pocketed it and slipped out the door.

NYMag working really hard to avoid the words “stealing” or “shoplifting” here. “When security officers catch you” what, exactly?

@gkeftedes @NYMag Or that she still lives with her parents

@NYMag Her parents received the ticket? Not her? Oh you mean her parents paid it for her. Because she was stealing for fun. Not because she's Jean Valjean

At Whole Foods, you are apparently being monitored by a swarm of security officers, some of whom wander the aisles in plain clothes, and the company’s surveillance tech is improving. When security officers catch you, they will take you to Whole Foods Jail. Sometimes with glee. The Union Square Whole Foods jail is a windowless storage closet near the entrance, says Astrid, a photographer. She mostly remembers the wallpaper: “Layers and layers of grainy faces,” she tells Nora Deligter. “All the thieves that had come before me.” A sculptor we’ll call Gina found herself in the Bowery Whole Foods Jail. She was late to an Alex G concert at Bowery Ballroom and had decided to slip into Whole Foods for a quick spicy-tuna-roll walk-and-dine. She had a system: Approach the item with confidence, grab it, then head upstairs to the dining area and surreptitiously place it into her bag. But this time, she headed straight for the exit. “A rookie mistake,” Gina says. Gina remembers keeping her head bowed and her eyes low as she was escorted back to Whole Foods Jail. The windowless office was almost too bland to recall, she says, except for a rudimentary banner, that read: ALL SHOPLIFTERS ARE BANNED FROM WHOLE FOODS FOR LIFE. A few weeks later, Gina says her parents received a $90 ticket in the mail from the company. Deligter reports on what happens after you get caught stealing at Whole Foods: nymag.visitlink.me/9lsDcq

@ClownWorld I can tell why she can't find a job. Yes it does make sense.

This cracks me up every time I watch it 🤣

@deadend_king She wanted to shoot him. She was looking for any excuse.

Imagine feeling so entitled that you pull a firearm and then call the cops on yourself.

@NatCon2022 Dear god stop naming your kids Brody

Two shot, one killed at "field party" in Davies County, KY. James Semaj Carr, 20, and has been charged with the murder of Brody Lanham, 19.

@tmpka @WallStreetApes Where's cigarette smoking, I need to know how many groups I'm in

Know what else is considered a carcinogen? - Red meat: Group 2A - Sunlight: Group 1 - Night shift work: Group 2A - Breathing outdoor air: Group 1 - Alcohol: Group 1 - Wood dust: Group 1 - Painting: Group 1 - Firefighting: Group 1 The list goes on and on. Just consume things in moderation.

I verified this and it’s true “This is a class Group 1 carcinogen. The new study warns there's NO SAFE amount of ham, bacon, or even pepperoni for human consumption” Processed meats including ham, bacon, pepperoni are now definitively linked to cancer (Group 1), and newer 2025–2026 studies reinforce thee is no “safe” level that exists for regular consumption “One flimsy cut is lubricated with over 28 bio stabilizers. It's an ammonia-washed paste glued together with synthetic hydrocolloids. That color is then artificially enforced with a corrosive rust inhibitor called sodium nitrite. Group 1 carcinogen that ranks on the same pedestal as a cigarette. Your high-protein sausages were inhumane scanning for plastic residue and inorganic arsenic contamination” Additional info: Many processed meats use mechanically separated meat or binders like hydrocolloids (e.g., carrageenan, xanthan gum) for texture, and ammonia treatments occur in some poultry/beef processing (to kill bacteria), it’s not universally in ham/bacon/pepperoni (but it is used) The study comes from the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC), part of the World Health Organization (WHO) IARC evaluated extensive evidence and classified processed meat (including ham, bacon, pepperoni, hot dogs, sausages, etc.) as Group 1—“carcinogenic to humans.” This is the highest level, based on sufficient evidence that it causes colorectal cancer in humans (with some links to stomach cancer).

President Trump says he would back the killing of Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei

@waltermasterson You are here proudly admitting that you have zero survival skills.

I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.

@DelusionPosting As if Dyke Harris over there isn't a spoiled rich asshole 🙄

@FoxNews Just look at this gaggle of absolute retards

WATCH: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani says his wife, Rama Duwaji, isn’t a public figure after reports she liked a post calling the sexual violence investigation tied to Hamas’ Oct. 7 terrorist attack a “mass rape” hoax.

@LaModeUnknown She's gross

The first lady of New York City, Rama Duwaji, frontrow at ✨️Diotima✨️ Fall/Winter 2026.🪡

Rama Duwaji might be the roughest looking 28 year old in history

@CatoVanWyck @SwipeWright Make an example of him

@SwipeWright This “person” should be hanged from the torch of the Statue of Liberty

This person should get life in prison. There is no reason to ever let this person walk freely in society again.

New York is no place for anti-Muslim hate or any other kind of prejudice. We don't need out-of-state provocateurs sowing fear, division, and violence in our city. nydailynews.com/2026/03/07/pro…