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no man is free who cannot control himself
Katılım Nisan 2010
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I'm a connoisseur of dumb redneck shit and it's been years since something has impressed me. Don't let the flawlessness of its execution rob you of awe of its skill and danger.
The Angel 🖤@Angel_150913
In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.
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@braxton_mccoy @XanBongino You were right though, Mexicans are the shit, and the lifeblood of our working economy
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@XanBongino Yeah, as I've said many times it was a retarded blind spot and a moral failing which I have long since corrected.
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There are now three things I won’t calculate the cost of:
1) $/hr earned operating a nuclear powered submarine
2) $/mile cost of driving a 911
and …
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
Asked 3 of my friends in relationships/marriages to calculate their current CPN (cost per nut) Friend 1: Hoboken girlfriend Average wait: 8 days In-between costs: dinners, coffees, random Ubers, “little treats” = roughly $280 CPN Friend 2: married guy in Jersey suburbs with 2 kids Average wait: “depends if the kids are asleep” In-between costs: Costco runs, family dinner, bottles of wine, “bills n shit”, Target trip she “needed” = around $740 CPN Friend 3: Upper East Side finance guy with live-in girlfriend Average wait: every 3 days according to him In-between costs: groceries, wine, random Uber Eats order = around $97 CPN Seems like relationship CPN may actually be higher & LESS efficient than being single?
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Every young man should be forced to watch this inspirational monologue in school
New York Magazine@NYMag
Has there ever been a more anxiety-inducing time to have a small penis? In March, a dating coach named Anwar White went viral for a video instructing women how to “catch print”: the art of assessing a man’s penis size through his pants. The TikTok inspired countless women and gay guys to get online and speak openly about dick size. Before long, women were catching print on paintings in Versailles and celebrity pap shots of everyone from Mark Zuckerberg to Harry Styles. It’s not just attention seekers on the internet obsessing over penis size. Last year at the DNC, Barack Obama used his hands to suggest that the current president is below average. In March, Megyn Kelly took to X and accused the conservative commentator Mark Levin of having a micropenis, also giving him a catchy, Trumpian nickname, “Micropenis Mark.” Meanwhile, men are pumping their genitals with filler and “jelqing,” a stretching technique that involves stroking the shaft with pressure from base to tip in hopes of gaining a few centimeters. In a recent survey on penis size, 67 percent of respondents admitted to lying about their size. Notably, Gen Z reported the lowest confidence in their penises. “I think there’s a hyperfocus on the way we look,” says White. “Men are going through a lot right now. Things aren’t as stable for them as they used to be.” Brock Colyar reports on how in the age of looksmaxxing, Trump, and “catching print,” penis anxiety has returned with new energy: nymag.visitlink.me/4z_Kh7
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Future generations are going to think this is AI because surely no organization would be dumb enough to screw this up…
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doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.
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It’s truly inspiring that Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has been able to win consecutive MVP awards while bravely battling vertigo.
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The funniest part is this is who Chance was, he switched up on coloring book but he was a wild nigga. All them save money niggas was
Certified Boogeyman@blackiiingout
Nigga chano get starter locs and now he a trap nigga 😭😭😭😭
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That time Kyle Busch saw one of his fans wearing his hat while driving
RIP to a legend
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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This fucked me up.. “keymo”
Virus@VirusTXDG
Worlds first Hub converted KAC can. Let’s see how she runs
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I opened this assuming it was just another irresponsible purchase by a young kid that recently got millions dropped into his bank account and then it was the sickest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life
VikingzFanPage@vikingzfanpage
#Vikings DL Caleb Banks got a new custom bank vault chain 🥶 🎥: arithejeweler via IG
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Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: Jeff Bezos says bottom half of workers should not pay taxes
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Can't guarantee I'd still be alive if I carried a 12 gauge shotgun in my golf bag
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