TraderJoe (Trader of Jokes)

@AlexFinn Love the enthusiasm, I can definitely see the difference already. It’s certainly more “focused” I’ve noticed. Buuuut I just maxed out my max time window, so it’s time for lunch. I’m sure their servers will be down by the time I get back to my desk.

This is one of the most important weeks of your life It is more than likely both Opus 4.7 and ChatGPT 5.5 will release in the next few days Both will be humanity shifting technologies When massive shifts drop like this you need to do EVERYTHING in your power to be using them the moment they come out You need to be calling in sick from work You need to be asking your significant others to watch the kids You need to be faking your death so your friends don't call you You do what it takes to get your hands on these pieces of technology When we have nuclear shifts in the landscape, massive opportunities arise. This will be one of those times There's going to be a short time period after the release of these models where it will be easier and faster than ever to build revolutionary products, and not many people will be doing it If you jump on these opportunities, you can build life changing wealth. These are the times where people put on the AI sorting hat and that hat says either "permanent underclass" or "permanent overclass" Take these actions now: • Download Claude Code Desktop • Download Codex app • Get your OpenClaw ready for the update • Learn these tools inside and out • Moment the new models drop plug them in and use them Your entire lineage is depending on this

@asaio87 @TechWithMatteo He missed the $75/month in tokens to run it. But hey I vibe”modded” a CRM from code canyon. Studied the docs, removed features I didn’t need, added features I do need. Hosting cost is basically free, & maintenance or upgrades only cost my free tinkering time on the weekends

@TechWithMatteo thats right, thats the idea of vibecoding a saas app for your own usage. Another thing is vibe code it to offer to people. by the way, this is more of a satire post.

I just finished vibecoding a Saas app we pay $99/mo for. It took me just 5 full working days. I worked 14 hours a day for just 5 days but it was all worth it. It has a few bugs I still cannot get rid of, but I am going to spend a few weekends fixing them. My family will understand. And the cost of running it is just $75/mo in AI tokens But its so worth it vibecoding is pure awesomeness and saas is dead... almost forgot

@pry_loc "That was my plan the whole time, now get in the basement and handcuff yourself to this pipe over here"

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@Bradlito1 @CollinRugg He's a full time student, why can't he participate if he's physiolically weaker?

@CollinRugg A 61-yr old peacock strutting. I'm partially okay with it assuming his actions aren't keeping an 18- to 22-year-old sitting on the bench. His dream but at a cost to someone else. Doubt he's that good, maybe a cameo appearance in a game? A tiny bit of PR on local news?

NEW: 60-year-old cancer survivor is trying to become the oldest person to play college football. Tom Green, a 60-year-old freshman political science major at McDaniel College, has made the football roster. Green owns a wooden pallet company in Pennsylvania and never went to college. In 2015, he was diagnosed with Stage IV kidney cancer. He said he "was checking out in 2017," but ended up beating cancer. Green plays defensive line and made the DIII team as a walk-on. He is also a full-time student, as that is a requirement to play on the team. "I knew that the number was 61, that's the oldest player who ever played. I'm going to be 61 in June, so I'm [going to] be tying that record. But he [the record holder] just kicked extra points; he was a kicker," Green said to a local news outlet. Beast.

@KobeltMarco @_rebeccaclewis Trusts are good at hiding the actual owners, So outside of sitting outside someones property and watching the home, it will be difficult to even determine if its a "2nd home" or an "investment vehicle (AirBnB)" or a Beachhouse.

@TraderJoex @_rebeccaclewis Just tax those trusts. Problem solved

In a complete about-face, Hochul now backs a new tax on the wealthy in the form of a surcharge for expensive second homes that remain empty almost 100% of the time. Until now, Hochul has been adamant she would not support new or increased taxes, tho has most opposed PIT hikes

@thisdudelikesAI Computer

I JUST BUILT AN ENTIRE APP IN 10 MIN THAT PEOPLE WOULD PAY $100/MO TO ACCESS i gave perplexity computer one prompt and it built me an app that scans X, reddit, and forums for people literally asking for what you sell stuff like “anyone know a good…”, “looking for help with…”, “what’s the best tool for…” you drop in keywords and it tracks all of it in real time, then ranks each post based on how likely that person is to actually buy it turns every post into a lead with a summary, link, and intent score so you instantly know what’s worth responding to then you click once and it writes the DM, the reply, the cold email, even a content idea based on that post so instead of searching, thinking, rewriting, switching tabs… it’s just see signal → click → send i can save leads, track what i’ve responded to, and run multiple keyword streams at once i can’t code and this thing is basically a full lead gen engine + content machine in one dashboard comment "COMPUTER" and i'll send the exact prompt I used

@OrdonKelvi72466 @Hoopss Imagine if Jordan had gambling apps in his day.

@Hoopss LaBron and KD… Why? Because they are the only ones that would go to social media and bitch about it later

Toughest decision you’ll make all day 😅

@XeoNe0n @RightWingCope You’re right, I was replying to the wrong tweet.

@TraderJoex @RightWingCope Please get diagnosed for brain damage. I'm saying it's a rando who likely didn't even hear what Sneako said. But very likely at least knows who he is, and decided to swing in the moment. Like that Korean guy who punched Johnny Somali. You over-complicated tf out what I said.

Sneako gets punched after yelling "you deserve to be publicly executed" in the direction of a dude on the street in NYC

@XeoNe0n @RightWingCope So he recognized Sneako on the street, while watching his stream, which is a few seconds delayed due to upload speeds and satellites and stuff. Then teleported back in time 4-5 seconds earlier to prepare to punch?

@RightWingCope To be honest I think bro just laid eyes on Sneako and realized he'll never have this opportunity again lmao. I don't think it had anything to do with what he said, he wasn't even talking to bro. That guy is a hero though.

@DeborahBHint @HamiltoBergeran @RealCandaceO Creating a blockade, next to a blockade, to stop a blockade for oil…. Who does that?

@HamiltoBergeran @RealCandaceO Another person allergic to basic human decency.

Stop. This is exhausting. You pulled out because of bad ticket sales. For the same reason TPFaith had to “reschedule” the Pastor’s Summit and various other events quietly. People don’t believe you and don’t line up for you because you struggle to tell the truth about even the most basic facts. Where is the video of Charlie appointing you as CEO weeks before his death? The Secret Service sits above your security team. Were there actually a viable threat, the Vice President would not have continued the event. Your closest threat is the shit Public Relations team you hired that continues to operate under the delusion that they are smarter than the public. They aren’t.

@MichaelG823588 @BRICSinfo By taking Taiwan and its semiconductors away.

@BRICSinfo This is what it was all about,a faustian pact between Israel 🇮🇱 and the USA 🇺🇸 to try and weaken China 🇨🇳 and BRICS. Israel get what they want and the same for the US. So now it'd next move China, how will they respond to the act of War.

JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Chinese tanker attempting to cross the Strait of Hormuz blocked by the US Navy.

@menscoach1 I think Tom Brady has moved on by now..

My wife cheated on me after 10 years of marriage. She had an affair with her gym trainer, and it lasted a year. She cried and begged for forgiveness. I stayed for our two young kids. That was 2 years ago, but the pain is still fresh. I am consumed by anger every day. The images replay nonstop. I hate my marriage. I hate my wife. I hate myself. I feel like I’ve lost direction. I don’t know where to go... or where to stop. How do I stop hating myself... for who I’ve become? --From my Dm, give him some advice.

@MbarkCherguia Socks

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@proberts27 @DesireeAmerica4 Why not just mark them as tombstones?

@DesireeAmerica4 It’s interpreting grave stones as people. That’s a safety measure to avoid running over them. No big deal.

The Cybertruck Sees Dead People 👻 Dude is driving through a completely empty cemetery … and the infotainment screen starts lighting up with human figures walking around like it’s a parade. He looks out the window and zero people. Tesla either built the world’s most expensive ghost detector… or the AI is straight-up hallucinating headstones as people again. What do you think causes this?

@Arpansac @nalinrajput23 Move out of that high rise, get starlink and a tent.

@nalinrajput23 Sell that MacBook. Because to do anything with that MacBook, you will need internet, and for internet you will need money, but you spent all your money on the MacBook.

Imagine this: you have a MacBook, zero cash, and no job. You’ve got 30 days to make your first $1,000 online. What do you do?

@vishaltweetup @Samaytwt True. Coding as a job will become “oversight” as a job.

@Samaytwt Yes bro - coding is still worth learning in the AI era. But what and how you learn matters more than ever.

Be honest Is coding still worth learning in the Al era?

@martinez_j7902 @BRICSinfo North Korea doesn’t have these problems.

@BRICSinfo Gaddafi many years ago. “USA , Britain. They terrorize all the people in the world “

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Sanctioned Chinese-linked tanker crosses Strait of Hormuz despite US naval blockade.

@iyoushetwt A raspberry pi with 256gb of ram

as a developer, how much RAM is enough for you ? 1) 4 GB 2) 8 GB 3) 16 GB 4) 24 GB 5) 32 GB 6) 64 GB+

@MbarkCherguia This conversation is getting old, either change the laws or leave them alone.

Be honest… What do you think that 24-year-old girlfriend of Belichick sees in him? 🤔